The reason for CPR is to get the heart beating again especially on a very young person.

head_to_to:

LOL. You self worst pass the person wey u dey try criticise. Doctors confirm the patient is dead, but you still want them to perform cardiopulunonsense. Very dull

head_to_to:

In a movies. LOL. Gbagaunnnnnn

Hahahahahah dats niaja for u guys

Head toto please take it easy, dont get worked up over such a fun thread like this

You dey Gbagaunnnn somebody when u no fit spell CPR

head_to_to:

In a movies. LOL. Gbagaunnnnnn

BasseyJ: Head toto please take it easy, dont get worked up over such a fun thread like this

Worked up? No. Just exposing some people's meaningless comments.

His jobless

BasseyJ: Head toto please take it easy, dont get worked up over such a fun thread like this

chinosxl: The reason for CPR is to get the heart beating again especially on a very young person.

LOL. After you have said the doctor has confirmed he is dead? Loolzzzz

Bolushalom: Not all pregnant women vomit in "real life". But u can know a woman is pregnant in a nollywood movie when she vomits, abi how else does the madam know that the househelp is pregnant for oga..lol...and u are taking it personal means u are responding like nollywood itself.

And the way they hold their stomach and then suddenly dash off whenever they want to throwup ehhh, u'd think a ghost is after them

chinosxl: His jobless

Lwkmd. Between me and you, who is jobless?

head_to_to:

Worked up? No. Just exposing some people's meaningless comments.

Fun is fun whether meaningless or not.

He wan make sure,say him die... [quote author=nellaluv]A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible

Yeah,it is only in nollywood movies that u will see an applicant, looking for a job,yet lives in a tastefully furnished apartment.lol

Wen fainting or falling down dey fall fall on the sofa or sm1 behind... Falling down even before been hit by a car and crowd from no where coming to lift them into any vehicle....eye blinking why claiming to be dead....proudly naija things

Na only Naija person go go abroad, see snow for the first time, begin take pictures inside snow make him take send home make dem know say him don see snow.

Duke007: Yeah,it is only in nollywood movies that u will see an applicant, looking for a job,yet lives in a tastefully furnished apartment.lol

No. As him no get job, na inside toilet him for they live.

Una get time plenty. See observation.

head_to_to:

No. As him no get job, na inside toilet him for they live.

Is like u don't understand the meaning of this thread.

Only in nollywood movies u see people having flashbacks on incididents dey did not witness

chinosxl:

Is like u don't understand the meaning of this thread.

no I dont. Maybe they ask us to tell who we like to smack his face on NairaLand? Let me read it again.

Its only in 9ja movie dat a man wil be remembring,wen he was a kid in 1960 nd him nd his fada was walkin on d road,nd his fada was advicing him,nd d camera shows a bill board on d road,wit VOTE 4 JONATHAN 2015 on it...LWKMD

head_to_to:

no I dont. Maybe they ask us to tell who we like to smack his face on NairaLand? Let me read it again.

ok, read it again and get back to me.

Hehehe, nice thread and I can't stop laughing at Nothinwood pratictional's lack of vision and mediocrity. You can imagine if a film sells and the title is, say Tonto Dikeh and the rest of the producers will follow suite. Let me give an example, 'One love' it was so successful and sold-out and before you say Jack, we had different versions of 'Love' titles-Your love, share love, blind love, toast love, love me etc.

after the film con finish u go see TO GOD BE THE GLORY

IN NOLYWOOD,SOMEONE DIES WITH LOW CUT,AND THE SPIRIT COMES BACK WITH AFRO..

Eze Promoe: It's only in Nigerian movie you'll see two policemen in uniform arresting 5 able-bodied men, (criminals to be precise).

It's a movie so that 5 able-bodied men have to allow the police arrest them. Fighting with the police is not part of the script .

is it not in the same Nollywood that aa spirit or ghost will open the door to enter a house?

lol @someone shooting himself 3 times in the head.

Naija, i hail.

sometimes I watch nollywood movies and all I can say is dumb producers,dumb directors,dumb actors and actreses

mysticgal: after the film con finish u go see TO GOD BE THE GLORY

trolling: sometimes I watch nollywood movies and all I can say is dumb producers,dumb directors,dumb actors and actreses

I think the actors just do what they are told to do. i will put the blame more on the Producers and directors.

chinosxl:

ok, read it again and get back to me.

Basically you didn't understand Head_To_To at all. Keep on groaning, he's having a swell time and loads of fun teehee.

chinosxl:

I think the actors just do what they are told to do. i will put the blame more on the Producers and directors.

True, I think Nigerian actors are some of the best in the world. Nobody plays sad, happy, angry or crazy better than Nollywood actors - and they are able to this without rehearsal.

mysticgal: after the film con finish u go see TO GOD BE THE GLORY

of course God takes glory in everything, you dey vex?