₦airaland Forum

Na new thing? What is romantic about it?

FIANCEE
Na wa o! FFK sef still dey do fiancee tins at this age? Abeg talk of wife and forget fiancee matter for this old age of FFK.
FIANCEE KO, FIANCEE NI!

MossadAgent:
When will the lizard traitor of Ubiama realise that the world knows him as a corrupt thief?

Amaech,i buhari will soon discard you as a used toilet tissue.

Wike isn't your problem and no matter the lies you concoct it wont stop the fact that you looted Rivers treasure to sponsor that dullard.

Are you OK at all? Did the discussion mention Amaechi? We are talking Deziani , $115m, Okpoko, Wike and EFCC matter, you are talking Amaechi's tenure loot. How did they correlate? It's obvious most Nigerian youths have lost their senses of objective reasoning as they can't have any discussion without mentioning APC, PDP, AMAECHI, WIKE, GEJ, BUHARI in the talks.
They don't seem to know any thing better except those names mentioned above and insults on those who make good effort to correct them.
If you do not have anything good and relevant to contribute, plz SHUT UP!

This is practical madness... How can a normal man beat up a woman especially his own wife? It unacceptable!
That man needs psychiatric help!

Mandate ke? Do they need to mandate FG to do their statutory duties?
Soon FG go mandate senate to hold plenary. Rubbish!
UNA NO GET WORK

This OP sef na wa o! How this boko boy take be the husband? Even if he is the randy goat who raped and impregnated her, does it qualify him as her husband?
Why call him her husband just like that? Has he paid her bride price to called husband? He is a rapist and murderer...
What is the penalty for rape in Islam?
Sharia no dey punish rapists?

#cut his dick

Where the details dey naa? No picture of baby and mother sef... Mttccheww... Mtchewww.

This is so pathetic. But wey the photo of the said gurl naa?
Anyways, What's going to happen to that child of a useless boko boy? I suggest the child be separated from the mother and taken to the orphanage else it would remain a constant reminder of the dark days the girl went through.... PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA FOR LIFE.
Abeg make them send d the girl abroad to study on scholarship too o like other boko escapees !

Immunity1:
Yes is true security should arrest Nlc president immediately for inciting nigerians against federal government

Please shut your mouth if you have nothing good to say here. You need to be arrested first...

g4everybody:
Any meeting Wike is having with Buhari is fruitless because Buhari is a dullard and will never listen to good advise. Our president is heavily confuse

Hmmm.... Are these you and your colleagues in action?
Nigerians are not hoodlums as depicted in your picture. Think positive, act right. Learn to support, love and respect your leaders. STOP BERATING YOUR LEADERS.
CRITICIZE CONSTRUCTIVELY AND NOT CHILDISHLY.

An international NGO carried out a sensitization campaign on "ANIMAL RESCUE / WAR AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY" in Nigeria. After intensive campaigns/lectures, the organizers decided to randomly pick out some participants for questions and evaluation time.
They eventually picked out four (4) front line participants : a Briton; an American, an Australian and a Nigerian and asked thus: "....from what we have learned so far, what would first cross your mind if you suddenly run into a grounded fish by the sea shore?"
The Briton was first to answer saying.... " I'll call animal rescue immediately. The American was 2nd saying I'll call 911
The Australian followed: "I'll help push the fish back into the sea so it would swim along.
But when it got to the Nigerian's turn, he suddenly asked "what is the question again? " The lady patiently asked the Nigerian again "what would first cross your mind if you suddenly run into a grounded fish by the sea shore? "
The Nigerian immediately answered "pepper soup"!
What? The lady replied and was shocked.
The Nigerian immediately responded, babe leave that matter, why I go allow that kind fish escape back to sea? You no know say na blessing from God?
The woman was speechless having spent so much resources for the campaign...

chiefobdk:
I met my woman a virgin.

Story for the gods!

Please call pest control experts to evaluate the area and carry out comprehensive pest control measures before disaster strike.

nigeriancritic1:
The sperm was really wasted.

You need help

0ubenji:
Na d mumu wey go marry dis OP I pity sha

Please read the scripture well (Deut:24v5) and pray well before response. Its the bible and not a personal opinion. Besides, let your response be mature and educative and not childish and derogatory.

ebubemicky:
Why am I having this feeling that the OP is a lazy man the same Bible says that any man who can't provide for his family is worst than an infidel (unbeliever) OP use ur head

Please read the scripture well (Deut:24v5) and pray before response. Its the bible and not a personal opinion. Besides, let your response be mature and educative and not childish and derogatory.

delishpot:
Did that passage say he shall starve her? Going to war is not to be compared to working to feed your new family. Business here means societal responsibility such peace keeping or other deplomatic Or state stuff. This also means the timing of your wedding would be decided by those in charge. If there is a war to be fought, your wedding will be postponed till after the war. Do you think these laws and rules have no by pass?

Please read the scripture well (Deut:24v5) and pray before response. Its the bible and not a personal opinion. Besides, let your response be mature and educative and not childish and derogatory.

Its time the Church started enforcing Deut. 24 v5
This 24/7 hustling immediately after wedding is not scriptural.

Please read the scripture well (Deut:24v5) before response. Its the bible and not a personal opinion. Besides, let your response be mature and educative and not childish and derogatory.

sinceraconcept:
Gbogbo ofo ton pa yen o ranmi,to ba fe gun eniyan,lo gun Iyawo e abi ko lo gun afesona e,Ogiri ile amo lo le. Famora,lo try Ogiri Burj al arab. Oba village yin lerun baa,lo pade Queen Elizabeth, ko tie nii mo wipe o exist. Ootii pade Eni to mu AK47 lowo loo be sigboo

Your English teacher don die?

So sad. Very soon all the wailing wailers and PDP will say buhari is the cause of the train's derailment.

nrexzy:
Na used Products d guy like upon say him still fit arrange Brand New

What do you mean by "used"? She be virgin before whizkid been meet her?
In fact, Is there any "unused" babe in naija? Abi na Whizkid wey disvirgin the babe?
Na you disvirgin your woman?
Abeg no contrl + spoil good conversation with primordial sentiments jare.

This na rag him dey burn naa? Na his old rags. This hungry man can't afford a real Chelsea jersey come to talk of burning it....
Chai! MUGU THINGS....

Rubbish. It's better you shut up do what you are supposed to do. It's embarrassing...

Very interesting...


Hmmmm! Our money?

Pls cut off your dick and swallow it with two full bottles of seaman's aromatic schnapps mixed with enuf otapiapia. LOLz.

Story for the gods....

manuelzz:
Buhari will destroy this country. I wonder how a 76 year old illiterate voodooed Nigerians into voting him in....Some things are just unexplainable.!!!

You truly lack proper home bringing that's why you can easily insult a man that is old enough to being your grandfather and feel good hiding under politics.
Since old age is a curse to you, you will not see old age.
COMPOUND FOOL!

Snakes mostly feed at night and enter residential premises to find rats and other small insects to feed on.
It has NO spiritual meaning please. It's not your enemies that sent it. It's their lifestyle to feed at nights etc