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Technology MarketRe: Get A Feex (fix) For Your Gadget Without Leaving Your Comfort Zone by doyouknowjohnny: 9:07am On Dec 12, 2016
how much to fix top speaker of htc m8
Technology MarketRe: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by doyouknowjohnny: 1:20pm On Dec 11, 2016
HTC m8 gold 16gb for sale @ 25k with top speaker problem
Technology MarketRe: Htc One M8 Scrap Needed Needed Urgently by doyouknowjohnny: 1:02pm On Dec 11, 2016
how much would you pay for an m8 with top speaker problem..wanna sell mine..
Technology MarketRe: Tired Of Your Old Phone!trade It In Here From Arikson Telecom by doyouknowjohnny: 7:36am On Dec 03, 2016
have an HTC m8 16g gold color but it has top speaker problem wanna trade with the m9 55k how much would you need from me..
PoliticsRe: See The Handshake Of Ike Ekweremadu That Got People Talking Today by doyouknowjohnny: 7:19pm On Nov 16, 2016
NASS strictly for strong men..confirm AXE MAN
Technology MarketRe: Neat Lg G4 Brown Leather For Sale by doyouknowjohnny: 6:51pm On Oct 23, 2016
50k serious buyer angry
Technology MarketRe: Very Clean Uk Used Laptops @whole Sales Price From 19k by doyouknowjohnny: 6:58am On Jul 15, 2016
Daniel2032:
This is a very clean Uk use ACER 39k, Processor : Intel core 2 dou, it has 2gb ram and 160hdd, 8gb ram upgradable memory . It screen size is 15.6 inch, It has Camera (webcam), perfect working HDMI, Memory card slots: MMC. MS. MS pro. SD. It also has DVD-RW / DVD+RW, very smart connecting Bluetooth, smart Wireless network WiFi, It OS is windows 10, Battery backup is 5 hrs, Anti-virus activated, Microsoft package installed, Body look is as clean as new, Condition working fine. Body colour : shiny blue. At whole sale price of just N39k, 6 month guarantee. Warehouse Address: 09 Nigerian Army Shopping Arena, Bolade Bus Stop Oshodi.
can it go for 32k would come sat to pick it up
PoliticsRe: Amosun At Kidnapped Iyabo Anisulowo's Residence Today (Photos) by doyouknowjohnny: 5:17am On Apr 29, 2016
If a senator can be kidnapped easily then there is a huge problem for the common man in this country.
Technology MarketRe: VERY NEATLY USED ASUS ZENFONE 2 in RETAIL BOX (2gb,1.8Ghz,5.5") @35k(Negotiable) by doyouknowjohnny: 4:21pm On Jan 15, 2016
is it the review unit you still have..
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Mint Lg G2 For Sale by doyouknowjohnny: 3:06pm On Jan 15, 2016
bro 25k over serious buyer
Technology MarketRe: VERY NEATLY USED ASUS ZENFONE 2 in RETAIL BOX (2gb,1.8Ghz,5.5") @35k(Negotiable) by doyouknowjohnny: 10:38pm On Jan 14, 2016
bro 30k for the zenphone...very serious buyer
Technology MarketRe: World's Smallest Power Inverter by doyouknowjohnny: 7:33pm On Dec 27, 2015
feflo:
Solar and Inverter will cost N550k if you reside in Lagos.
If money is an object, you could start with inverter only and gradually upgrade to Solar. We could also scale the cost down to make it more affordable and you upgrade with time.
I'll love you call and let's work it out together.

Many thanks.
Thanks for your swift reply..pls Is it inclusive of batteries and if so how many units.
Technology MarketRe: World's Smallest Power Inverter by doyouknowjohnny: 6:07pm On Dec 27, 2015
Pls I need an urgent reply I want an inverter with solar panels and the total cos, that can power the following simultaneously
1. 3 tvs
2. 1 deep freezer
3. 12 light bulbs
4. A gaming console
5. 2 laptops
6. 4 ceiling fans
All these will need to be powered for 12-15hrs
(No hope with phcn as we receive power for 2hrs per week)
Thanks
PoliticsRe: The APC Says It Will Maintain Many Of The Pdp’s Economic Policies If Elected by doyouknowjohnny: 4:16pm On Feb 05, 2015
like they ain't all the same..Bloody thieves
still Gej till 2019..
a lesser thief than the collabo of tinubu,amaechi and co
PoliticsRe: N6.87trillion Stolen From Nigeria Yearly — AU Report by doyouknowjohnny: 12:34pm On Feb 03, 2015
Clerverly:
[size=15pt]Now I believe jonathan is really on a mission to bankrupt Nigeria!!
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Nigerians Shey na like this we go dey dey??

