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naptu2:
Today we'll discover those that only read headlines and those that actually read posts.

I Dey tell you. They will cry victimization and marginalization but here’s the governor offering automatic employment to all citizens of Nigeria regardless of state of origin. Meanwhile such can never happen in their side.

christejames:
Ogun State, my governor Abiodun is even worse but that one is better because we don't even have the kind of money Lagos lavishes...

Stupid liar. Na Coal full your skull. Enugu rat

Omo hundreds of millions just like that.


Every Nigerian wants to be super rich (mostly to avoid hardship, not because we want to change the world). You cannot be super rich and completely honest. That’s why the majority of us are dishonest.

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christejames:
Sanwo-Olu, the biggest deception cum packaged scam in this APC rudderless govt




Using media to launder the battered image of Lagos which the world major cities have come to know as its cesspit... A state with a huge budget and revenue but can't stand some of the least mentioned cities on the continent? Luanda and Nairobi are too big to be compared to her, Kinshasa, Alexanderia, Brazzaville, Dakar, even Kigali seems to be having an edge now

Please tell us which state you’re from

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2 units of brand new Hisense tumble dryers

125k...negotiable

This is a survey to know who is where.

This will be of great help in the event that you or me might need a nairalander in close proximity for whatever reason.

NA these kinds of schools Dey obtain WAEC exam questions before the exams and practice the questions with their students.

If it was here in Lagos I would be sure something would be done ASAP but for that Benin, those wey Dey fly for night need that building to collapse so they can see blood to drink

Don’t believe everything you read or hear in the Nigerian Cyberspace

RollinTNDA:
I dey live for Lekki
I dey live for Lekki
I dey live for Lekki

Tinubu built Lagos
Tinubu built Lagos
Tinubu built Lagos 😂😂😂

One day una go wake up, see Shark dey your house dey sing "baby shark dodododotodo"


Tinubu built the largest swimming pool in West Africa and named it "Lekki"
And convinced stupid people to pay millions
Agba Scammer

Infact Lekki motto should be changed to

"Shey you want to Swim with the Big Boys ??"

House rent = 3 to 10 million per year

They don't even have clean water
Some buy bags of pure water to use and bath

Once it's Raining season,
Lekki turn into 5 STAR SWIMMING POOL

Dem go use Fine fine house deceive you
But no panic, na swimming pool u dey rent

A Mud house with pit latren is 10 times better than a Lekki mansion without clean water and drainage system.

Come to Mainland, They say Nooo
They want to Swim with the Big Boys
Make una enjoy una 10 million per year

Flooding is a global phenomenon. Stop displaying stupidity

Ritualistically Dey Nairaland o. Be warned

CSTRR:
Chagoury.

That man will go to jail in Nigeria one day.

When a pharaoh that does not know Joseph comes to power.

That man constructed the National Assembly complex, part of Tincan Island, etc. NA dem get Eko hotels, and many more. Instead of using Tinubu’s name to sell this piece of news, it is important to know that Chagoury is an ally of any sitting president, just like Dangote.

Abeg wetin concern Tinubu in this matter?

Wetin Dey vex me be say the girl fine without makeup. 99.98% of women are insecure for stupid reasons.

FBI should take note of these women. Their husbands are endangered species.

Shunklebottom, what a shitty name. If I was named that too, I’d be a menace.


I always wondered about this cos there’s no direct translation for this in Yoruba language. Nice one.

Local govt. elections about to get more bloody

MercyStan:
Majority of those with the white smoke are babies. I speculate it must indicate a sort of purity of the soul?

Every person I've seen the white smoke on always radiates a sort of positive energy, kindness and innocence that is palpable.

This white smoke isn't related to any religious affiliation as I've seen the white smoke on christians, Muslims, atheists and people practicing eastern religions. Whenever I watch TV and see a popular person with white smoke I always Google their names to know the religion they belong and it's always diverse.

Every serial killer I've seen always has a black smoke. The serial killers observation is a very unique and interesting one as I don't notice this on say people that kill people out of anger or during a fight or quarrel or on armed robbers that murder people during a robbery.

