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itz a lie.. David killed goliath but he didn't tear his body into peaces..it was elhanan who did

.I hope itz clear naw.

itz a lie.. David killed goliath but he didn't tear his body into peaces..it was elhanan who did

.I hope itz clear naw

FKO1:
Ignorance is bliss.. Na you dey measure am abi.. . Well so you know I've used a galaxy s4 n I can tell you the battery life is poor

well my s4 lasted me 10 hrs with 3G on

Dunno ur own version of a poor battery

Akpos was the Bank Manager at
First Bank. He was going through
some documents in his office one
morning when he heard noises in
the banking.
A man had come in and was
arguing with a female secretary:
Man: I say where is the fuc-king
manager? The man asked angrily.
secretary : Mr, please we don’t
tolerate such language in the
banking hall….
Man: I say where is the fuc-king
manager and you are telling me
that you don’t tolerate what?
Akpos came down and the
following conversation ensued:
Akpos: How can we help you sir?
Man: Are you the fuc-king
manager? I asked for the fuc-king
manager and the secretary was
telling me rubbish…
Akpos: Mr man, we cannot allow
you to use insulting words in our
bank. We will ask you to leave if
you continue this way.
Man: What! I came to deposit 20
million dollars in this bank and
you are telling me rubbish. Let
me get out of here with my
money.
Akpos: What did you say – 20
million dollars?
The man nodded.
( It was at a time that the bank
needed money desperately)
Akpos: And what was this fuc-king
secretary telling you? My name is
Akpos and I’m the fuc-king
manager. Please follow me to my
fuc-king office.

Akpos’ father wanted him and his
brother, Mike to get an A in their
mathematics exam. So he
employed a mathematics tutor to
help them pass their exams.
They did the exams and few days
later, the result of their scores
came out. Akpos had an E.
As Akpos was going home, he
saw his brother with a swollen
head, limping towards him.
Surprised, Akpos asked him,
“What happened? Who did this to
you?”
Mike slowly and painfully replied,
“Daddy did this to me, because I
had a B in Maths.”
Akpos has not been found for the
past two weeks now!

The following conversation
ensued between Akpos and his
girlfriend, Ada. Ada: Akpos, I’m
tired of this relationship. Akpos:
Why, what’s wrong? Ada: Since
we’ve started dating, you haven’t
laughed or smiled at me. Akpos:
(surprised) Wasn’t it you that
said you wanted a serious
relationship?

xtervaganza:
it works only on the small smasung phones




It won't work on the big ones like note series, s4/5

but it works in the grand series
e.g: Grand, grand 2, grand 3, grand neo etc

Okaka27:
Weak ba3

I wont be surprised if u use tecno.. who can say a 1000 mah battery is 2100mah
. plz do not bring dat mentality towards Samsung. . coz dis battery iz like a 3200mah of tecno. .

interviewer: abeg talk finish make I comot here.. u think sey I like to dey stand
d person dem dey interview: The education sector can be improved thru reading of book nd dis can be done in d following ways.. number 1
interviewer: Thunder fire dat ya mouth.. mtchew.. I no go reach house again.. GOD PUNISH NTA

LOL.. no wonder dey call it .. itz a job ciz dey giv u money for clothes

U hav opened it



















wat did u gain












dere iz God ooh









oya comment jokes jor


I don tire

SELENAqueensy:
I just hate math with my life

dat is y dey will not employ u again. . u give customers excess change

R u gonna dance oh.. if I show u d way @ Trisha. . but itz after u av surgerised ur body so dat u will not disgrace me..


nd guy y did u write who is prettier for the thread name nd inside the thread u wrote who is hotter

Lol.. wat if na u wey just no one succeed.. who d thunder go fire

Some were rili funny and some were .. uhm.. u know. . BAD!

Lol aunty church program

Guy the topic doesn't fit wat u just said... I think sey na Christmas joke u wan crack.. I no know sey na da useless mtn pple u wan boost

nani667:
4G network is nonexistent at the moment.... If you see 4G it's actually 3G...

