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Teacher> who can make a sentence with GO?
Akpors> yes ma, i wanna try.
Teacher> lets hear u.

Akpor> I WAN GO MARKET.
Teacher> wats d meaning of dat, cmon correct ya self now, or i send u out of ma class.

Akpors> I NO DEY GO MARKET AGAIN.
!!! !!! !!!

shakur4luv: Akpors was coming back from
school, singing & dancing.
The father asked him, "My son,
dis one dat u're happy, singing &
dancing, I have not seen u in dis
mood for a while now"
Akpors replied & said, "Papa, u
will not be buying new textbooks,
notebooks and all the writing
materials"
The father shouted, "That's my
son, but wait oo, did you win
scholarship or something?"
"No papa am repeating the same
class!!!"

9ice one there...
Akpors is always a fool.

Pls bear wif me.
In NIGERIA¤
1,A poor hausa man is been Called ABOKI,
while d Rich one is been called ALHAJI.
2. any TOOTHPASTE na MACLEAN.
3. any SAUSAge na GALA.
4. all DETERGENT na OMO.
5. All Hausa are Muslims, and all Igbos are Christians.
6. In most houses' Hausa men are d Gatemen.
7. All state university in NiGERIA must always end with SU.

Plss add ya own...
No abusive word plssss
DOTMOND4 on 2GO

Its like i gat a SUGGESTION.
Since d list aint out yet, we cant just let dis TREND 2 be BORING.
So i came up wif a suggestion.
Anybody who gat a story should be posting HIS/HER life story here, and we all gonna be contributing 2 it by commenting..
Or posting of RIDDLES and JOKES..
Abi dat one no good nii??
So as 2 let d trend be busy and lively..
Abeg na suggestion i carry come here ooo, make no MUMU abuse me oooo.
Oya talk ya own.

adewex: im not discouraging you. NEVER! wat im saying is GOD knows best. HOPE & Pray

Aiit boss, tanx alot, God gonna see us thru.

Addebayo: Apologise ko apologise ni, abi moti apologise ni. . . . . U came here to post nonsense and you are expecting pple to apologise, abeg make unna no beleive dis guy jooo, how can a lecturer choose candidiate dat will be admitted or not ? God save you sae u no dey among my 2go fwends. You are the one dat needs to apologise for posting nonsense

Adebayo, i pray ya mouth wont kill u someday..
Just like saying finz without cautioning ya mouth..
I did not pity u ooo.
Do u know if ADEX is in a FRATERNITY or KIND OF?
I did not pity u oooooo
just kip talking oooo.
Its good 4 d health.

adewex: And to those that thought things ought to go easy cos u got 90% or 110 or u thought cos u had A's in Everything... You dont know POLY... They Run things their way... Just forget how things happened and Pray it favours You.. @dortmond dat answers ur questions nd also the Man VETs List.... Just Pray or Ask those that Did ND there how things are Done... Im also HND applicant.. Im talking 4rm xperience....

Pls ooo, wat u now trying 2 say is dat, 'we dat did not runz our way should loose hope or wat, cos i still dont get issue of 1000 names, and 400 names wanna be shortlisted..
Or 1000 aspirants applied 4 d course, but 400/500 was on merit..
Or better still 1000 aspirants was on merit, but dey wanna shortlist 400/500 names??
I still dont get tinz ooo.
Anyhow it is, thy ANGELS of God av written ma name on D admin Merit list, so i gat no cause 4 alarm.
Wen d list is out am gonna av d full courage 2 tell pple on how I BElIEVE & HOPE in God almighty, and how HE sail me thru d shadow of admission list....
Lets just wait and see..

adewex: Sent the remaining part 2hrs ago dont know why it didnt show... When does being abusive become the best way to get an info?? Anyhow he said it will be released if not this week, next week.. The BUT is he said they sent 1000 names and they r picking 400 or so.

