Drazenn's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Drazenn's Profile › Drazenn's Posts

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: CAF U17 Championship (0 - 1) On 25th Feb 2015 by drazenn(m): 5:44pm On Feb 25, 2015

benseal5:
him

whats the essence of this? i just cant get. anyway, no hating

Celebrities › Re: APC Takes Campaign To Another Level. CR7 Campaigning For APC (photo) by drazenn(op): 12:37pm On Feb 25, 2015

vjsmiles:
CHEAP PHOTOSHOP

Apc united club signing jor

Politics › Re: APC Takes Campaign To Another Level. CR7 Campaigning For APC (photo) by drazenn(op): 12:32pm On Feb 25, 2015

mrlaw93:
photo edit leleyi naw

CR7 has signed to APC club from Real madrid for 300Pounds pee week. lolz. Manager of the club Tinubu comfimed this Minutes ago.

Celebrities › APC Takes Campaign To Another Level. CR7 Campaigning For APC (photo) by drazenn(op): 12:28pm On Feb 25, 2015

This is getting serious, CR7 has signed to APC club from Real madrid for 300Pounds pee week. lolz. Manager of the club Tinubu comfimed this Minutes ago.

Politics › APC Takes Campaign To Another Level. CR7 Campaigning For APC (photo) by drazenn(op): 12:21pm On Feb 25, 2015

This photo is scattered all over pm's and Dp's Facebook and twitter handles of APC supporters. Bringing it to ApC Nairaland Chapter, LOLZZZ Wonder how much CR7 was paid to do this but cool if You ask me. This is no photoshop.

Jokes Etc › Re: A Funny Job Application Letter. Hilarious. by drazenn(m): 2:58pm On Feb 21, 2015

FTC
I smell front page.
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha@topic.This is indeed a real joke.
Nice 1 to d writer.
Meanwhile. Mod, come and laugh and do the needful. Make others laugh ease them sef too cos dis tin funny die. Say na death certificate attached. Lolz

Romance › Re: Why Pretty Girls Are Always Dumb by drazenn(m): 11:33pm On Feb 06, 2015

ur eyes re cure but mehn, avoid carrying infants till u remove that lens

AijaiI:
Hehehe @op dis is completely untrue o

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 10:14am On Feb 05, 2015

Chizzy20:
hmm wat makes u think so?

ur comment says it all. like u feel free around him, nothing de hapun attitude. but u look too innocent sha and shy.

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 6:45pm On Feb 04, 2015

KMTee:
yes now
the earlier he gets used to the aroma of my fart, the better
that's love and getting to know each other by the day...tihihihi

i like ur church mind, e mean say he beta cope with ur worse from the start. now i am blivin dat women fart no b here o

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 6:44pm On Feb 04, 2015

Chizzy20:
lolzz i knw it isnt ryt or lady like for a woman bt it can b funny nd dat shows hw close u nd ur partner re.

you will be fun to be with. heheheheh

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 6:25pm On Feb 04, 2015

firstEVA:
It's not ladylike to fart in presence of your boyfriend or anyone for that matter, but it also depends on how close your are to him, if you are so close to the extent that all the forming has been eliminated, you can fart and you both laugh over it. It also depends on the type of guy u dating, if you notice he is highly irritable, pls, dont fart in his presence no matter how pressed u are.

if mistake happens nko? and he gets irritated. and it stinks very well too? would u look him in d face and say sorry? grin

Romance › Re: Flirting And Cheating, The Bond, The Difference, The Reality. (must Read) by drazenn(m): 9:57am On Feb 04, 2015

zick19:
Bro, pls if you are through with the reading, can you pls summarize it for me

Omo d summary sef go form story book, read am sha, if u de relationship. Na correct word.

Romance › Re: Flirting And Cheating, The Bond, The Difference, The Reality. (must Read) by drazenn(m): 9:47am On Feb 04, 2015

The best article I have read this year.
Op, God bless you.
I have always had issues with my gf on this flirting thing, she is pretty,she flirts, harmless one, I flirt too but we fight when we both discover and almost break up but thank God we didn't. Its jealousy and its healthy sometimes in a relationship but with moderation.
Front page worthy.
Mod, over to you.

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 1:46pm On Jan 30, 2015

edozie04:
if I fart here eh, even the dead wilk rise and run, then u wnt me 2 fart wen my gf is around and call it openness I laugh

very funny

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 1:18pm On Jan 30, 2015

demelza:
Noooo!
I can never be too comfortable to fart in my boyfriend's presence.
I prefer to show my "openness" in another way.

if hedoes it before u freely nko?

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 1:17pm On Jan 30, 2015

Enegod:
It's really a turn off.. If I can take mine
outside, they should too.. Who want's to
go down there if they been farting on
you..
A woman fart smells a lot worse than a
cow fart..

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you harsh sha

Romance › Re: Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 1:00pm On Jan 30, 2015

iceberylin:
Depends how much e dh smell

meaning you have limit to what you can take.
greater is he that is in her. lolzzzzz

Romance › Do You Call Farting Without Excuse "OPENNESS" In Your Relationship? by drazenn(op): 12:53pm On Jan 30, 2015

Some ladies are fund of farting freely when they are together with their lovers and give the excuse of we are open to each other, does farting and killing the other with smell depict openness? Guys too.

I have a friend that farts with his lady and they laugh loud accusing each other, what do guys feel about this and ladies, can u be that open too? after all lovers dont hide anything. its good to know whether you can cope with his kind or her kind of smell at night in your matrimonial bed says my friend.

whats your take?