thanks.. nani for da .. clarification


who else iz obliged to buy dis fone at immeasurable amt of specs at 44k

NETWORK Technology
LAUNCH Announced 2013, March
Status Available. Released 2013, April
BODY Dimensions 136.6 x 69.8 x 7.9 mm (5.38 x
2.75 x 0.31 in)
Weight 130 g (4.59 oz)
SIM Micro-SIM
DISPLAY Type Super AMOLED capacitive
touchscreen, 16M colors
Size 1080 x 1920 pixels, 5.0 inches
(~441 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 3
- TouchWiz UI
PLATFORM OS Android OS, v4.2.2 (Jelly Bean),
v4.3, upgradable to v4.4.2
(KitKat)
Chipset Exynos 5 Octa 5410
CPU Quad-core 1.6 GHz Cortex-A15 &
quad-core 1.2 GHz Cortex-A7
GPU PowerVR SGX544MP3
MEMORY Card slot microSD, up to 64 GB
Internal 16/32/64 GB, 2 GB RAM
CAMERA Primary 13 MP, 4128 x 3096 pixels,
autofocus, LED flash, check quality
Features Dual Shot, Simultaneous HD video
and image recording, geo-tagging,
touch focus, face/smile detection,
HDR
Video 1080p@30fps, dual-video rec.,
check quality
Secondary 2 MP, 1080p@30fps, dual video
call
SOUND Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
COMMS WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-
band, Wi-Fi Direct, DLNA, hotspot
Bluetooth v4.0, A2DP, EDR, LE, apt-X
GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS
NFC Yes
Infrared port Yes
Radio No
USB microUSB v2.0 (MHL 2 TV-out),
USB Host
FEATURES Sensors Accelerometer, gyro, proximity,
compass, barometer, temperature,
humidity, gesture
Messaging SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email,
Push Mail, IM
Browser HTML5
Java Yes, via Java MIDP emulator
- ANT+ support
- Wireless charging (Qi-enabled) -
market dependent
- S-Voice natural language
commands and dictation
- Smart stay, Smart pause, Smart
scroll
- Air gestures
- Dropbox (50 GB cloud storage)
- Active noise cancellation with
dedicated mic
- MP4/DivX/XviD/WMV/H.264
player
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/AC3/FLAC
player
- Photo/video editor
- Document viewer
BATTERY Li-Ion 2600 mAh battery
Stand-by Up to 370 h (3G)
Talk time Up to 17 h (3G)
Music play Up to 62 h
MISC Colors White Frost, Black Mist, Arctic
Blue, Black Edition
SAR US 0.85 W/kg (head) 1.55 W/kg
(body)
SAR EU 0.42 W/kg (head) 0.54 W/kg
(body)
Price group
TESTS Display Contrast ratio: Infinite (nominal) /
3.352:1 (sunlight)
Camera Photo / Video
Loudspeaker Voice 70dB / Noise 66dB / Ring
77dB
Audio
quality
Noise -95.9dB / Crosstalk -96.4dB
Battery life
SAMSUNG I9500 GALAXY S4

HOW DID U COME UP WITH THIS

biggmusty:
chairman pls if u put anoda sim dat av data does it see edge or h+? Pls I wantu knw cos am abt to change my note 2 too

it depends on the your area.. of course if you are close to MTN MAST nd u bought da 4G version.. u wud see 4G.. but am yet to clerify the 4G status in Nigeria

StreamerBlogger:
Please i wanna get dis fone.... i would like a full review on its camera,ram,speed,connectivity,bat3 life,etc... will it get android 5.0?

1)Camera: The camera is the best I av seen so far for a 44k fone.. it has HDR, SPORTS MODE, AMAZING PANAROMA, BEAUTY FACE... nd oda effects u wud love... my fav is d sports mode

2) Ram: The ram iz really good and better than the s3..for me dere iz no lag... in playing games like asphalt 8 nd fifa 14.. am not much of a gamer so dese are d main games I had before it got stolen

3)Speed: iz it internet coz itz preety fast but if itz speed in general den just hav it in mind dat itz ok for d price

4) Connectivity: iz very good .. infact buy dis fone u wont regret it

5) dis 2600 mah of Samsung is like a 3000 mah of tecno.. so if u av used a tecno phone before u wud know how many dayz it lasts on average use.. buh if u really care abt battery go for gionee m2

6) am not really sure dat dere will be 5.0 upgrade but the kit kat iz rili enjoyable

LOL.. BOKO HARAM SLAP

how many of u guyz own a Samsung

sumbody shud dash me 20k to buy dis fone to pay back 31k nxt year feb.

God punish dose cloners

Lol ROMANCELANDER

iyke926:
Facebook...yes but ATM Pin...

oboy she go collect so tey u go start to dey owe bank through ATM

yes nd I av done it before. . but wen I tried logging back I was just typin fast nd I wasnt getting d pass nd I tot she had hacked it.. until I cooled down nd typed it d account opened.. I waz so happy eh.. dnt know if I can do it again