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Jethrolite:
Go and sleep

I hav been eating in restaurants/mama poot since 1998 yet am still healthier even for ebola I chop mama poot even for bird flu I chop for restaurant even Fo lassa fever I chop Fo maama poot as I dey type now I dey chop Fo restaurant

come chope abeg

Jethrolite:
Go and sleep

I hav been eating in restaurants/mama poot since 1998 yet am still healthier even for ebola I chop mama poot even for bird flu I chop for restaurant even Fo lassa fever I chop Fo maama poot as I dey type now I dey chop Fo restaurant

come chope abeg

Jethrolite:
Go and sleep

I hav been eating in restaurants/mama poot since 1998 yet am still healthier even for ebola I chop mama poot even for bird flu I chop for restaurant even Fo lassa fever I chop Fo maama poot as I dey type now I dey chop Fo restaurant

come chope abeg

una dey talkabout girls only boys Nko the thing wee those aunties dey do small boys una no go talk

auntie Rakia highlevel markurdi I see u oooooo

tygar:
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiance's place for dinner, he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for you tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiance was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The preasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my fiance returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses..... If you were in her shoes, what would you do? Laugh wan kill me ? ? Don't laugh alone

if I arrest u now they will say am wicked
I just,return from surgery after dangote trailet crush my four ribs
now the ribs are back to square one after provocative lafter she ur mind sweet u now

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