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Jewessgratitud3:
Like why would you chat for that long without exchanging pics.


I remember chatting with a nairaland guest and when I asked to see his pics he warned me that he's a midnight newspaper o shey I don't mind? I just laughed and we exchanged pics but he's far away in the East so we couldn't meet up. Though he wasn't that old just making jokes with what he reads on nairaland about evening newspaper

How tf did you chat with a NL guest?

dkidd:
Smoking is a choice and drinking to relax doesn't make one a drunkard. U sound like a child though. When u sef done navigate through life u go wise. Na only Jesus fit into that ur want and him no send u if u sef no pure 💯

Jesus sef, e get why Dem no tell us the story of his life from 13-30

pocohantas:
As she should. The strongest woman in Nigeria. Second to Annie Idibia.

Identify your dealbreakers and stick to it.
Her dealbreaker might not be infidelity. And by the way, Davido is 30 I think. 10 to 15 more years and he would calm down. Chioma hang in there and stay safe. He would most likely die first. 😘

As God wey you be na

GanagiBitrus:
Hope this is not to justify hook-up. Ladies should be encouraged to see dignity in labour & not to sell their bodies.

It totally is. This stupid article is completely designed to encourage it

bonechamberlain:
Ignorant people who don't understand international politics would come here to start the Israeli is powerful anthem.

Firstly it's on record that Iran is the first country to attack Israel directly, destroying some infrastructures. Unlike Israel attacking Iranian proxies.

Secondly - the Israeli's and it's ignorant supporters make so much noise about the Iron dome (a system that cost over 1 billion dollars to build and also very expensive to maintain) but had to depend on Jordanian, UK and the U.S fighter jets and all manner of military assistance to thwart the Iranian attack.

Thirdly, If Israel is going to attack Iran, it would definitely happen with an agreement between Iran, Israel and the U.S. The attack would be to save the Israeli regime from ridicule. The attack by Iran exposed Israel as no one has ever contemplated such direct attacks, leaving that unanswered would be a slap to the Israelis and all their noise about being a super power.

Fourthly - there are so many underground and backdoor diplomatic moves going on between Iran, Israel, the U.S and possibly Russia to prevent escalation. Even before the attack by Iran the aforementioned powers were aware of the attack on time, that's why they were able to intercept those Iranian missiles.

Israel is punching way above it's weight in the international system and I believe this Iranian strike would ensure some brain reset. Even the U.S is becoming tired of Netanyahu and his fellow extremist in West Jerusalem.

Modified - Religion has truly dealt with Nigerians. It's unfortunate.

Some people don't even know how the present day Israel started. They would say it's a divine work 😁. The below letter is the genesis of the constant crisis we have in the middle east today.

Even if you break their skulls and connect wires to their grey matter to upload information, it would be a waste of time. A zombie is irredeemable, my brother. Don't waste your time, be like Fela. Look and laugh

Where are those anti Nigerian Obidients who claimed Dangote's refinery is a white elephant that will never come to fruition? Many of whom have never built a wooden shed their whole lives but wanted one of Africa's biggest refineries to be built and begin production sharp sharp 🤣

They wanted and hoped the $ wilil get to 2k and beyond. Some even swore it must get o 3k. They said Cardoso is a mutt that knows nothing.

Where are all of you now? Aren't you now ashamed of yourselves?

nairalanda1:
The problem is, it is very likely that internal combustion engines would have ceased to be viable by then.

Nuclear fusion is slowly becoming a reality. Once that happens, we are screwed. Ditto improvements in solar power.

You're right but I think Africa and a lot of third world countries will still depend on oil. Maybe in 500-1000 years, combustion engine could be a thing of the past because extended space exploration will require Nuclear fueling. Even then, there will still be poor people on earth that won't have access to nuclear energy

Fiscus105:
By deliberate or negligence you let him escaped, now you would be spending thousands of million taxpayers' money for repertration.

This your use of English Na die.

Kuku type in your native dialect. I'm sure there are Nairalanders who'd understand

englishmart:
I pray the oil dries up, so we can think of another way of generating revenue.
The oil is making us very lazy

Your grandchildren, even if they live for 100 years will witness Nigeria refining it's oil

emperor4love:
Upon say he helped you and promoted u,u still snitch nd been a dispatch rider might not even hv certificate....na y rich don't help poor you can tell me wen emefiele appointed you ,u are not doing well

You're a prime example of Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria

cenaman:
The only crime of Emefiele is because he is Igbo....

Your brain is gone

Gerrard59:
Please explain further as I find it surprising since it is expected their parents are well-to-do.

That's why I said they revolutionised hookup. They are well exposed and speak well. Before, hookup girls go blast you in pidgin. They're the ones that made the average hookup girl decide to talk posh and form classy. Na them make hook up girls for club dey lie say their papa Na billionaire for VGC and their mama na top banker. Before, all these lamba no dey.

This is what the British have reduced us to.

No respect for our monarchy.

Covenant, Babcock and Bells girls revolutionised hookup

Righteousness2:
Prison has been one major Instrument GOD has used to Humble, save and change many persons.
Maybe this will just be the beginning of his turning point.

His Soul in Eternity matters to GOD. In these last of the last days GOD is Desperate to get as Many souls as possible.

