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And to cap it all, most of our 'pastors' must have been watching Nollywood movies to have driven a car without PMS, hehehe. |
This reminds of an actor being the script writter, co-producer, director, light man etc in a movie he's appearing and if they want to shoot a gun, you'll think the gun itself is the bullet, the way they'll handle it (as if they want to throw the gun) when shooting and the victim would have fallen-down before the bullet hits him.trolling: sometimes I watch nollywood movies and all I can say is dumb producers,dumb directors,dumb actors and actreses |
Hehehe, nice thread and I can't stop laughing at Nothinwood pratictional's lack of vision and mediocrity. You can imagine if a film sells and the title is, say Tonto Dikeh and the rest of the producers will follow suite. Let me give an example, 'One love' it was so successful and sold-out and before you say Jack, we had different versions of 'Love' titles-Your love, share love, blind love, toast love, love me etc. |
Just thank your star, you might not be lucky to get away next time. spikes C: Hahahahha..thank God i ran away before this |
You wrong, I was actually thinking of Chelsea-Arsenal match, we all know the outcome anyway. *Smash a bottle on CFCfan* annawhite: thinking . . . .. . ..eze promoe in church |
Good morning ladies! *What a beautiful morning, ayam surrounded by angels Viewing this topic: SeunPlus(f), dont8(m), annawhite(f) Good morning everyone. |
God don catch you, remain me and you for this room, let me see who will rescue your jugular from my hand ![]() Viewing this topic: spikes C(m), dont8(m) |
Chrismas is over guy, go and throw the toy gun away jorh ![]() spikes C: i got ma AK, right here beside me |
Thank God ojare, those bloody learners ![]() ItsModella: we tenk God, we tenk God |
Chai, you mean just like a pin thrown into the ocean ![]() ItsModella: Spikes, one out of the millions who dream of me don't make a difference...so suit yourself. |
Kicks his blokous ![]() spikes C: ***grabs dont8 legs*** |
Better sleep with your two eyes open, I'll be coming for you like a thief in the nite ![]() spikes C: Seems like am gonna join the sleepy train..gonna go to church in the morning. |
So many learners in-here, thank God for ItsModella: an...al or vagi..nal..they're both nyanshing. |
Anything, just for you ![]() Caracta: You are soooo kind. Gracias |
Viewing this topic: dont8(m), SeunPlus(f), binger(m), Caracta(f), spikes C(m), Acidosis(m), ItsModella(f) and 1 guest(s) |
Eaya my nun, what can we get her *Thinking deeply* Caracta: Guys...i can't sleep. |
spikes C: goodnight outlaw |
Good girl. Oluwaseunfunmi temi Go get yourself a lovely SeunPlus: Ok, I'll try! |
Now playing, Eedris Abdulkareem 'Kole yewon o' ItsModella: beeni gan!! na the insults I learn first before anything...gbagbe o, man must know how to para in every na.. |
It is said in the holy book, no sleep for the wicked ![]() binger: *sleepy* |
Back to sender ![]() spikes C: i no blame you. |
![]() spikes C: i can oo. Just close ur eyes imagining being in my arms...such |
Is that you, Sullivan Chime You are hereby impeched with immediate effect! spikes C: una dey try me baa. i go slap somebody ooo |
![]() SeunPlus: When speaking to me, learn how to speak to me in the language I understand. |
Not really, but you can go back to your bed now and dream about me and tell me tommorow morning SeunPlus: Is it not too early to dream |
Hmm, enough to yab ItsModella: hahahahaha!! I'm not an adept yoruba speaker..I know a lil over the basics, well enough to survive and insult if need be. |
Don't mind them jare, they should cover their face in shame, the guyman still dey receive salary o. ItsModella: I dey tell you...and they're still talking. |
Tell me about th dream you had. SeunPlus: You peeps are still awake when I've slept first half. |
Omo yoruba ni mi o, swagga ![]() Mo wa ni'le fu e, bring it on. ItsModella: hahahahahhahah!! o'boy, are you yoruba? I feel the urge to spill some yoruba.. |
Its only in Enugu in the whole of the federation, that they are governed by a ghost governor, smt ItsModella: onye oringo wey man never see for 4 months...na so una place boring reach? |
Are you a learner too? Afam4eva: Pls i wanna join this chat but don't know where or how to start... |
They're learners indeed, let's help their condition... ItsModella: dem dey talk Abuja no reach, this one dey bring Enugu inside... |
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and if they want to shoot a gun, you'll think the gun itself is the bullet, the way they'll handle it (as if they want to throw the gun) when shooting and the victim would have fallen-down before the bullet hits him.



