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jen2jeff: ....buh u pass cut off mark nah!!!

yep.. But as i was told. D merit list contains 70% indegenes and 30%non..
I gat 257 in Jamb.. And 60 in CBT.. Computer science..

U people should calm down naa.
The list aint out on d school #70,000 WEBSiTE.. Just chill..
Shebi na me tell una say i no see ma name 4 list.. Just chill naa. D list is coming out soon...
COMPUT3R SCI3NCE on ma mind..
Dotmond4 on 2GO.

Raji Babatunde: I tink smtin iz wrng on diz thread...y all diz guyz @ dotmond i chat wit u earlier at 2go 2 cl ya temper....guyz dnt let dem close diz thread plz...DONT VEX AGAIN..Success we surely be our's diz yr....Plz guyz...

ALL EYES on me as if i am 2PAC.
I dont care if u a YAM, or more like a TUBER.
Anytime i VEx, i VEX cos am SUPER.
My bone so Strong cos ama BADT BOI NIGGA.
I dont want anybody 2 appologise 2 me ooo.. Or else u worsen d case..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO

Shalomé: The Polytechnic Ibadan has released
her long awaited POLYIBADAN
admission list of candidates into
various programmes offered by the
Institution for the 2012/2013
academic session. Candidates who sat for and passed the
POLYIBADAN post-utme screening
exercise, and also beat their respective departmental cut-off marks are to check their admission status
now, by following the steps below:
1. Click http://www.polyibadan.edu.ng/PostUMEChangeLogin.aspx to access the result checking portal 2. Click on “Check Admission Status”
3. Select Programme(HND, ND, PRELIM)
4. Enter Required details(PIN Code and
JAMB reg No)
5. Click On Log In. Your admission status should be made
available to you. Congratulations to all those who made
the 2012/2013 POLYIBADAN
admission list. Candidates who did not make the list,
are advised to opt for a CHANGE OF
COURSE.

not yet on sch website oga..

Addebayo: Yes, u need to apologise, cos, you started the whole tin and everybody knows u r @ fault

if i get hold of u addebayo.. U ll surely find yaself 2 BLAME..

shakur4luv: u guys should apologise to each other and lets keep the friendship moving..... In allah i put my trust

IF I HEAR?

tdemo: Na wa 4 u na ohh....tym wey we go the use pray una they drop beef and salah still far oh....@dotmond calm down oh base on who u be@all baba God go see urs throug ..

TDEMO, d boi has calm down ooo..
The TEMPO don cool ooo..
I don retire, but Admin list on ma mind...
I pray we get admitted by HIS grace..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO..
BADT MAN TINzzz

Ojosaac: Tomorrow is the D-day. List palava. Lets keep our fingers cross till when the site will be updated. Masscomm on my mind.

shey dat 70 thousamd naira website dat i can build within 2 hrs..
Kk ooo. COMPUTER SCIENCE on ma mind.. I dont care bout merit or no merit list.. My own is 2 be admmitted 2 study ma preffered course on MAIN CAMPUS...
Adewax, leave does FOOLs who said d list aint out..
If u like dont pray.. Me i av know ma fate... But u avnt know urs and u are here saying nonsence...
SHIT..

Ojosaac: Tomorrow is the D-day. List palava. Lets keep our fingers cross till when the site will be updated. Masscomm on my mind.

shey dat 70 thousamd naira website dat i can build within 2 hrs..
Kk ooo. COMPUTER SCIENCE on ma mind.. I dont care bout merit or no merit list.. My own is 2 be admmitted 2 study ma preffered course on MAIN CAMPUS...
Adewax, leave does FOOLs who said d list aint out..
If u like dont pray.. Me i av know ma fate... But u avnt know urs and u are here saying nonsence...
SHIT.

Do u guys fink IBD POLY has a WEBSITE?..
Dat website dat is not up to 70 thousand naira.. Am sure d website is built by an ND1 student of COMPUTER SCIENCE maybe by PRACTICAL or SO.
D website is neva updated @ all.. We wake up every different morning 2 see d same thing we saw last month again..
Its not worth it @ all compared 2 wat other schools av..
Abeg d ADDMISSION LIST IS OUT..
But not yet updated on d sch yeye WEBSITE...
DOTMOND4 on 2G0.

Everybody d list is out truly. I confirmed it lastnite by ma dad fuend who is a lecturer in d school also Following up ma ADDmISSIon 4 me.. But i did ma Follow up late..
So ma name aint on d 1st list.. But coming out with d 2nd list, which gonna be prepared as 4rm 2mao..
Hey.. The addmission LIST IS OUT...
OLUFAME is tru..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO..

Ojosaac: This list is too late. I hope they are not planning something else. HMMM

Guy forget dat one.. Dere is foul play somewhere..
Shey no be IBD POLY? Abeggi..

Make una sit here make pant wear una 4 head..
A female friend of mine was offered addmission yesterday afternoon into IBD POLY..
But d alert should be by SMS naa, BUT am sowie, she was called and told that she has been offered addmission, and she should pay HER acceptance fee into a BANK ACCT..
Beware of FRAUDSTERs oooooooo..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO.

Seylad2009: To all ND Applicant that did not meet †ђξ cut-off mark of there choosing course and those that have deficiency in their O'level result should make a move †̥φ obtain change of course form @ admin office latest by friday dis week.U̶̲̥̅̊ can call 2 advice on which course †̥φ change †̥φ..HNd shld still ßε̲̣ patient,U̶̲̥̅̊я result will ßε̲̣ uploaded dis week and ßε̲̣ preparing 4 nxt week cos U̶̲̥̅̊ might ßε̲̣ call for oral interview..For info/asst call 08079510621 or BB 3122561F..BEST OF LUCK.

