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Politics / Re: Kim Says US Should Know North Korean Nuclear Force A Reality by doubledutch(f): 10:01pm On Jan 01, 2018
Crazy leaders wants to destroy humanity
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Person Of The Year(2017) by doubledutch(f): 5:28pm On Dec 30, 2017
hatchy:
I give it to that wiket mod that always ban me, Mynd44.

Meanwhile all that ban must stop this 2017 or else I will send bees to cover your two hands grin
Hahahahah.
You too look for trouble this guy.

I will give it to explorer. All his posts are educative.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets Governor Wike In Aso Rock Villa Today by doubledutch(f): 4:15pm On Dec 29, 2017
hatchy:
Wike visiting the Dullard at this period of the year is very suspicious as both men are partners in misrule.

I hope they are not planing to sell the Port Harcourt refinery and pocket the money because their level of corruption stink to high heaven.
Saint Buhari and Wike the sole owner of PDP planning evil.
Business / Re: Innoson Vs Gtbank: I've Never Forged Tax Documents In My Life - Innoson Chukwuma by doubledutch(f): 3:26pm On Dec 22, 2017
Rotimi Amaechi.

"I've never taken a bribe in my life"


You people should continue lying God is recording it in his flash drive.

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Celebrities / Re: Tuface, Wizkid, Tiwa Savage, Others To Perform At Akwa Ibom Christmas Event by doubledutch(f): 5:42pm On Dec 19, 2017
Tuface doesn't have any lyrics to offer again. He should just focus on other businesses and stop forcing himself to sing.

There is time for everything and his time for music is over and same way Davido and Wizkid will fade out someday.


Nothing last forever except change.
Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Wears N680k Versace Shirt To Tony Elumelu's Christmas Party by doubledutch(f): 5:40pm On Dec 19, 2017
Thieves!

Una don finish this country.
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Leading Nigeria To The Promised Land - Orji Uzor Kalu by doubledutch(f): 3:12pm On Dec 16, 2017
It is true!

He is leading us to the promised land of total destruction and no return.

Oga we know you right from time as a pathological liar and fraudster.

kwantinu!
Politics / Re: Soldiers Capture 167 Insurgents, Recover Weapons/Explosives (Photos) by doubledutch(f): 11:54pm On Dec 15, 2017
Why are they still keeping them?
Politics / Re: Israel To Return Lebanon 'to The Stone Age' Following Hezbollah Threats by doubledutch(f): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2017
hatchy:
Trump.

Natayahu.

Nasralla.

Kim Jun Un.

Al Assad.

Hitler.

Buhari.

Fulani herdsmen.

Boko Haram.

ISIS

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (IBM)

Weapons of mass destruction (WMD).

Warning!

Word War lll loading...
War of annihilation.
End of days closer.
Human extinction imminent.

Hahahahahaha.
Buhari kwa.
Our own President na mugu o. He doesn't know what international politics is all about.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Reacts To Zimbabwe Military Takeover & Robert Mugabe's Removal by doubledutch(f): 12:31pm On Nov 15, 2017
OK
Education / Re: UNICAL Recalls Professor Cyril Ndifon After Rape Accusation by doubledutch(f): 11:01pm On Nov 14, 2017
lazygal:



Will you shut up there even if it was cooked up. What impression are we giving to international world worst of all out sons ,that its okay to rape?
See who's talking.What sense did you make now?
Your moniker though.

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Politics / Re: South African Investors Arrive Owerri Weeks After Zuma Was Honoured By Okorocha. by doubledutch(f): 6:17pm On Nov 13, 2017
Other governors should come and learn work here o.

So erecting statues can bring direct foreign investment.

I'm going to petition my state Governor to as a matter of urgency start erecting status of world leaders,even that of North Korea President Kim Jun Un.
Romance / Re: Native Doctor Takes His Girlfriend To Swimming Pool, Says He Double Dates (Photo by doubledutch(f): 1:48pm On Nov 13, 2017
hatchy:
21st century native doctor that invoke Amadioha,Ogun,Mami water and the ancestors with his laptop.

He has a data base of all the spirits in his system and do consultation using special Apps.

The gods must be crazy!
Are you serious?

Romance / Re: Men Beware, Your Wife Can Kill You If She Is Cheating On You by doubledutch(f): 3:45pm On Nov 04, 2017
So true!

