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KeriBaby:


I knew it


I dey here when everything dey happen


Analysing every word dey put out there on ur behalf

I could tell they had another motive


Donpsymon wanted to compensate u cuz he kinda feels guilty

And Mistabiola has a crush on LifeIsGuhd
I repeat Biola has a crush on LifeIsGuhd

Compensate ke?


For what


Lemme nur comment on this matter again jare... Its a desperate attempt to bring chaos to my family


Anyway, chimajii just so you know... Your pot belly sef na turn off... So if you go about saying you won't 'Spit game', nothing for you ogbeni


Jes so you know, I and my boo are tighter than ever... And with this recent development, you don join persons non granta list for our estate be that o


Cc elmisti


Kindly shoot chimajii on sight


NO! Pound his pot belly before you shoot him

KeriBaby:
Exactly what I told them o

Goldenone now u have it from the man himself


I knew u were not shy
Infact how could you be shy with all ur belly and blue eyes


Donpsymon and Mistabiola surely had an ulterior motive

You should know me by now na


If I had any ulterior motive I'd have come out plain...


We jes felt he needed a lil cover... Sad thing He does but he no wan admit it


Anyway, lemme mind my business and take care of my goody.


BTW, how was ur night?

chimajii:
Morning all
.
.
@donpsymon u came here to badmouth me. God is seeing u. U tried to act as if u were trying to help me woo her, meanwhile u had oda intentions of cornering her for urself
.
@keribaby no mind am oo, I no tell am to help me woo her. He just go, so that he go fulfil he polygamous motive. If I wan woo woman, I wee go myself + my blue eye
.

Cc mistabiola


This ya friend na the fattest snitch ever liveth


I don comot hand for him mara


BTW, tell him to get a BOO!

iamauxin:
lolzzz......abeg, are you the one sharing it?.....you don't even know if I've seen my call up letter already surprises go dey sha

I'm telling you you'll get Borno and you sit down there the doubt me


Better start praying now o... Because I'm posting all lawyers to Borno...


Them need make new laws for fighting Boko Haram

dossylvanus:
I nor get your time.

Ehn


Cause you know say ma serious exchange of words for go down na

dossylvanus:
I nor get your time.

Ehn


Cause you know say ma serious exchange of words for go down na

goodyboo:
oh my baby

my day was kinda boring cos u were not by my side

buh I'm very Owk nw.

come here*hugs tightly*

*cuddles*


It'll never repeat itself again...


I already bought some things to keep you company when I'm gone...


This here is empire , PS3,


And walaa! I bought you a couple lands on pge 2800 so you can build the biggest salon this thread has ever seen


Tht should keep you busy.


*perks her*


*pets her*


*smiles*

mistabiola:
★★★ twas fine...

*B4 I proceed lemme clear the air..
**Rumour has it dat ayam interested in hooking up with lifeisguhd, pls decline any news of such.... Donpsymon..

*Chimajii dey said your Game ain't tight dat you're a shy guy... But Adonbilivit.....

**Back to the matter; Faithluv__ I had a Great day bet...


Howdy anyways

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

That's better


Even the lifeisguhd sef the form Jessica Alba, Kim West and Amber Rose all in 1... So I no d shuuck mouth for her mara again

Walspring:
For posting packages

Lol

Okay...

No worry, many people go get where dem choose

jatau7:
am around ohhh.....I dey rep donpsymon....no even try anytin funny. ..if not I go give u bread no water make u chop elmisti

Baba you eh


Always got my back


Na you be correct guy... Oya chop knuckle


*brings fist*

elmisti:
If I stone u dia.....so becus goody is a Toks ( Tokunbo)...u think u can jst com and rep the owner anyhw bah....lai lai...not wen am still handling the security here....b4 I switch off my Gun safety, I dnt wnt to see u 100 feet close to goody

That's what I paid all that money for

Olami90:
If u look into his blue eyes, Na Chelsea fc kinda luck u go see nd u knw wetin dat mean? I bliv U knw wetin dey follow chelsea of recent

I see you o...


Na so you the corner everything go trouble side


Now wey na international break wey mourinho d rest... You d make sure say you go remind Chelsea fans of their misery eh?


Baba I d see you o

iamauxin:
lolzzz.....I know. I just want Akwa Ibom.

Bet you'll get Borno

mobi18:
dis goody boo is naw mistabiola's female version,sealing ur mouth ehn.. ehhm, donpsymon,abeg cme open ya baby mouth

No vex errh


If say she know say you be our attorney she go d tell you erything


I go remind her


Hope you slept well?

sammie23ten:
I saw all dis signs den ooo...but I chose to ignore... I pity donpsymon...

She's beautiful, any1 can appreciate...


E no mean say everybody fit woo or maintain her

elemhusny:
u sure say dat camp one go make sense? na only d khaki I dey anticipate. if I hv chance I go saw my khaki too. I no wan look like cartoon o.

Even them no make sense, na to add them for the number na

+ Me I go sew another khaki after camp and them d shape khaki for camp too...