I notice this black colored smoke in some seemingly normal people and in some people that have committed crimes, but with serial killers EVERY SINGLE ONE of them that I've seen ALWAYS has a black smoke. I've never seen one that has no smoke, white smoke or the common light orange smoke.

My speculation is that this black smoke indicates a corruption of their soul by something inhuman or something otherworldly? If this is the case then it's sad because I also see the black smoke on newly born babies.

I also see a lot of black smoke among powerful world leaders, some popular celebrities and some religious leaders. I won't mention any names unless specifically asked about the person.

All these black is evil and white is pure notions are stemmed from racism. I find it hard to believe you

The headline should read;
Supreme Court ti fo awon Governor l’epon

zebszebs:
"Adejobi said the young man was released to the executives of the Practitioners of Content Creation, Skit-Making and Influencers Guild of Nigeria, PCCSIGN."

You say what?

They have a guild?

Someone would attend a private university, study Microbiology, Physics etc,

Spend millions in fees and graduate to become a skit maker, human hair merchant, makeup artist, "realtor".


In saner climes, most of these people would have been more productively engaged in useful endeavors,

However, they are stuck in Nigeria, making fools of themselves online and doing online fraud and BEC scams on the side.

In saner climes, you realize your purpose in this world is to leave it better than you met it. In 🇳🇬, the purpose in life is to make money to escape hardship. Don’t blame them. They’re making good money

This post is about the cosmos not the Earth. Not that you’d know anything about that.

Righteousness2:
So many Mysteries in the Earth we live in.
The Human brain and mind cannot fully Comprehend or understand the acts and wonders of the ALMIGHTY GOD in creating and innovating the Earth.
Its only what GOD allows man to see or know, that we can see or know.

Be it as it may! Whatever you find or you dont find in your Soujourn on this Earth, Ensure you Find JESUS CHRIST.
Ensure you BELIEVE and SURRENDER your life to JESUS CHRIST.

This World is winding up so fast.
The Signs of the times are Wide and Clear Everywhere. In the sun , moon, stars, the Earth, etc.
Get ready Ladies and Gentlemen! The World is at the Verge of Full Explosion of Hell on Earth.

The Rapture is the Restrainer. It is at the Door!
Get ready Folks! Live Ready! JESUS CHRIST IS about show upil in the Skies.

Everyday you move about, there’s a 70% chance you would talk to, drive past, walk past, say sorry to, bump into, share a bus with, share a flight with an unrepentant murderer.

Philipponzaghi:
Looks like Governor Makinde is taking mourning to a whole new level, even ordering flags to be flown at halfmast!

Dem no Dey order sense, I for order from Julia for u

EreluRoz:
He has started smoking I don't like him again.

Don’t nobody give a spinning fu*k what you think.

Omoawoke:
Humanity is a problem to this planet.
The amount of money and resources man spend to destroy themselves and the planet is enough to make the world a better place and end world poverty.
But this alien bastrdd demons are serious about inflicting pain and more pain on the planet.

Earth needs to be colonized by advanced beings from outer space

Gbam

Okoroawusa:
Nonsense

And brainwashing ingredients

ObaKlaz:
Kendrick Lamar mentioned Drake's betting issues in Meet the Grahams.

Crazy thing is, BBL Drizzy loses his bets more than he wins.

If Drake places a bet on something, sell all you have and stake the money against him - he'd most likely lose.

And if he bets on you for any reason, start praying - your defeat is almost certain. They call it the Drake's Curse.

He doesn't have luck on his side when it comes to betting. He's a serial loser.

Plus, him no dey bet with sense most times. Na mumu-mumu bets him dey place.

You seriously think Argentina would lose to Canada??!

Meet the Grahams be like Comedy Central classic

NgwalandAbia:
Same Ogun with GDP bigger than china, United states, Japan and Mars join...

Lies can't stay forever porti you can relocate to Abia for now.

You all voted tinubu thinking he will transform your dirty village to Omo London you've been scammed, The old Man was just a security gaurd in one cocaine store in Michigan he is not Abiola or awolowo... The joke on you guys.. vote wisely next time.

This thing you just typed, does it make you feel intelligent? I’m just asking

Our politics is so flawed, it is impossible.

People think tribalism is our problem. A shame, really.