Lalasticlala move this thread to front page na

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Family / Re: Men Beware,your Wife Can Kill You If She Is Cheating On You! by doubledutch(f): 9:13am On Nov 04, 2017
A woman can be sleeping with your driver or gateman or even the mechanic and pretend you are the only one drilling the oil in her well.

After God fear women!

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Crime / Re: SARS Accusing Of Stealing Bags Of Garri At Gunpoint From Traders In Rivers by doubledutch(f): 6:30pm On Oct 25, 2017
hatchy:
Dear God why punish us with wicked people in this country,eehn!
From the President to even those who are supposed to protect us; they only leave sorrow,tears and blood on their trail.

The police IG is a known thief and corrupt man appointed by a self acclaimed saint who make appointments to head sensitive sectors based on ethnic and religious grounds.

It will not end well with you this tyrant of a President.
True word...

Crime / Re: SARS Accusing Of Stealing Bags Of Garri At Gunpoint From Traders In Rivers by doubledutch(f): 6:25pm On Oct 25, 2017
SillyMods:

Sorry Mr. Wailer. Try make u use sense dey wail joor.
One armed robber spotted. See your life?

You will not end well judging by your comment.
Crime / Re: Police Declare Notorious Cultists Wanted For The Attack On Rivers Community. PIC by doubledutch(f): 10:14pm On Oct 11, 2017
opuada331:
fool
Bigger fool.

Don't go and read to pass your Waec.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking -they Shout Allahu Akbar Then Slits Girls Throat In France by doubledutch(f): 8:42pm On Oct 01, 2017
Violent religion.

Hitting their heads on the ground for their useless god that is powerless to fight for himself.

A religion founded and built on violence. You must be converted else you become a potential target to be slaughtered like Ram.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Reacts To Arrest Of Top Ekiti Officials By EFCC by doubledutch(f): 9:21pm On Sep 28, 2017
hatchy:
Yes we all know that nothing has been done to previous people who have looted the state treasury or involved in one scam or the other,but that is not enough reason for state officials not to honour invitation by a commission investigating you or your ministry for corruption.

This is the real problem in this country, because Mr A did it and was left off the hook or not caught therefore it is a norm. For how long shall we continue this circus dance,eehn!
Few days from today Nigeria will clock 57 yet we have retrogressed much more than any other country on earth even with our enormous wealth which ought to be put to our common advancement, but instead looted by kleptomaniacs in government yet no one is in jail for such crime against we the ordinary citizens.

Fayose should allow EFCC to perform its constitutional role and stop crying fowl.
If the officials are found culpable they should be arraigned in the law court.
No body should be above the laws of the land.
Fayose is a tout and not fit to govern even a local government talk less of Nigeria.
How can a governor talk and behave carelessly.

EFCC should be allowed to do their job biko nu.
Politics / Re: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by doubledutch(f): 9:03am On Sep 27, 2017
AlanSugar:


Agreed on the senators' role but on the parable of starving the goose with the golden eggs to die while its eggs are meant for use elsewhere does not make sense. Think about it, how do you kill the mother and at the same time expect it to bear child so you can use it for errands, is it magic? Going by the derivation formula, all oil-producing states earn more than their non-oil producing counterparts so if Abuja looks better than the any southern part of the country as you opined, then hold your governors responsible. The sooner we all realise this the earlier and better we'd learn where to channel our agitations to.
This your argument is very lame.
Try and understand the politics, because extra revenue paid to the oil producing states is nothing as compared to what is taken from them.
Politics / Re: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by doubledutch(f): 8:56am On Sep 27, 2017
hatchy:
In as much as I'm against the modus operandi used by Nnamdi Kanu for his agitation, I believe that in a democratic settings people are free to protest or make demand within the ambit of the laws of the land.

To tell ourselves the truth, this whole agitation for secession wouldn't have been there in the first place if these thieves in the Senate and the Executive do the right thing... social,economic and political justice, rather they systematically set the stage for all kinds of agitations from the Niger Delta up to the people of the South East.

Nobody who visits Abuja and then visit the south South and south east regions will ever think of One Nigeria,because it is very glaring that even the Duck that lays the golden eggs is left to die in hunger while her eggs are used to make riches.
So also with the East which has been neglected since after the civil war to develop on its own with little or no Federal government presence. No
roads,industries,Federal institutions to help rebuild the area from the effect of war.

