₦airaland Forum

kallmemrB:
na...i don't do fat ladies.....wanna be committed to someone I can admire forever...no kungfu needed

Fear dey catch you

elantraceey:
All peace needed was a husband and since he knew he couldn't give her that why didn't he tell her in the first place


I love the way she pounced on the guy and not the girl that might not know anything.

but is wrong to engage a man in naija

Blackett:
Say who die kwanu?

so u no get liver

kallmemrB:
yeah if she's cute but am not rushing things oooo

she is cute but too fat. Do u ve kunfu karate experience?

mkpakanaodogwu:
if u say so,do u want to beat me?

sorry, I don't know Kunfu or karate

Blackett:
Very violent set of people. Imagine someone named peace, fighting.

will u marry her?

kallmemrB:
wow that's hurtful...I wish her the best

should I recommend her to you?

mkpakanaodogwu:
doris why do you think so,i couldnt understand what she wrote.but you can come and verify

now I know u ve experience this kind of thing. Pele

mkpakanaodogwu:
!?

I hope u are not effeminate
Ve u ever been beaten by a lady?

kallmemrB:
why we peace buy engagement rings? is she that desperate

she works in a bank and was ready to finance the marriage procedure, only to be disappointed

I watch in awe as my next door neighbour got beaten black and blue by his obese fiance. He had promise peace marriage but the engagement ring was bought by peace.
Since it's a long distance relationship, peace wanted to give her boo a surprise visit only to catch him red handed in the act.
Instead of fighting with the girl, she descended on his lanky boo.
It was God's grace that save him from fatty peace as neighbour struggle and seperate them.
Now she want the ring she gave to him and the guy says, he lost the ring.
What will he do to save himself from this palava as peace doesn't want another ring and is threatening fire and brimstone?

crazysaint:
sha... I can see u're partially blind!

ur case is very simple. Am an eye doctor(optician). I will recommend a suitable lens for u.
Don't panic it's free of charge

crazysaint:
Lol..... *smiling*....
Dare me not sweedy!

it's simplest truth. Check urself in mirror again

crazysaint:

crazysaint

2dice, we both don't ve val, so am dedicating this one to you. It from the BOTTLE OF MY HEART
By a nigerian artist, ve forgotten his name, title KOLOMENTAL

Lunatic

dudesexy1111:
lol nice picture u gat

Thanks jare

Ericardo7:
Hilarious! Hope you're not from akwa-ibom?

na u sabi

Ericardo7:
Story for amadioha and idemili

story for atabrikan and nkwak abriboon

Castrated fool

dudesexy1111:
Another weed smoker....

I pray he doesn't enter the market

Is the phone still ringing

whizcartel:
she fell out of love with me and dumped. and we have not spoken since last year. surprisingly she just called me. wat should i do and wat does she wants?

jamesbawa:
Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love ... & even Jesus Christ died for love! where are the women? Dnt buy any woman a Valentines treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of women who died for love send this to all the males you know let's boycott this valentine

juliet die for hate

Ericardo7:
your poo stinks

glad u like it more than food

Ericardo7:
Oya go hug transformer....

poo

HBD

Ericardo7:
It's on both sections ma'am....
Relationship = Romance
Jesus = Religious

trash

Is this religion section

An idle troll is a devil's workshop