₦airaland Forum

buchisom1:
babe why u dey do me long throat lik dis nah...see hw watery my mouth is nw...plss let d son of man ve thy love he cave for

AnodaIT:
You too like gist, Amebor

Not today, guyman

buchisom1:
babe i will treat her lik a queen trust me

here is her number 0802***555
I really trust you

Lacomus:
haaa ! Dat one is certain nw , how would a woman who knows wht she wants cut her eye brow only to apply eye pencil there , u sef check am.

I equally hate it. It's so disgusting

Blackfire:
my short deeper life uncle prayed and got a shorter sister as will of god,he refused and married a tall fair lady...u want to know what happened?

hmm. What happen?

buchisom1:
i woundnt mind asfa as she has big and knws hw to mak a man call his mama name den i down wit ua offer...

u re late. 100cent alreadY book her. Sorry

Smokers re liable to did young. What is a girl doing with a man dat death is knocking at his door

01emek:
SS2. i did it just once i swear

since you were not thought reproduction in SS2, can you pls respect yourself and walk to that transformer, silently like a gentleboy that you are and hug it.
Anyway, congratulation .
I pray she doesn't give birth to a triplet.
SPECIAL ADVISE
Buy head pan, trowel, shovel etc. Before you know it, u ve buy all ur babies property

100Cents:
Please I don't want to hug transformer o ?

I never born..

hey, hw fa? Am still doing the connection stuff for u. I pray you don't electrocute wen I join the negative and positive wire

buchisom1:
37yrs old woman wey stil dey choose...dat record breaking in nigeria...Tell ua coursin God go help her career

thanks. Am trying to hook her with u. I hope...

100Cents:
Please I don't want to hug transformer o ?

I never born..

100Cents:
Connect us first.

He he..

ok. Bring the socket and the wires

100Cents:
I am very tall.

With a well rounded poise.

are u saying u will marry her?
;-)

akatekpe:
what's wrong with you? Why all dis trash? He asked a simple question based on d title of your thread.

What was his question

TheSonOfMark:
Ouch! That must hurt. Lol. Word!



She's even a member of my ethnic group...but no, the truth be told: she needs to concentrate on selling her garri.

I know I must have disappointed you by not towing the line of licking the bottom of you and your elk who constantly seek the gratification of ego-stroking online. No, TheSonOfMark doesn't do that!

ok, what next

AnodaIT:
I understand your frustration in life and believe me, you have my sympathy.
I know you are not as choosy as your cousin, your legs opens for anything that has an erect phallus and some cash with a little sweet talk

interesting. Tell me more about yourself

100Cents:
Have you heard about freedom of choice ? She makes her choices and bear the consequences.

Tell her that age is not a friend to ladies...

thanks for the advice. I saw ur advert. Will you marry her
How tall are you

mrkay101:
how old is ur cuzin to strt with. i guess she shud be in her early 20ties dats why she’s too choosy. well when she don dey clock 35+ lets see if she’ll still be picky.
wait sef... she’s like 4ft and expecting to marry a guy dat’s 6ft. she get big eye oooo

she is 37

TheSonOfMark:
How about you concentrate on selling your garri ? Ugly female simpletons hoping to get their egos stroked online. Get a life (off the internet) !

only fools get involve in things dat don't concern them. Continue being a busy body till all ur mate pass u, inwang.

AnodaIT:
If Gold Circle had made stronger condoms, we won't be exchanging words today. Go and ask your parents (ie if you know them)

thanks for admitting who ur parent are. Edong utakalia

TheSonOfMark:
Samflexxy, you just broke a guy code. I mean, dude! you liked her pix, you 'ANNOUNCED' you did...and, serves you right, she didn't acknowledge you. DON'T YOU HAVE AN EGO TO PROTECT?!

Why do u quote me? Busy body

AnodaIT:
Are the rest of your family crazy like her or it's just her?

sorry, I don't need a doctor to tell me this. I know people suffering from transient global amnesia but my pray for u is that, it should not develop to madness because, I know if you are taken to a psychiatric hospital, it will be a happy reunion since ur entire generation lives there.

samflexxy:




but i stil u

am absent

samflexxy:
ehm what

Youre cute jez hitted you a like

am offline

3cycle:
I love your sister, and we need to help a soul.
How are ya?

cool

3cycles, I know re viewing. Pls don't comment

Odilafta:
Which mumu cousin?

will u marry her?

marieolae:
If you cannot convince your cousin, what makes you think that some random nairalanders will?

thanks 4 showing ur.......

samflexxy:
Weiting concern u
abi you wan marry d guy

Thank u. Well spoken

Sowl:
@op you sound like a spoilt rich kid from a privileged home that as never needed to sweat it out before making a penny in his life,because if you came from an humble background and you just had to hussle for every penny you earn and spend you wouldn't spill trash all in the name of wanting to naturally justify your moniker. Because what this your post means to every reasonable human,is ladies should put a price tag on not only sex but their dignity and become runs galz,olosho or put bluntly ho's. Having sex is crazy on its own,but making our ladies get reoriented that its pretty cool to be prostitutes by franchise is absurd, weird,dastardly and totally uncalled for. @op just so you know since you claim not to be broke I guess you shouldn't be less than the standard of the likes of wizkid and davido,I expect you to be even richer than the dudes I just mentioned to make you justify your post,because seriously they shouldn't be older than you are or probably you belong to the same age bracket . And please for the love of Christ get a real life and stop brawling and bragging online about what you ain't in reality because your pseudo e-life only gives you joy temporarily before the stings of the real world continues to torment you like it does everyday.

obongproff:
Nma! Am fine oh!

Iyanmi! Uyaka nmi! Sai!

you re funny

Rose is her name. She is 4.9ft with an apple shape body and an oval pretty visage that makes guys care less about her height. She is a kind girl that dream of getting married to a tall, broad shoulder, etc kind of guy but unfortunately, the ones that come around are short, average and lanky tall guys(she detest lanky dudes). She decided to date an average guy. After 2yrs and 3 months into the relationship, the guy being well to do, proposed to her. Guess what my cousin answer was:
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'God forbid, I can't marry you.'
'Why'
'Because I can't imagine myself spending the rest of my life with someone as short as you. In fact, this relationship is over. I have been tolerating you for too long.'
we have try all we can for her to see reasons and marry this guy but she is so adamant.
Please I need ur advise because this guy is almost giving up on her and I don't want her to remain a spinster forever.
Pls help her