Unless drastic measures is taken to restructuring this country to correct all these imbalances,many more Kanus will emerge and by then it will be too late to negotiate.

If truly these senators have the unity of this country at heart as they claim then they should allow for a total restructuring rather than seeking and protecting their selfish interests.
You made a whole lot of sense in your comment.
Career / Re: Career Radio Operators Platform by doubledutch(f): 2:42pm On Sep 19, 2017
hatchy:
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If you are a professional Radio Operator or you wish to become a radio operator please kindly reach this number so that you can be added to the group.
Contact; Zero eight zero three seven three one five zero zero three...
Very interesting.

Good job!
Business / Re: Fidelity Bank Grows Profit After Tax By 66% To N9bn In 6 Months by doubledutch(f): 8:52am On Aug 31, 2017
hatchy:
Why won't it grow 200% when all they do there is to deduct money from people's account.
This bank will give you interest of 1000 and deduct 2800 from same account all in the name of service charge and other hidden charges.

This is the most useless and thieving bank ever seen in Nigeria.

Let them take the six thousand left in my account since 2010,I dash them.
Hahahahah!

Six tasand is a lot of money this period o!

Bros dash me the money na.Make I send my account to you biko. grin
Education / Re: ASUU Turns Down Invitation By FG For Talks by doubledutch(f): 5:55pm On Aug 29, 2017
hatchy:
I pay fees for six persons in the higher institution while you are still under your parents care who buy cloths,food,pay your school fees and buy you recharge card to subscribe for data so you can come online and display your ignorance and stupidity.

You are too small for me to engage in a discourse.
See finishing na!

Choi!
Politics / Re: Ohaneze Ndigbo Backs Nnamdi Kanu As Federal Govt. Plots To Return Him To Jail. by doubledutch(f): 5:37pm On Aug 26, 2017
This country is better off as one than this secession clamoured by Ipob.

Let us ask for total restructuring of the country in such a way that guarantees equal right and social and political justice.

A system where by power is far less concentrated on the center and resource control for the federating states.

That way,we will attain greatness.
Politics / Re: The Account Of The Affliction Of The King And Charles The Son Of Oputa(chapter1) by doubledutch(f): 5:46pm On Aug 20, 2017
Chisos!

This is creatively hilarious.

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Politics / Re: Buhari 100 Days In London Movie Is Out by doubledutch(f): 4:45pm On Aug 17, 2017
G4JEEZUS:
SORRY YOU DID NIT GET THE POSTER WELL. THIS IS NOT HOW NAIJA HOME VIDEOS ARE. I WILL WAIT UNTIL OSSY AFFASON AND AHBU VENTURES RELEASE THIER OWN POSTER. THEN YOU WILL SEE THE DIFFERENCE
You are quick to condemn,oya wey your own?

Oloshi!
Politics / Re: BBC Mocks Nigeria Over Buhari’s Medical Vacation by doubledutch(f): 9:50pm On Aug 15, 2017
hatchy:
Just imagine how this country is been messed up because of one man who would rather die in power than resign and hand over.

Dear God is our sins too much that you decided to punish this Nation with this sick old fuul who have brought shame,economic hardship,division,Fulani herdsmen rampage,nepotism and tribal bigotry through deceit and lies sold to us by APC.

Have mercy Lord and save us even before 2019.
Let there be a change to change the change,Amen!
You just said it all bro.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Endorses Ganduje For Second Term by doubledutch(f): 7:30am On Jul 18, 2017
hatchy:
What's his business in Kano state?
That's how they will go about causing confusion for their selfish interest.

The Pharaoh they all ganged up and endorsed is ruling from London hospital for months now.

Its high time the electorates decide and not some political godfathers imposing someone on us.

2019 will be a showdown for you all.
Don't mind all these old f00ls they think we will fall for their gimmicks as usual.
The people are wiser by the day.If you like don't perform and hope to get automatic renewal of mandate because of your political godfathers.

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Politics / Re: Which State In Nigeria Do You Think This Man Is Heading To? by doubledutch(f): 4:27pm On Jul 17, 2017
Lol...Cross River

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