live reporting from kogi camp....
I'm enjoying d camp to d fullest cos I've been avoiding drills since yesterday under d pretence of "registration not yet completed".... imagine as I'm writing right now, my fellow corp members are busy on d parade ground Buh I'm flexing @ d mammy. wat made my day today is my hostel... d hostel make sense die compare to d ones dat was given to d pple dat registered early.... imagine d hostel is a new building wit PVC ceilings, New fans, aluminium wind wit clean bathroom and toilets... all-in-all I dey catch my fun

who's going to kogi camp from Lagos?

#teamkogi . anybody here going to kogi wit Me?

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I have
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
you that I will pay you a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a
great pleasure to have you. I will
be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty
girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo
mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house?I dey come charge
phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money
come make we drink
beer..
Francis: like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable
friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to
each other but they never like
themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

Sowl:
Bro u gat d real nigga in da hood spirit man,y liv ur lyf 2 impress mostly strangers and @ d end of d day u are worse of 4it.

I tire o... I'm a street boy so I won't change my lifestyle cos of a stranger.

top of d morning to y'all

Samguine: I have bookmarked this page. To those that want the second ebook, I would send it tomorrow

darejeje2014@gmail.com

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Hello everyone how was ur day.

my day was great.

Meeky: bro saloon full dia

thank God

yokiti:
Though your clipper will be collected from you at the gate for security reasons (it is contraband); you will not be denied access to it when you need to use it just that you will fill form for it.
@ Samguine, Skateboard, Chykmoni and other owners of hilarious response to my post; I just dey observe.
To answer chykmoni on camp registration deadline, it will be on thursday 7th of August. Some camps may not register you after the swearing on that very Thursday. You should also consider the stress of not having a good accomodation/ kits etc.
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@ all, if you are given original Khaki, make sure is not too tight when you are ammending it to your size. The Knaki has the ability to shrink. You might also become a Teblik becausethe trousers will jump (I dont know the simplest form to explain this). If you are ammending it on the first day of camping, you will part will not less than #1000 if you are lucky but if you delay, there will be a reduction in the price for ammendment. Dont blame the tailors or whatsoever modern name you choose to use; they paid handsomely for the space they are using. Its same for all other traders.
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2. Delay the collection of your photograph from Cameramen(man) till the last day of orientation or the Monday preceeding your orientation closing Tuesday 26th, by this you will safe much. If you want to collect the pics when the camp is still bubbling, you might pay as high as #150 per copy but if you delay, you might get a copy for as low as #70 or thereabout.
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Stapler will definitely be collected from you for security reason but officers dont have anythinga against gum, tipex (dont leave home without it, it will safe you stress as well as help your pocket).
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You can get extension multiple socket but keep where it will be safe from the eagle eye of officers. This will safe you from #50 charging of battery.
I am pleading with all lovers of gadgets to take only what they are sure they can keep very well at all times and if peradventure you loose it; it wont pain you more than when a faithful husband catches his wife in the act of adultery.
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Waist pouch may be prohibited in some camps northern Nigeria so device a mean to keep your mobile valuables like phone and money very well (I was a victim of this, I lost all the money left on me in camp which resulted in me missing only the camp food for only 5 times). Your shoes and socks can serve as temporary abode for your ego/ kudi/ owó/ money.
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Continue to enjoy the rest of your day. Shalom!

thanks for d info buh my question is: is dia any saloon in d camp?

Meeky: yes oh but some camps fit.depending on ur camp..but to be on a safe side no carry am oh

dia shud be salon then cos my hair is in d reverse gear and I always skin it every 3 days

nobletay:
I think I'm gonna go with ma clipper, can't do without shaving every 2-2days as well

I learnt they don't allow clippers into d camp... some shud help us clarify whether clipper is allowed or not. I'm thinking of taking my own along too

@yokiti, is dia any barbing salon(s) in d camp? cos I cant do without barbing my hair every 3-4days

sokarsenal: . Thanks bro......I swear that white icing na die.......see concept.....the kpekus cute sha....but I doubt I'd have the appetite to eat that

u av to eat out of it o

traecey: kip singn o*dancn*...Hbd@sokarsenal...May God b wit u

*singing in sunny nneji voice* oruka ti d'owo na, di ololufe re mu... Oya say byebye to daddy, byebye to mummy....

sokarsenal: Well how is everyone in the house...I missed you all...I finally bought my things today.......buying in bulk is stressful sha.........anyways I'd like to inform Oga yokiti, samguine and every great member of the thread that I'd be plus 1 in the next one hour or there about, JULY 15th

happy birthday bro... wa dagba, o ni dagba'ya...enjoy ur day

Meeky: abeg come make i examine ur for bedroom abi consulting room

dokita, jeje o

lorddaywalker: no pain,no gain. As e dey pain naso e dey sweet na. U feel me? **dirty minded pipu** abeg no b wetin u dey tink I mean o.#winks#

wetin we dey think? Badt guy

highmey:

Nah! I don't think so brother, but you can lemme try it...

Oya come now... I dey for shoka in ibadan

I hope they will accept dis one in camp

Meeky: bro i appreciate.which state u dey

lasgidi

Meeky: no be olosho things abeg oh

ok, jst trying to help a broda

Meeky: bros d weather cold die.person fit freeze sef with ac

which side ur hospital dey, mayb I can arrange one olosho for u

Meeky: quite cold.i feel like penetrating something.

doki!

damola311:

Somebody asked this same question some days ago, but they are just making jest of the guy and there is sense in the question... Just buy this smallest echolacc bag or success, that should do.

thanks for d advice

rationalmind:

Poly Bag

pls guys, wat type of bag is advisable to carry to camp... normal travelling bag or box or hard case box?
I think u understand y... cos of theft

rationalmind:

Ehya. But then, you could had tried other schools. No?

Or you just didn't want to leave egba.

I hope you won't finish your service only to start looking for schools that accept MAPOLY students for D.E.

LOL... I wid rather go 4 pgd

adedeji65: abeg na gari dey important pass ooo.. I will get mine when letter dome arrive

Very very

rationalmind:

Mehn, I dread that school. Dem dey spoil people career no be small.

Gained admission to the school in 2007 but I ran for my dear life.

Chose Electrical Engineering, I was admitted to study Animal Nutrition

same thing happened to me too, chose elect/elect, I was I admitted to environmental mgmt. wen I wanted to apply for DE sef, pple advice me dat they don't admit students from MAPOLY (ojere), So I jst decided to do my HND.

adedeji65: go an die!!

I knw ur type. Buh on a more serious note, my advice for u is dat learn to control ur utterances wen u r angry. I dnt av anything against u o. ONE LOVE

zerray: you shld knw he was angry nah.just ignore so dt the quarel can die down.

dat wa y I said u shud stop behaving lik a sissy. cos a real guy shud knw hw to control his utterances when angry. #eyin l'ohun

adedeji65: remove bra from or eyes braaah

this guy is a goat. instead of u to apologize to Nigerian graduates for using wrong word to qualify dem, u r blabbing SMH.