The power is in your hands as we approach Febuhari!!
so you are aggrieved because we loaned you to Aston villa ba.
don't blame Jonathan for that one too oh.
GEJ TILL 2019
FAILBUHARI boys hope you all have stock piled enough tissue, because I'm certain it would be all tears come feb15
PoliticsRe: What Is The Meaning Of "Sai Buhari"? by doyouknowjohnny: 12:14pm On Feb 03, 2015
sai bihari is just like "chai" buhari.
it is a phrase used to describe losers, especially those individuals seeking elective positions.
These individuals often repeat the same process yet expect a different result.
such people often lack the ability to present their certificates even when begged by their blind followers.
LiteratureRe: Twisted Mind: by doyouknowjohnny(op): 11:49am On Jan 29, 2015
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Elizabeth was something you could call a "Genius work of art".
Even though in her formative years (I was five at the time while she was nine years old), she had this gait and aura that radiated beautifully around her. It was so strong that it shone really bright when ever she found her self In the midst of her peers and even when exchanging pleasantries with much more older people.

You just found it virtually impossible to see her without taking a moment to simply pass a compliment or two at her.

Though of average height for a girl her age, she had this long flowing hair that took that defect away and made it the envy of all the girls her age and even to some of the teens within the neighborhood. It always seemed like they swung with a certain rhythm , that one wouldnt be wrong to think that the wind amazed itself, played the harmonica solely for it, whenever she took evening walks down the street with mom and I.

She also had this fixed expression on her face, that made it seem like she was always curious about something in particular. And God those eyes!!. Those puppy eyes, that could easily enchant one if he stared at them for far too long.
You just couldn't take them off without that thought of staring at them for
"just a few seconds more".

Well that's when she is in a jolly good mood.
On a "not So good day", and they burned fiery red, like the flames in them were searching through your soul, trying to burn through the deceptive walls built upon follies of man just with the sole purpose of revealing the real you.
And one single lie in defence felt like you might incur the wrath of God upon yourself.

Well that's how she made me feel or at least that's the effect I saw her have on anyone she came in contact with.

One thing still puzzled me though. Despite all her charm and magical personality she exhibited at will, she never really connected with dad.
I mean she would try to replicate the bond I had with him, but each time she tried and he held her close trying to have a father daughter time, within a few minutes he would begin to mumble some Words under his breath and suddenly take his leave even though he did them wearing a cheerful face.

But I could see beyond that fake expression, I could really see that he was in constant pain whenever he cuddled her.
And it left me wondering why did it seem like

"dad was always on fire "
LiteratureRe: Twisted Mind: by doyouknowjohnny(op): 8:29am On Jan 29, 2015
Cybershow:
Hmm..ma spirit dnt lie..it said u wana talk abt heaven and hell..dat fyn..i lyk dat..cary go..
lol won't want to spoil the fun right.Thanks for ur comments bro. I do hope I won't disappoint you.
LiteratureRe: Twisted Mind: by doyouknowjohnny(op):
CHAPTER ONE
***THERE IS ALWAYS A BEGINNING***


Yeah, we all know that everything in life, certainly has a beginning. Thats what the creation story has taught us to believe.

We hear it almost everyday of our lives.
As kids been told constantly by our parents, as teens, when those 'overzealous believers' catch you smoking weed and having smokey time and feel you need to be reminded about the basics or as adults, when you want to honour the commandment of the Holy book and the religious clergy starts the sermon with the line
"God created the world with his word when darkness covered the face of the deep"
and blah blah blah..

Don't get me wrong, I truly believe it to the depth of my soul.
However, none of them can really tell us the full story of the creation of mankind and of the
'SONS OF MEN'
ill leave that for another day.

Now back to the beginning. When it all started for me, was the very time I could pick up my baby bottle, take a few long puffs and giggle at my beautiful mom never failing to say those words that make any true mothers heart skip a beat.

I would take the bold move to dash a hundred metres ( to me at the time) on my knees, just to have one last feel of the strange warmth emanating from the woman who brought me forth into the world. A feeling that I had over time become accustomed to, before rolling those lovely droopy eyes and falling into wonders of neverland.

yeah I sound like the perfect baby right, that's what I taught when my mom used to tell these stories when I was 10 or so..

However my elder sister had a different tale to tell. One that shook me many years back and sent down fervent shivers down my spine but now seems all too familiar for a man of my calibre.
LiteratureRe: Twisted Mind: by doyouknowjohnny(op): 4:56am On Jan 28, 2015
A few questions to ask you before I proceed.

Do you believe that there are a group of individuals numbered in billions unknown to the naked eye known as THE HOSTS OF HEAVEN?

Do you believe that there is a GOD that presides over this group?

if you do then we are half way there. Now the next set of questions.

