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Jokes Etc › Must Read: Me, My Sister And Her Friends (18+)… by dpast(op):
F–k! I can’t believe what I’m seeing in my parents’ living room. Three giggling teenage girls, wearing sheer lingerie are sitting on the couch cheering on a fourth girl who is attempting to deep throat a d—o. What the f–k! The cheers and laughter is probably why they didn’t hear me come in through the kitchen door. I step back into the shadows of the hallway while my c–k responds to the luscious, pale a-s cheeks of the fourth girl. Her purple sheer nightie has ridden up over her heart-shaped a-s, revealing her matching thong as she starts to gag on the rubber d–k suction-cupped to the glass topped coffee table.“I can do this!” the girl exclaims, taking a deep breath and sliding her lips back down the realistic looking c–k. Holy s–t! That’s Lauren’s voice! My d–k is hard and I’m having perverted thoughts about my 18-year-old sister. I guiltily look away from her scrumptious a-s cheeks and try to forget what her lips look like sliding down that fake c–k.
“I thought you said you had done this before,” laughs one of the girls, pulling my attention back to the couch. The other three girls are wearing similar outfits, sheer baby doll nighties with matching thong panties. The only variation seems to be the color.
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Jokes Etc › Nigerian Joke: Mallam Sule by dpast(op): 1:50pm On Jun 10, 2017
Malam Sule bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M.
While visiting Warri, he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his car.
To his amazement the car resisted all. So he started insulting the robbers.
One of dem gestured that he could not hear him, so Malam Sule brought down his window and shouted: “shege danbura’uba, barawo banza, dan iska ne’ kowei, waka”.
He has since been buried according to Muslim rites.

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