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Bring ya eyez a bit downwards, and if mayhaps you're on a high horse, alight and you gon see 'em. . .

Hmm. . . Creamish don begin dey talk like one niceuzor I came across a while ago.

L O L! D'you know one thing I like so much about my zigbo? She doesn't even talk much, yet her rep keeps soarin' higher. Abi, I been don dey talk both my own and her own?

Size me up? Ever wonder why they call me Douzy the Individual? I would rather have to do the sizing up, for I never play according to anyone's rules and I don't see Douzy living according to your own standards. However, I wouldn't have to make the rules for you too so you don't become too scared to even venture unto the field of play. So, what've we got here?

@jaybaby
Are you even sure I'm a Nigerian, let alone Igbo?
Anywayz, ada oma, kedu k'imere?

Creamish:
douzy, uve got quite some rep here

Are you toasting me or sum'n?

@Creamish
You sure know by now that I'm not one of them baddies. . .


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=40116.msg890945#msg890945 date=1171549022]Creamish, I was busy for a little while. How are you girl? About that roasting part, I had to cancel my plans to make up for it this next weekend. It's like all these ABJ boyz are tracking you oh! That place is so boring compared to Eko.

@ Douzy, where's zigbo? She must see this one by force but acidrop already talked for you as i can see.[/quote]Zigbo is aight. I guess she'll be around later on. My dear, ABJ can be quite boring sometimes, no be lie. I wish it were as funky in ABJ as it is here in Nairaland!

LOL @ Seychelles! Wow! You didn't even announce to me/us your Nairaland vals, did you? It was rather "dull-zy" here yesterday, busy doing nuttin. I guess I'll have to catch up @ the weekend.

Good to have you back here.

t0kunb0:
Sori if offensiv, but i kindda mizz d old blunt douzy

this 1 aint loose enough

*heaves a sigh of relief* At least, someone to the rescue! I guess I needed someone like the one and only t0kunb0 to jolt me back to the realities of being ME, Douzy the Individual, as much as I try to respect others' sensibilities!


. . . and so, I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!


Waaada guin, t0k? Wanna tell us how your Val's Day went?


@abohrandy
I've got too many haters that you would probably need to be more delicately menacing than the name "Osama bin Laden" for you to make the list of my top 700 haters. I guess you can see that you've got a long way to go to become Numero Uno! BTW, I'm yet to induct you into the 'We Hate Douzy' club!

Anywayz, whatever did I do to you? Ok, I didn't get you a Val? Well, you gave up too easily. . . lol

Only you wouldn't be settled and comfortable enough to relish the attention.

Reason I would always wish my children possibly have (most importantly) their secondary education here in Naija.

Oh, that's me. . . and you would need to be careful peering at that eye, so it doesn't haunt you laters.

muyibaba:
A very good man can be contacted 08076372276 or muyibaba@hotmail.com

That rather detracts much from the import of this thread. It wasn't meant to be a Personals Thread for "good" men. We were just supposed to come in here, read Man-eater's words and feel good that some good WOman (or WOmen) really appreciates (some of) us and does not have any complex nor inhibitions proclaiming it.


We love your kind, Man-eater (your human frailties notwithstanding), if these mirror your own perspective too!

One eye?

I don't even know whut to say bout this one. So sad. Take heart, guy and try to move on with your life. Pray for her peaceful rest, and don't go being guilt-stricken for she could still have died even if she didn't eventually go to the party. More so, you never said you helped her friends pressure her into going.

Such a sad one!

DiJuice:
I find it realy hard to believe that you kept the cream to yourself even on vals day. Haba you for ask me now. you too fine to dey waste like that. abi no be you i see for that picture

The more you look, the less you see!

Serves them right.

Dem no tell u say I be monk?

You sef, you no dey help matta. Dem dey take style do this kain thing na. . . lol. You ma suppose know sef.

acidrop:
and about availability, let me help him , NO sorry Douzy is not available

Shei! They have shackled me hands and feet!

@acidrop
Abeg, make I dally small na. I promise, it's just for the fun of it. . .

I said "Arsenal fans' fan", NOT Arsenal fan's fan". Don't you know j-girl and acidrop are waiting for me to mis-yarn?

I guess he was scared you could be too creamy for his liking.

Lol @ "COLD FEET"! Where were you expecting him to show up? I didn't know he was in ABJ.
About "bouzou bouzou": that'll be for another day.

Creamish:
Yeah, he just HAD 2 make it extremely busy for me, *rollz eyez*(there shld b an emoticon 4 that )

Why have you been reading my mind?

Creamish:
Trust Gunnerz to make it all end well!!!

A friend often calls me Arsenal fans' fan.

Creamish:
@Douzy, Tu es bouzou bouzou aussi!

Copycat!

Creamish:
Wassup people?, Happy AfterValz day!!!!!!!!!!!! How many people roasted like me?

I'm glad you were sincere about that one. . .lol!

Ha ha ha! U got me there. Well, at least, I get Nairaland Val! Anywayz, 'twas just like any other day for me. Busy doing nothing as usual. Planned to go clubbing later in the night, but had to cancel it. Don't ask me why. How did it go wiv you? Oh, you mentioned your boss gave you more blessings.

Yea, ME!

Hey acidrop! Howya been?

I thot I made an observation on this before?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=40116.msg889389#msg889389 date=1171492995]This is not some love story oh! It's my friends that made me promise to go out today. So yeah, I already made the promise and I have to keep to it.[/quote]Oh! Then stop complaining here. . .lol!

Omo Eko:
@J-girl

Hummmmmmmm i see u are chasing Creamish around,

Implying?

That's inconsiderate, but how do you cope with being forced to do what's against your will even when you have a right to resist? Well, what does Douzy know about LOVE?

Oh là là! Creamish speaks French! Elle est bouzou bouzou!


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=40116.msg889124#msg889124 date=1171483648]eya fine thank you - i'm so tired today but i still have to go out before somebody beats me up[/quote]Tell me you were joking!!!

You no go put me for wahala, you! _{But the chic herself know say she fyne sha.}