Do you believe that there is the OTHER SIDE also numbered in billions known as the SONS OF THE FALLEN ONE?

Do you believe that one way or another you have already CHOSEN A SIDE?

If you.do too then we are good to go.


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I kept having this dream from the time I was 9yrs till my 16th birthday. I had no idea why this dream felt familiar.Yes I had them once every quarter, with each dream revealing more than the one preceding it. And yes I also kept a journal where each dream was well documented, capturing as much detail as possible.

However every time I had this dream, it was like I was actually there, I mean like I had experienced all this before. It felt like a distant memory and not an actual dream..

Each time I told my parents about the dream, my dad would look me in the eye, with a face devoid of any expression and whisper these words into my ears...
"MEHECK ARCH SI TAKESH LENIN"
and peck me on the cheek and head straight to his room, before my mom would ask him what he said to me.

But I noticed something about my mom at the time. I thought it was the worried look of a mother who felt pity on her little boy after he'd just had a nightmare. Each time she would hug me tight and cuddle me with these endless words of encouragement "
..THEY CAN'T TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME LOVE, NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT"

I believed her wholeheartedly at the time until my 16th birthday..Only then did the harsh reality hit me. They knew all along the whole time. They knew what would happen..
Hell yeah!!! they f.ucking knew
LiteratureTwisted Mind: by doyouknowjohnny(op): 3:40am On Jan 28, 2015
I want you to read this write up with an open mind.
Believe as much as you can.

Some of it might sound strange,others too incredulous to take to heart. Well that's for you to decide.

However, a note of warning, NEVER EVER recite some words I might use here. I would not be held responsible for what you might see or hear at odd times.

I'll be with you in a moment
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank Graduate Recruitment 2014-Let's Meet Here by doyouknowjohnny: 7:00pm On Dec 28, 2014
haybeez001:
Someone please tell me, how much longer do we have to wait? Seriously, I am so sick and tired of waiting. If not for the fact that there is no viable alternative, I would have opted out! sad
opt Wetin..my brother I say to you, before the end of march 2015 we would celebrate with our employment letters In our hands..This one is certain in Jesus name..
Happy new year in advance folks
PhonesRe: Apple Sim: The Future Of Sims? by doyouknowjohnny: 1:19pm On Oct 17, 2014
now that's what I call innovation...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by doyouknowjohnny: 6:49pm On Sep 27, 2014
chadli omo aye..kill them all..
spurs for life( GGMU)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by doyouknowjohnny: 6:36pm On Sep 27, 2014
keypad1: gooooooaaaaaalllllllll


neymar hatrick.


2 assists from messi....wondaful.


Barcelona 5 - 0 Granada





haters go and die
keypad u go just dey disturb person with league wey only pensioners dey watch..
speaking of pension, u don collect your own..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by doyouknowjohnny: 6:00pm On Sep 27, 2014
ginajet: gooooaaaalllll its ADEBAYOR baby
rented fan like u..na palito u dey use watch your own match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham HotSpur (1 - 1) On 27th September 2014 by doyouknowjohnny: 5:53pm On Sep 27, 2014
spurs for life (rented fan)...we go limpopo arsenal today
PhonesRe: Your Android Battery Doesn't Last (fix It Here) by doyouknowjohnny: 9:41am On Sep 25, 2014
@op the thunder that will strike you is still doing omuguo..
PoliticsRe: What If??!!.....a Must Read Analysis Of The Present Nigerian Stuation. by doyouknowjohnny: 8:32am On Sep 22, 2014
@op to sum up this your post, i would say beautiful nonsense..
Thought you had cooked up a well debatable writeup that could rattle the human mind a little before calling it what it is (Yeah a conspiracy theory), only to see you go all shekarau
(use your imagination to define d term shekarau).
My friend take your time o, or do you think nairaland resembles yabaleft..
PoliticsRe: Shekau, Finally Dead? By Sahara Reporters by doyouknowjohnny: 8:05am On Sep 22, 2014
may d new shekarau and his faithful followers commit treason and kill all those who sponsor this useless movement called boko haram and finally bomb themselves after the deed has been done...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by doyouknowjohnny: 5:20pm On Sep 20, 2014
macpeter1: The UA management trainee questions are as Simple and very easy as ABC to God Almighty in Heaven who created me and will grant me success in the test... In Jesus Name.. AMEN
boss I admire your faith, but workforce nearly make me scatter their lappy out of vexation..
30 deadly maths questions even chike obi for provoke for workforce..
PoliticsRe: Without Harold Wilson, Could The Biafran Army Have Taken Lagos And Beaten Nija? by doyouknowjohnny: 7:55am On Sep 17, 2014
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