Jokes Etc › Re: My Girl Friend's Bad Habit Exposed (reality Joke) by drazenn(op): 12:37pm On Jan 30, 2015

delishpot:
funny.

Jokes Etc › My Girl Friend's Bad Habit Exposed (reality Joke) by drazenn(op): 12:24pm On Jan 30, 2015

Hello guys. I would like to use the pidgin english to narrate this short story.
My babe get this habit wey i teach am, she come bad pass me for the game, i no de shame to mess where she de, at 1st she de shame for me when i do am but with time she come de do am pass me, e de pain me cos her own de nearly make my memory loss.
on this fateful day, i go pick am for her house so we go go chill out, na siena bus i get, but b4 i reach her side i decide go carry 2 of my friends, dem sitdown for back seat. when i reach my babe side, one number call me and na important call, i no get credit for fon, d last credit na him i use call ma babe make she come meet me for car outside, as she just de komot from her house, i say baby pls wait for me in the car let me recharge. she use her angelic voice say ok. i waka. this babe no know say guys de d back of the car, as she just open door sitdown, mess escape from her bumbum, loud one, my friends wey wan greet her just keep quiet cos dem shock, dem tink say na mistake but she release anoda heavy one, she her sef talk say nawa o. the tin smell my friends but maturity full their head, dem endure am, afterall what are friends for? i mo tey for where i go, as i open driver door,i say baby, meet my friends Steve and Lesley, she turn slowly with shame for face, my friends de smile de give am handshake sef, she collect am, i notice say her face no look bright at all, as i de drive, all of dem quiet for car, i ask, guys whats wrong now? nobody reply me. na later she come gist me, my friends sef tell me. i no fit hold ma laugh. e been no funny to her,she avoid outing with me and them tilkl de go back abuja. na ma colleaques for work but na abj dem de, me de lag. Girls abeg make una no de follow us do bad habit. thank you.

3 Likes

Romance › Re: How To Get Your Boyfriend To Pay More Attention To You And Not His Friends by drazenn(m): 5:05pm On Jan 29, 2015

mytime24:
Ok, profssor in rOmAcE

You are beautiful.

Romance › Re: How To Get Your Boyfriend To Pay More Attention To You And Not His Friends by drazenn(m): 4:56pm On Jan 29, 2015

Justeenaleo:
Sharp guy

na true now, b4 she even ask me Victor address join

Romance › Re: If You Were In Ma Shoes, What Would Be Your Decision? by drazenn(m): 4:53pm On Jan 29, 2015

starlingslimnet:
Don't you have a God? I that i speak to you was asthmatic before but now healed by my God. Use your Faith if you have one. For the fun of it if i'm in your shoe i will just walk out of your shoe and find my own shoe

asthma get level o.u don jam d 1 wey pass be careful b4?

Romance › Re: How To Get Your Boyfriend To Pay More Attention To You And Not His Friends by drazenn(m): 4:24pm On Jan 29, 2015

rubey:
He spends time with me, and he also hang out with his friends. Infact its always extra fun whenever I visit him and his friends are at his place

great feeling especially when they treat u like a newly born. when am with her amidst my frnds, my guys do all d caring for me that leaves her smiling. i was comfortable with it until she unconciously said one day "baby am coming over, is Victor with you?'' that passed a message, i started being more caring when she was with me and my frnds cos she often said i just like dis Victor. hahahaha.

Romance › Re: How To Get Your Boyfriend To Pay More Attention To You And Not His Friends by drazenn(m): 4:18pm On Jan 29, 2015

heheheheheheheeheheheh so true, women oya, fight for our attention.
ok let me get serious.i agree with the nagging part and she making compromise, i luv football, d day my gf decided to luv soccer, i fell in love with her over again, she was my rival, i am chelsea and she was creative by choosing to fan Man u hence the argument and bets, its fun. nice one op

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by drazenn(m): 6:35pm On Jan 22, 2015

There is 1 wt samuel okwaraji lik dat.

1 Like

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by drazenn(m): 3:39pm On Jan 22, 2015

I digged dis out too. Una remember this one?
Mod common now, make person enter front page for once na abeg

6 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by drazenn(m): 3:24pm On Jan 22, 2015

Creamish:
Dunno but i credit my luvly handwriting to this book...to all the times i wrote OBI IS A BOY...

And simbi is now a runs gal. Computer age tins

3 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by drazenn(m): 2:21pm On Jan 22, 2015

Creamish:
Dint use dat book sha... this is wat i used.

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss4geUaig1qhmi8d.jpg

Pls where do u guys get all this old stuffs? This was very popular too. Used it. Nice one

6 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by drazenn(m): 2:08pm On Jan 22, 2015

Oga pring abi na prik. #wears ma glasses# shey space don finish for politics section? Abi dem de pay una?
Meanwhile Mod. Where u de now?

1 Like

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by drazenn(m): 1:53pm On Jan 22, 2015

Op where you go dig out this picture. Chaiiiiii. I used it. Number papalolo,number 2 tumbuleke, number 3 gashi goma, number 4 super dee etc. Nice one. I did all of that.

Mod abeg do the needful.

48 Likes 3 Shares

Car Talk › Re: I Was Involved In An Accident Along Suleja-minna road. Viewer discretion advised by drazenn(m): 4:58pm On Jan 10, 2014

padeolu: so, you be murderer? I bow for you o

how is he a muderer. He was not d driver oga. Did u read d post at all huh

17 Likes

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)