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EducationRe: What Is The Difference Between A Civil Servant And A Public Servant? by drealbobo(m): 10:28am On Jan 18, 2020
Not all public servants are civil servants, but all civil servants are public servants. Simply means dat public servants executes d policy made by d civil servants. E.g of civil servants are those who work in the ministries, e.g of public servants are police, teachers, lasma etc
Christianity EtcRe: Bet9ja Odd Is Available Now by drealbobo(m): 1:47pm On Jan 11, 2020
Give us the bet code, after winning we shal reward you.
PhonesRe: Hot!! This Banking App Gives You Free #1000 For Opening An Account. by drealbobo(m): 5:21pm On Jan 02, 2020
Why cant u jst post it here since this is where u came to advertise the app, there are many scammers here who use ppls number for scam. Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Congrats! Rihanna Finally Pregnant For Billionaire Hassan by drealbobo(m): 9:09am On Sep 15, 2019
How
RomanceRe: What Are You Bringing To The Table? by drealbobo(m): 9:44pm On Sep 11, 2019
True talk. But they can neva hear word.
SportsRe: Sure Winning Odds This Weekend by drealbobo(m): 7:08am On Nov 01, 2018
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PhonesMy Infinix Hot 2 Does Not Have A Block Option by drealbobo(op): 6:48am On May 05, 2018
Pls can anyone help, my infinix hot 2 does not av a block option, there is this annoying person i wanna block with immediate effect, av gone tru d call settings i cant find it. Does it applies to all infinix hot 2 users?
CelebritiesRe: Meet Joan Omionawele, To Act As BBNaija Fake Housemate For Hours - Metronaija.ng by drealbobo(m): 9:16pm On Jan 27, 2018
2017 or 2018, i guess op made a typo error.
HealthRe: Please Help Staphylococcus Aureous Wants To Ruin My Life by drealbobo(m): 7:31pm On Nov 25, 2017
Yu need to see a specialist doctor that treats staphylococcus
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Marine/lasmarines by drealbobo(m): 7:52pm On Sep 06, 2017
Have the lasmarine training started?
Jokes EtcIt's Not What You Think by drealbobo(op): 12:18pm On Aug 11, 2017
June 2005; we were done with our final exams and preparing to wrap up project. There was so much ‘owu’ in the air. No money anywhere. Boys eyes been dey chuk seriously. Only one of my friends and room mate had money Julian Mmeka (Rhino).
He was making soup, so I laid in bed waiting to chow, I was not just broke but very hungry. In my deep thought of what to do to get money …….
……….everything changed.

One strange guy walked up to me like he knew me. He started talking almost immediately. He said ‘scoro' job dey o. final year exams for Abia State University, 7 papers, 10k for each paper and you go stay for hotel fully paid for the two weeks the exam will last’. Yipeeee. It sounded too good to be true. At a time I was looking for 5k, somebody was offering me 70k for two weeks. Free money I called it.

Two days later, I was on my way to ABSU Uturu Campus. I got to uturu; a white Mercedes Benz with 3 occupants came to pick me…in my mind I said ‘see levels’. I was taken straight to one very beautiful hotel ( cant remember the name). Those guys checked me in and said ‘holland will come and see you later, eat whatever you feel like’. They left. I ordered everything. We chop and die here.

By 7pm, ‘Holland’ came to my room. He was close to 7ft tall, very lanky and soft spoken. He told me to enjoy myself( you know say money no be problem�). He said my mercenary exploits is legendary and thus he believes his intel. So we agreed on everything, venue of exam, reg no, course time table etc. Before he left he said, ‘no need to score 80-90, if you can give me between 55-65 for each paper I am ok, so it doesn’t look suspicious’. I told him ok.

I wrote 6 papers without any hassles. While preparing to go for the last paper, he called me and told me to keep my phone on but on silent. I said ‘no shit’. I was very excited. After all the enjoyment for 2weeks I was going to get 70k cash just like that. The final paper was financial Accounting which happened to be my best course, so I wrote very fast. In 1 hr I had written two questions for a 3 hr 4 questions exam. 15 minutes into the third question, I got a text message from an unknown number...’ SUBMIT AND LEAVE THE HALL NOW’.
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I did not understand. Somehow I just stood up and went to submit. The invigilator was shocked, I told him I was not feeling too well and had to leave. On my way down the staircase, I saw two guys racing up, one hit my shoulder on his way, stopped and gave me one wicked look that said ‘ u won die ?’. I did not say anything, I just headed towards the gate and then I heard gun shots in the classroom I was just coming out from kpo kpo kpa kpa. ����Eh eh eh, na me dem be dey find? I began to run���. On getting to the gate, I got another text, ‘ GO STRAIGHT TO ENUGU, I WILL SEND YOUR BAG & MONEY’. Jisozzzz.....O boy see problem ooo, what is happening here. I called the number, it was switched off, I called ‘holland’, same thing. I began to run on the express like I intend running from Abia to Enugu. I was confused.

From nowhere I saw my neighbour’s son in Lagos. He asked me what I was doing in his school. I explained everything to him. In shock he said ‘scoro na only you no know Holland? He is a dreaded cultist in the entire Eastern Nigeria, he could not have written any of the exams, cos different frats were looking for him’.

I began to cry.

‘Ok guy e don be already, wetin I go do now…my money...70k’ I told him. He said ‘ok you go sleep for my room today, by tomorrow morning everywhere go don calm down, we go find Holland go to collect your money.
We were in his room sleeping when I heard gun shots in his compound, some angry voices shouting outside, ‘whey the guy wey write exams for Holland, we hear say him dey here’. Seconds later, they broke the door to my friend’s house and came inside. It was those two guys I saw by the staircase. I stayed still in bed and closed my eyes as if they won’t see me. One walked up to the bed and said ‘scoro wake up’...that word kept re-echoing until I opened my eyes……and saw my room mate Julian standing over me. He said ‘ guy why you dey sweat like this when fan dey on, get up , food don ready’.

It was all a dream..... God!


I told you in the beginning…’its not what you think'.

Ciao!�
HealthRe: After About 5 Unsuccessful Head Surgeries, Nigerian Lady Cries For Help (photos) by drealbobo(m): 4:03pm On Jul 22, 2017
Wish her speedy recovery IJN this are issues d fed or state govt ar to luk into instead dey spend huge amount of money on so called election
SportsRe: Fixed Match by drealbobo(m): 3:45pm On Jul 22, 2017
The code yu sent is saying event not available
SportsRe: Fixed Match by drealbobo(m): 8:44am On Jul 22, 2017
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InvestmentRe: Have Just $10 To Start Up? Then Come In. by drealbobo(m): 2:12am On Jul 22, 2017
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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Tecno W4 For Sale by drealbobo(m): 7:52am On May 05, 2017
Even the new one is 25k and yu want to sell the used for 25k.
BusinessRe: Closed Thread by drealbobo(m): 11:13pm On Apr 02, 2017
What kind of buiness is this.....08063257718
BusinessRe: I Need The Latest Scheme To Hide My Money For A Month Pls by drealbobo(m): 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2017
Try GTGG. Or call me for more information
FashionRe: Original T.M Lewin Shirts by drealbobo(m): 11:55pm On Mar 27, 2017
How much is it
InvestmentRe: How To Know A Fake Ponzi Scheme If You Must Invest by drealbobo(m): 7:44am On Mar 11, 2017
Thats is all. So which are the real ones?

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