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RomanceRe: The Effects Of Dating Who You'll Not Marry by donephi(m): 9:16pm On Jan 24, 2015
rokiatu:
I got married to mine. smiley
story for the gods
RomanceRe: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by donephi(m): 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time grin

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend grin

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring grin

Oooyah let forming begin cool

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com
Most of these things are not applicable to every guy cos we really dnt give a shit abt damsels n we Cld also be celibate grin
CelebritiesRe: I Won't "Smash" If His "D" Is Too Big Or Too Small- Cool Fm Oap Destiny Amaka by donephi(m): 8:47pm On Jan 23, 2015
twerkjack:
MEDIUM wink
cheesy
HealthRe: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by donephi(m): 7:18am On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
yeah! preach! cool pass the lovely message to these stupid men!! cheesy
did u just say "stupid men" are the men in your life that stupid eg ur boyfrd,broda n the only man that gave u existence. Are they really stupid? grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Me by donephi(m): 7:00am On Jan 22, 2015
twerkjack:
WETIN I DO NA....EVERY THREAD NEEDS COMMENTS ND COMMENT MEANS ""POINT OF VIEW"" THEY CANT ALL BE GOOD grin
lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid Copa Del Rey (1 - 0) On 21st January 2015 by donephi(m): 8:27pm On Jan 21, 2015
Barca is losing 2 to 1
RomanceRe: 17 Romantic Things To Say To A Woman (girlfriends&wives) by donephi(m): 7:57pm On Jan 21, 2015
twerkjack:
IS DAT U AT UR DP huh CHINEKE shocked WORWOR FULL NAIJA O cheesy
see finishing
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Me by donephi(m): 7:48pm On Jan 21, 2015
twerkjack:
@TOPIC IF NOT? WHO SHOULD BE PREGNANT FOR U BEFORE? YA MOM? LOLZ WHEN U DEY FVCK NOBODY KNOW BELLE DON ENTER U DON COME ONLINE.....BOYS ARE SHAMELESS
this babe self
RomanceRe: 3 Things Female With More Than One Sex Partner Stands To Lose Out by donephi(m): 7:16pm On Jan 20, 2015
twerkjack:
ASK THEM..... BLEEDING HYPOCRITES
Hmmm! Y are u too hard on us?
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships by donephi(m): 6:58pm On Jan 20, 2015
twerkjack:
U AINT A GENTLE MAN
u ain't sure abt that, are u?
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships by donephi(m): 9:24pm On Jan 19, 2015
twerkjack:
OK I OFFICIALLY HATE U embarassed
what have I done wrong sweety
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships by donephi(m): 9:24pm On Jan 19, 2015
twerkjack:
OK I OFFICIALLY HATE U embarassed
what have I done wrong sweety?
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships by donephi(m): 8:31pm On Jan 19, 2015
twerkjack:
HEHE PERV...
only perv knw anoda
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships by donephi(m): 8:27pm On Jan 19, 2015
twerkjack:
SEX IS IMPORTANT...., TRUST ME I KNOW wink
wow! I didn't know pls tell me more
RomanceRe: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by donephi(m): 8:14pm On Jan 19, 2015
twerkjack:
NAH FAR FROM IT
I must say u re far from been ugly
RomanceRe: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by donephi(m): 7:40pm On Jan 19, 2015
twerkjack:
OYA E DON DO
Haba! I hope u re nt thinking I said what u re thinking? sad
RomanceRe: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by donephi(m): 7:37pm On Jan 19, 2015
Ivyluvie2:
I don't know where I belong
hmm! That means nobody has complimented ur looks angry
RomanceRe: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by donephi(m): 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2015
twerkjack:
MAYBE............ AM I undecided
grin na for my mouth u want hear?
Monkey no fine but him mama like am
RomanceRe: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by donephi(m): 6:28pm On Jan 19, 2015
Not knowing where u fall suggest you think you are nt pweety
twerkjack:
I WONDER WHERE I FALL IN undecided
RomanceRe: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by donephi(m): 6:21pm On Jan 19, 2015
Adufetohposh:
In a nutshell, we d not too pretty girls can av all d guys to ourselves cheesy #supercool cool
does that suggest to me you love to parol with more than one guy at a time?
RomanceRe: Why Guys Avoid Pretty Ladies by donephi(m): 6:18pm On Jan 19, 2015
Ivyluvie2:
So you guys finally admit you prefer 'd not too pretty ones'hmmm.....hard to believe though.
I hope that's not where you belong
PoliticsRe: 10 African Dictators Of All Time by donephi(m): 8:10am On Jan 19, 2015
Thank you for the info.
Pls you need to acknowledge the source against plagarism.
CareerRe: What Is The Hnd Equivalent In Usa by donephi(m): 7:56am On Jan 18, 2015
Really informative
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Your Wife, Sister Or Girlfriend Work In A Hotel? by donephi(m): 11:21pm On Jan 17, 2015
Hotel not too good a place for a lady that really wants to live a decent life to be an employee

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