@ seyland.. Pls can i study computer science wif dis?
Maths=C4
English=B3
Physics=C6
Biology=C6
Geography=B2
Agric=B2
Economics=D7
pls i need reply 4rm u in time..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO

Estar baby: we dnt knw o,letz jst tnk God Nd dotmond 4 dis new trend o. Mayb na because we share jokes der,wel IT IS WEL

yeah dats wat am finking.. Maybe its becos we are sharing jokes on d other one...
But i wont like us 2 REPEAT d same mistake again..
Success tinz on ma mind..
LOVE U ALL..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO

Donkorrey: Hi guys pls who stole the 2nd trend ooooo @Dotm & others. Successssss is ours

Amen, by d GRACE OF GOD ALMIGHTY....
See u all on MATRIX DAY..

Esther Afolabi: Wad up everybody in the building? Sorry please i just want to know if someone else can help me change my course for me because and in abuja now and i need to do that.thanks i pray we wil all smile very soon.

thats exactly wat am trying 2 figure out..
If its possible, am gonna let u people know..
Tanx.

Well, am thinking we should go on wit dis page..[b][/b]

Here is a new one 4 every body...
IBADAN POLY NEW THREAD.

Someone somewhere has BROKEN/HIDDEN the other link of IBD POLY..
Well dats intresting..
Soon gonna fish out d IDIOT GHOST who did that..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO.

latidinho: You Took your Babe on a Date and the Waiter
was
Like; "Aunty How Far? Chief nko?... Shey Na
your
New Maga be this??
What will you do??

say wetin? Shey d waiter wan spoil show nii?
Abeg leave d poor gal jawee

Estar baby: If oyinbo woman wan born pikin,her husband go dey pet her as if na both of dem wan born am. If d woman tok anytin d husband go do am,but cm 9ja, doctor go 1st pursue dem,nd if d woman go tok u go hear WOMAN: honey hmmm MAN: u don start oo WOMAN: honey hold me hmm my waist MAN: na so ur own dey b o,wen iya biliki wan born her own she neva comot 4 parlour b4 she born oo WOMAN: honey hold my hand MAN: shuu,na ur hand d pikin wan 4rm come out ni? I beg born wetin u go born make i dey go house jor!!!

9ice one there... Ur head dey there ooooo..
CHANGE OF COURSE FORM IS OUT OOOOOOOOO

Porsey: Donkorrey i get what u are saying and i saw ur comment on OOU admission page nd i also know dat u didn't meet the cut off mark, but that does not mean that u av to loose hope nd who talk say u no fit gain admission 4 there coz from ur comment i can see u are already loosing hope. U didn't meet the cut off mark does not mean u can't gain admission, ur name could still cum out in the supplementary list, just av faith in the lord. And as for we on this trend we are just tying to be lively nd even me am not 100% sure of my admission, i just put my trust in God and also we on this trend are just aspirant lyk u, we hardly av information, we are all just puting our faith in the lord. Insha Allahu we all shall be admitted this year, that 4 sure. So Donkorrey my bro don't worry, there is nothing impossible in front of the Almighty, STAY BLESSED.

porsey, tanx jawee. Dats wat i wanna say 2 him also...
Tanx 4 replying...

Estar baby: 1.My father na ADENUGA 2. My mother na NGOZI OKONJO IWELA 3. My broda na DAVID MARK 4. We al live in ASOKORO(Aso villa) al NA WASH jor

1. Since i was born, i av neva climb BIKE.
2. My aunt is PAtience Jonathan private teacher.
3. My father is the V.C of OXFORD UNIVERSITY.

Estar baby: Pls cn sm1 ans dis 4 me? In a country of blind, deaf/dumb nd including leper citizens, a deaf/dumb man caught a blind man's wife in an adultery act, pls tel me hw is d deaf/dumb man going 2 tel d blind man wat he saw.

na u go answer dat one by yaself oooo.
Abi u wan kill person 4 here nii??

...ALL NA WASH...
1. I av neva tasted Amala b4.
2. I hate drinking GARRI.
3. My DAD has HUMMER20 model in HIS compound.
4. We av 3 swimming pools in our house b4, not until armed robbers came to steal 2 away.
5. My daddy & OBAMA were classmates wen in Primary school.
6. Since i was born, i av neva lied.
7. Since i was born, i av neva kissed a guy.
8. I dont know wat wrong wif DAVIDO/WIZKID, they just love disturbing my peace by calling me.
9. Rihanna love pinging me alot.
10. I av neva payed 4 credit in ma life , but i call all d time.

Lets kip it rolling by adding ya own..

Estar baby: @DOTMOND u don make dis trend a 9ice nd comdey trend. Dubble tuale 4 u o, u 2much. Keep it up. IT IS WEL. (List on my mind)

Tanks everybody dat encouraged me.
Its not me its d LORDS DOING..
I hope and i believe am gonna meet u guys on campus someday.
LOVE U ALL.
Lets kip d thread going and lively..
MORE JOKES plsssss
U guys are so so

Porsey: A girl was chatting online wit a stranger. Stranger- hey pretty could u give me your mail. Girl- oh yes sure its, ihaveaboyfriend_andilovehimalot@getlost.com.
Stranger-and mine is, iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmeathome.com.

wow, 9ice one there..
Olorun i swear dis forum is xo xo lively now..
LWKMD

This is how d PHONEBOOK of an Illiterate typical yoruba woman look like..
Alfa muniru.
Baba eleran.
Baba shade.
Bro wasiu (cafenta)
Iya Eleja.
Iya onigi.
Iya onirun.
Iya elewedu.
Sunday Iyanapaja
wasiu alaso.

Abeg add ya own