When GOD is all out to save a soul especially one that will be an instrument to get a whole lot of others, He can do and undo to get that soul. Just like Saul who became Paul the apostle.

So prison is a creation of your God? You're mad, my brother

AOresources:
Are you alright man?

Very much so.

Sha wake up from your perpetual slumber and remove the invisible shackles around your neck and brains

ThinkSmarter:
I have noticed that counterfeit naira has reduced, cuz the contemporary population of Nigeria is smarter.

Lol. Who told you?

Chances are if you're a baller you buy cash at strip clubs, regular clubs, and Saturday parties, you e probably bought fake mint

Mervingreat:
And that is why he should slap the old man?

I swear I wis to see your own father and ask him few question about you.

I said this long ago the
red-alert brought by obidient will placed so many youn people destiny into wilderness of a lifetime emptiness by the way these obidient insults elders of our land anyhow and since then it has continue till date I'm very sure that young that slap that old man must be one of the obidient for sure.

The old man should have just move aside and give the idiot what elders do give to a bastard like him, he go waka from that spot reach Accra in Ghana e go still dey think say na inside hin bedroom hin dey waka....

Soon as I saw the topic, I knew in my heart no Omoluabi will ever do this even if he's drunk and high on drugs

donaldking10:
if it's above 50k, i'm not buying.
no itel phone is worth more than 50k.

You people go just open mouth waaaaaa


You're not even qualified enough to design a calculator

Bmus233:
i believe there are billionaires and multimillionaires on this platform and i believe someone can turn me to a millionaire here
kindly check my profile for my account details

Lazy bastard

AOresources:
Israel aka God's own

Slave mentality

What about the rest of the world?

cremedelacreme:
Sometimes I wonder what people enjoy in swimming? I do not see it as fun. I have never swam before and have no plans of swimming. Growing up, I heard so many gory tales of people dying in rivers or swimming pools. RIP to him and may God comfort his loved ones.

You can't run from death. Learning to swim is a very important survival skill. Rain fit fall cover the roof of your house, what do you do then?

Righteousness2:
The 3 sons killed are Operatives of Hamas Terrorists.
Reports says One of the sons who was killed in the IDF attack was involved in holding hostages.
They were killed on their way to an operation against the IDF.

In these Biblical days we are living in,
The Judgement that Happened to those who tried and planned to eliminate the Jews is repeating itself live before.

HISTORY IS REPLAYING ITSELF LIVE

Just like Haman in the Bible, the arch Enemy of jews who planned to wipe out the Jews had Himself, his 10 sons alongside all his people wiped out in one day. Ismail Haniyeh, a major kingpin of Hamas Terrorists and 7th October m.asacre has received same Judgement.

All the First borns in Egypt from Pharoah to the least person , including animals lost their lives in one Night because Pharoah tried to hurt God Almighty first born.

In the Bible, Even when GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF deals with his First born When they go astray. HE deals ruthlessly with the person or Nation that makes himself available to be used to deal with his Covenant Nation.

Ismail Haniyeh , Hamas and all the fellow terrotists around are little fries. Them no reach Pharoah.
They Must Bow and Surrender! in life or in death.

Never Mess with the APPLE OF GOD'S EYE. The Consequence is always Brutal.

You no dey tire?


Slave!!!!

Jewessgratitud3:
Because it's impossible for you to buy four eggs abi? You never achieve that feat for your life before shey? Ok I understand.

From the way you talk, it's easy to access your cranial capacity. So in my life I've never bought 500 worth of eggs? Lol. I called you a liar because girls tend to fry plenty eggs. I know because my crate diminishes greatly if I have one over and fried eggs are on her menu. You're very uncouth. That's why many guys attacked you on this thread. I've eaten worse looking food without any complaint just like many guys here have. They didn't attack you because your pictures don't look appealing but because your character on this forum ehn....o Ku die Kia to. I no go talk pass that

Jewessgratitud3:
It was 4 I bought but I took half of it and kept the other half. Couldn't eat all at a go.

Oniro oshi

Jewessgratitud3:
I made this yam fried egg and sauce on a low budget prepared only half of the yam.

Yam 1700
Vegetable oil 300 ( my vegetable oil is finished and I'm on a budget)
Egg 500
Fresh tomatoes and peppers 400.

You too can try it. Very filling too.

😨😰🤢🤮😓

EreluRoz:
unquote me kos I've edited my post. Is that the only thing you saw

🥒 = 🌊🌊

Krismas:
From 1921 to 1947, Golda Meir the only female prime minister Israel ever had, carried a Palestinian Passport. If Palestinian was never a country, why would Golda Meir carry their passport?

Why you dey reply people who have no interest in learning anything?

Airlohim:
Who are you expecting to read all this load of crap?

How then would you learn?

Omoawoke:
Make I chop this Rihanna just once… chai!!!

Nothing dey there. Long dicks have had bountiful share

DonFreshmoney:
I dashed N65million each to 3 charities and orphanage homes in Lugbe, kubwa and karu last year and I didn't broadcast it.. I like Obi but this is now becoming for the cameras

Obviously

DMerciful:
Your argument is pedestrian! If the Netherlands of the size of Oyo can generate $20 billion annually from agriculture, Nigeria thats much bigger can generate 100 billion.

All other reasons you're alluding is inferiority complex on display

If I reply you again, make I bend