Pls Adex, do u mean d 1000 names dats wif him is meant 4 d pple applying 4 ELECT ELECT?
And he is gonna pick people by himself again?
But i tot its by merit naaa, abi wetin u really mean??
Pls shed more light 2 dis..

adewex: I have a friend whose dad is a senior Lecturer in Electrical Department at Eruwa Campus, he told me on friday that the ND admission List was sent to his dad 2 weeks ago... But.......

hey mr Adex, e be like say craze woman show u pant abi?
If u gat nofin important and useful 2 say, y dont u kip ur stinking information 2 ya self..
Abi na by force nii?
IBD pOLY gat no choice dan 2 release d ADMIN LIST, so y we all bothering ourselves bout it, instead of praying 2 God 4 it 2 favor we all..
Cmon, lets just kip watching, cos d list will be out soon,cos i heard dat d Prelim students are through wif dere exam last friday...
MERIT LIST tinz ooo..
Mr Adex, abeg no dey post wetin no get sense again...
Warning! Warning!! Warning!!!

Estar baby: Dotmond pls wer re uuu

am here oooo..
Cmon u know where 2 get me naa.
Merit List on ma mind.. Main campus on ma mind.
God ll see us thru..

Addebayo: U r too stingy, don't you check the topic of this thread its 4 both ND and HND. Am also an ND aspirant, we should av even stop posting cos its tym for our senior. Don't 4get ooo, one day u will also be a HND aspirant

na true u talk @ adebbayo, but, i wont be an HND aspirant in JESUS NAME, am gonna be in 300level without any exam..
OSUTECH tinz on point..
Let we d ND 4 now sit back and watch our elder ones do dere finz...
I signout oooooo.
DOTMOND4 on 2GO..

Esther Afolabi: Please is there a faithful person i can talk to concerning this admission?kindly add me up on 2go "estaafo19" or facebook "esther.afolabi.9.thanks

xup.. Yes yes yaw..
Lets meet on 2GO..

Tare1: Your Wish Will Be Granted In Jesus Name

Amen, by HIS GRACE...

My addmission is in d HAND of GOD.
Am gonna be singing a song of Victory wen HE release it 2 me..
Merit list on ma mind.

Donkorrey: Yeah @dotmo.. Its un4tunate u got all my questions wrong! Cos i need simple answers did i ask wether u av bro or sis in poly?
Did i ask 4 ur utme score ? Am afraid u dont need d last question. Peace bro singersensation best of luck!!!!

d way u asked those questions makes me really angry, i shouldnt av answered dos questions, but i know wat 2 do in ya case..

Addebayo: So funny of you, when you know the answer to your question why did you ask ? Now you get the reply but its not owkae with you, why did you ask the question when you are not ready to listen to the answer ? Now i know sumtin new about you.

so wats it oooooooo

Seylad2009: U dont have chemistry or what? because it part of d cretaria 4 admission.

i gat a sister in ibadan poly studying comp science, but she gat no chemistry in her O'level and she is currently studying in d sch.ND1.

Donkorrey: Hi everybody hope u r enyoyn ur holiday? @Dotmond sorry o if i may ask
1. r u in oyo state ib or lagos?
2. Is poly ibadan ur only HOPE?
3. Are u sure u do other thing than browsn may b working?
4. Dont waste time cos ..........
Thanks 4 d reply. Am just an aspirant 2 (accounting) who meet u online wenever i login

Answers 2 d questions u just asked.
1, i stay in LAG,but i gat elder ones in d sch.
2, how will poly IBD be my only HOPE. (in case u dont know, i gat 257 in ma jamb).God is ma hope.
3, asking me if i do oda finz dan Browsing, yes but always come up online wen less busy. Am undergoing a MUZIK PRODUCTION TRAINING under a BIG and Well known producer in LAGOS. also a RAP ARTISTE.
4,.asking me not 2 waist time cos........ Just say it..
Go GET IT.

tdemo: na wa 4 dis ibpoly oh... Beta skuls don they release thier admission list... Na only God no watyn them they wait 4......unad on ma mind sha......