So no way you go look like cartoon

goodyboo:
na Asylum d person for commot fro .....lol

Lol

Later they'll blame village people

KeriBaby:
Very sure

*sips corner*

Well that's hands off from me then

Mistabiola and him yeye tactics

KeriBaby:
Lol yea for your own good


Mobi18 is a second e-wife u Cannot imagine what she's
going through talk more of u being a compensation
Trust me u do not want that even for an enemy

Now... This is snitching

itoski:
no let keri hear u talk formality o....cos her waist na size

I no d follow you do amebo this night at all

KeriBaby:
I know mistabiola has a hidden agenda


I think he is actually the one with a mighty crush for LifeIsGuhd


But why he decided to put it all on his blue eyed pot bellied friend I do not know

Lol



You sure?


That'll be quite interesting since he's been making me woo her for Chimajii


Mistabiola! Report hia and clear ya name

KeriBaby:
Chimajii said you're a lower version of himself



Heheheh


Have u forgotten all he said to u and ur boo




He must have paid u well
Continue

Lol...


We say worst things to each other


Like


But its all good...


BTW, he didn't even say a thing to ma boo who he claimed to have liked
See the irony


Like I said earlier, if mistabiola should successfully woo any bae on here, chimajii 'll be mad as well


Its jes normal with him

mobi18:
seems like i missed a lot on ere today...warris happening ere,oya biko tell me..

cc keribaby,donpsymon,mistabiola,elmisti, goodyboo nko..

5 point headline


*Mistabiola is back from whatever lowkey break he took.


*I and him are trying to woo lifeisguhd for our buddy Chimajii


*Today's 12th so that's deadline for online reg... And call up letter day's drawing closer!


*Land purchase on page 2800 was qute fun! Bought a couple for my darling goodyboo


*As usual, flashes of boredom took over the thread at times but all em folks contributed to killing it...


Other stories I can't remember sha...

KeriBaby:


I am trying to decode jare


But it's between us

KeriBaby:
Say the truth sister girl


Was he shy when he openly fought Donpsymon cuz of goodyboo?

Why now!

*clears throat*


Things you should know

*Chimajii didn't fight me over my boo


*He was just a little bitter... We were the bachelors crew back then sha... 2geda with mistabiola then boom! I left!


*He felt a little thingy for you too...


*Only reason he didn't react when you found you boo was cause sammie isn't his friend.


*If mistabiola by chance, manages to woo lifeisguhd for himself, then Chimajii will retaliate and threaten havoc...
He be like ' you didn't even spit game'



Funny and shy that lot

itoski:
I mistakenly go put my waist size say na 45 but as I chck now no be 45 again maybe I fit swap d trouser wit keribaby or move jatau own for nyt

All that size thing na for formality jor


Nobody go look am when dem d give you that kit o

KeriBaby:


Lol true talk



But make chimajii come tell the girl wassup na


And it seems y'all are forcing him into this thing o


Cuz he did not categorically say that he has a crush on anyone here except goodyboo but u got her now


Oh oh

I get it

You are trying to pay him back for letting you have your way with your boo


So LifeIsGuhd is like a compensation?
That's not nice at all

Is it me or you're tryna snitch

itoski:
Boss don't tell me u still keeping DAT dolll in ur house ..hope u wnt bring her(doll) along to camp

Question 1: Do you have an e boo ?



NO



Questions 2: Are you a relationship councilor



NO



Oya let's discuss sports... You don't have any meaningful relationship advice to offer

KeriBaby:
Lol


Na lie


He is ur boss and he has pot belly



U never hear say for Africa say big belle na big man


Continue

Lol

True that... Only say Chimajii pot belle na as a result of too much beer


But he's a nice man tho

BTW, he no fit be ma boss na

KeriBaby:



Some people can ask stupid questions sha


But it's allowed



I doubt if anyone registered today sef



Hehehe

Those type of questions eh? When I see them, I cc peeps that'll give them sarcastic answers


And I feel the reason NYSC extended days is cause they noticed some folks haven't registered.


So chances are some peeps registered today

LifeIsGuhd:
Hahaha, are you helping or casting him? This kind of your friendship ehn! Lol

Pot belly Ke? I can't cope na

I want abs jor, na blue eyes I wan dey touch

Finally, he's shy? #okbye

*we like 'em bold

Hey!


Don't misunderstand me!


You know what else I failed to mention His resilience...


He stops at nothing to get whatever he wants... And I'm kinda disappointed in you cos honesty doesn't do it with you *sad face*


You should know that Chimajii would do the gyming thingy daily just to get those abs on!

He'd learn bravery and his obsession for you will be the motivation!


I was just trying to be honest with you so you'll accept him jes the way he is...


Jes give him a chance okay?

Goodyboo sweerie... Come over to my arms and tell me about your day...

And don't forget any detail!

You know we don't lie to each other

KeriBaby:
Wooing by proxy


Very interesting


*Hello madam my boss would like to speak with you *

Lol

Boss ke

See that thingy when all your friends are hooking up but you so scared

Then the shap friend does the hard work for you eh?

Na wetin I d do that pot bellied mofo do be that

KeriBaby:
Hahahaha


Maybe they had issues



Some people just get this last minute syndrome

I won't be surprised 1 bit if some1 didn't register


Even after the extension


I'm so surprised we haven't seen any1 come on here like "pls can I still go for camp even if I don't do online registration? Heard there's registration in camp too... So I'm confused'


Lol