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SORTER: ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS FOOLISH?......ISLAM DETEST MOST OF THE WORLDLY THINGS YOU CHRITIANS CONDONE.

Oga use your head for once its people like you that start off religious wars... he was of the assumption that no scripture in d Quran has anything against tattoos on the human body(based on the guys statement) and he merely quoted a bible verse which showed God's stance on the subject matter..so where did he go wrong dat you decided to go offensive on him..pls learn to assimilate things before you pass any verdict on any issue

Von Bismark: Tango do you copy, lunar eclipse spotted in shoprite i repeat lunar eclipse spotted awaiting command....

Tango to bingo... begin dey tear race I repeat begin dey tear race no form commando for dia..na solar eclipse we dey expect no b lunar

for lag sun wan kill me 4 here o..dis waka wey I dey do nw remind me of the tym wen I waka with Moses dem for wilderness dey find promise land..

is it me or do these Uruguayans lack d will power they are 2goals down and still have approx 10mins aside extra time and they are already shedding tears ..what happened to *its not over until its over*

our boys are on a kentro ..we go keezo dem o jare

carefreewannabe: Nigeria = no. 1 in prostitution

babes I no say I dey jonse at times but dis ya yeye post don make me turn to *NEW CREATURE *

sorry Fulham but my money is on man utd ...it shd be a routine win for them today..januzaj on point today to score..you can take word to the bank!!!

herbalist: The gods are wise
Johnny: nnam uku yes o..*shines 32*
herbalist: Look into the calabash and tell me what you see..

johnny:*looks in with over moral* but sees a shocker as Uruguay lead Nigeria 2-1 at half time..

Herbalist:I say tell me what you see

johnny: *smiles sheepishly * nna m uku..na...Uruguay dey win o

Herbalist: *mumbles some crap only emekuku a ma and finally utters something that makes sense *.. 'go and suck the booby of any foreigner for 10mins and watch Nigeria coast to victory'

johnny: *without even thanking d herbalist, rushes to Nadia_SA's home grabs the barbie does the needful for 1hr 15mins refuses every plea to collect one mouth for sake of say things, rushes back to nairaland theatre of dreams ,sees the score line Nig -ugy 6-2 wipes the residue of milk on his lips and smiles as his looks at his William hills account "over 7.5" banked and says "Truly the gods are indeed wise"

Tabh: Is your jesus sure of making heaven?
Yes I wrote that.
You can sue me for writing such or better still,hit your head on the wall.
Hypocrite.

tabhi....on the last day we would know who is greater and who would preside over mankind JESUS or Mohammed..and tabhi you can take word to the bank it would definitely be JESUS

Tabh: All d people condemning her r too dumb.
Some wrote tht she is going to hell.
Please I need answer to this:
Who amongst you born again hypocrites is sure of making heaven?
Which of you has a direct visa to heaven?
Do you do everything your Jesus ask you to do?
Is jesus himself sure of making heaven?
Y'all should stop decieving yourselves,judge less and do not condemn anybody unless you r sure of where your soul will go to when you die.

I tot u had something to say til u said" is Jesus himself sure of making heaven"..den I knew u we're d dumbest chick dat ever lived..u can take Johnny's word to bank..

very horrible write up, capped up with extremely poor diction and loads of typos...@op take it from johnny 'this is recycled garbage'

[quote author=jaemxvivid]@Godvilla are you saying i should go for Gionee p2? [/quote
No, he's just making it known that these phone brands have service centers as such they can be repaired once they develop any fault.. don't b lazy bro check their respective threads and make ur own decision

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Oga abeg carry ur package go business section or u wan make we take loan play pool for 9ja vs Uruguay match.. pack well o