Unilag wey dem do there exam last month go release dem admin list next week..
Dis poly tinz gan don tire person.

shakur4luv: guys pls hw much is the
acceptance fee for last year
and hw much is it going to be
this year i need ansa pls and
not insult[b]guys pls hw much is the
acceptance fee for last year
and hw much is it going to be
this year i need ansa pls and
not insult[/b]guys pls hw much is the
acceptance fee for last year
and hw much is it going to be
this year i need ansa pls and
not insult

Acceptance fee 4 last year was 13,200
i dont know bout dis year FEE.
MERIT LIST on ma mind

Tare1: UW, Am a Lady oooo Be Gud

tnx.

Tare1: Hello Guy, In My Own Opinion You Are Good To Go Since You Have Ur Physics, English and the Rest I Pray For You Guys To Be Admitted Am Also One Of You Before But To The Glory of God Av Been Admitted Into University of Benin (Philosophy) on Merit List I Also Pray That Everyone One Of You Should Also Come Out On Merit List... Congrats To You All.... Tare

tanx man.. I really love d courage u gave 2 me, am xo xo greatful..
I pray God surprises me and ma fellow aspirants.
I know God gonna surprise me by letting my name be on d merit list..
Tanx TARE..

Pls @SEYLAND, i want u 2 pls help me check dis O'level.
Maths C4.
English B2.
Physics C6.
Biology C6.
Geography B2.
Agric B2.
Economics D7..
Pls can dis O'level subject be accepted 2 study COMP SCIENCE..
Really want replies 4rm anyboby..
DOTMOND4 on 2GO

Reuben2012: am trying to download it on my phone.i will keep u updated whem am thru.thanks

kk boss. 2GO is so lively and intresting.
Really wish u are on 2GO..
Anyhow sha,am seeing myself on campus wif all oda aspirants.
God has done it.,

Unilag addmission list is gonna be released 2day..

Shalomé: i heard 4rm a reliable source dat the admission list is out...but its nt online. HOW TRU IS DIS INFO?

i was told dat d 1st list has been prepared and ready, but not yet on d sch website.
Lets just pray and hope dat our names are on d list.

Reuben2012: Where is dotmond,addebayo and others.any info abt the admission list,let keep the thread alive.

xup reuben, we just chilling oooo..
We just expecting and hoping the Admin list comes out by late AUGUST/early sept..
Na prayer we dey pray ooo.
God go do am..
@reuben, are u on 2GO??
DOTMOND4 on 2GO

dgreatwap: I scored 229 in jamb and 40 in cbt exam.
What is my chance and how is will d score be calculated.
Course-Computer science

bro u gat 48 as ya overall score and d cut off is 46.
Am sure u gat chances cos u passed d cut off mark.
Jamb/4 +CBT/2.
229/4+40=97/2=48
dotmond4 on 2GO.

dgreatwap: I scored 229 in jamb and 40 in cbt exam.
What is my chance and how is will d score be calculated.
Course-Computer science

bro u gat 48 as ya overall score and d cut off is 46.
Am sure u gat chances cos u passed d cut off mark.
Jamb/4 +CBT/2.
229/4+40=97/2=48
dotmond4 on 2GO

I cant see anyfin HARD in dis life @ all, but all wat we gat 2 do is 2 be focused and put our heads straight and upright in THY LORD..
I dont blive in LUCK, but i blive in BLESSINGS,
Cos Life becomes HARD, wen u are left wif no LESSON.
Anytym i pray, i do pray 4 all my fellow aspirants on NAIRALAND,and 2GO cos we gat 2 be our brothers keeper..
I ought 2 see everyone of us on MATRIX DAY by God grace.
We want d MUSLIM bROTHERS and SISTERs among us 2 pls pray 4 we all.
Lets just keep BELIEVING & HOPING unto thy LORD.
WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE..
I pray we all get ADDMITTED dis year..
Amen......
Love u all.
DOTMOND4 on 2GO.

Phunmielayor: I scored 182 in d utme nd 60 in d cbt, plz how do i calculate my aggregate score nd am i fit 4 computer science.

yeah funmilayo, u are good 2 GO 4 d course.. Ur OVERALL score is 52.. While comp science is 46.. Cmon i pray i see u in classes..
Am also going 4 comp science too..
But just pray concerning it..
WITH GOD All THINGS are POSSIBLE
DOTMOND4 on 2GO.