traecey: Oga I dint o

gudmrng...hw's ur nite.

Good morning house. How una dey?
Where's God's favourite? Ah de miss ya swag.

ALAYORMII: A very touching Chinese story:朣楢琴执㝧执瑩 浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执 㝧执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰絸朣杢 㑳执獧扻捡杫潲 湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯 摮椭慭敧敷止瑩 札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬晥⁴潴 敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯 㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥眭扥楫楬 敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣 散散戻捡杫潲湵 浩条㩥洭穯氭湩慥牧摡敩 瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥 捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭 氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮 琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧 畯摮椭慭敧楬敮 牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散 散戻捡杫潲湵浩 u条㩥楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣 昸昸攣散散汩整 㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡晳牯 楍牣獯景牧摡敩 瑮猨慴瑲潃潬卲牴昣昸昸 䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣 散散㬩潢摲牥硰猠汯摩⌠㙣 㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺 潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸 漭戭牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺ 硰戻牯敤慲楤獵 ㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正 瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬 楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩 楬敮戭潬正漻敶 晲潬jI'm really touched. Especially that part when she said: 汦睯攺

chai... So touching

A lovely morning to everyone.....is it really true that public holidays slated for Monday and Tuesday z gonna hampered on the scheduled collection of our call up letters?......Itz doesn't really matter sha as long as camp still gonna open by 5th of next month....

Darkchocolate:

Hey Sammy...How are you doing? Not heard from Smeeky for a while. Is he ok? How come I dont have you two on my BBM...That's sacrilege!!!

Good morning Bae,how was ur night?
Lol...Smeeky is fine Bae ...

Good morning to u.

Smeeky:
Good morning Bae,how was ur night?
Lol...Smeeky is fine Bae ...
I'm sorry for almost committing a sacrilege!!

Lemme drop my "needle" here;
27880638

Awaits ur request impatiently

Lol...Thank you...*sends the request patientlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*

Samguine:
Just go with red.

Thanks

11 days to goooo!!. #Corpers_guide #Corpers_story_book

Prospective corpers, NYSC has 2 free ebooks to give u all round info on the NYSC scheme & what 2 expect. Content- requirments & stages for getting registered on camp, cardinal programmes of NYSC & what they entail, focus on community development service, how to improve your CV while serving & secure employment, things you need for camp, addresses of all 37 orientation camps + more. Get Corpers guide click www.facebook.com/download/1456126361301677/Prospective%20corpers%20NYSC%20guide%20book.%20PDF...pdf


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Both books are pdf materials, & they readily open in pdf

NYSC members
Ahead of the August 5
commencement of orientation
programme/camping for
prospective corps members,
the NYSC has reiterated its position
that corps
members will still be posted to four
key areas of
agriculture, education, health and
rural infrastructure
development until the scheme states
otherwise.
Speaking at the pre-mobilisation
briefing for Batch ‘B’
corps members of the Lagos State
University (LASU),
Ojo, last Thursday, the Head, Skills
Acquisition and
Entrepreneurial Development (SAED)
NYSC, Lagos State,
Mrs. Rachael Idaewor advised corps
members to be
wary of dubious individuals with
sugar-coated tongues
who usually swindle unsuspecting
corps members into
paying huge sums of money,
promising to get them
deployed to multinational
companies.
Get ready to teach:
Idaewor and her team who took
pains to enlighten
prospective corps members on the
dos and dont’s
expected of them during their
service year, however,
stated that most of them will be
deployed to schools
across the country to teach.
She said: “The NYSC is taking pains
to talk to you
before you proceed to your various
orientation camps
and places of primary assignments,
because there is no
room for ignorance or mistakes in
the scheme. More
recently, we have decided to come
to you before you
depart so that we can acquaint you
with the nitty-gritty
required of you and you will also
give us feedback of
what you expect of us.
“This pre-mobilisation briefing is an
integral part of the
scheme. Have you ever pondered on
the essence of the
scheme? The scheme came about in
1973, to put things
right, because there was widespread
apathy and
distrust among the ethnic
nationalities, emanating from
the civil war that ended in 1970. The
scheme was
established and poised to bring
youths of various
ethnic nationalities together in order
to bridge the
distrust obviously seen among
them.
“Thus, among other things, the
scheme is poised to
inculcate discipline, promote
national unity, encourage
self reliance, remove prejudices,
apathy among ethnic
nationalities and encourage mobility
of labour. The
NYSC has achieved these to a large
extent, even as it
has encouraged cross-marriages
and inter-tribal bonds
in the country.”
The SAED boss added: “I am saying
it authoritatively
that most of you in this batch will
end up in the
classroom. Most of you will teach, so
don’t be
deceived by dubious elements who
ask you to pay
money to get deployed to
multinational companies
such as Chevron Nigeria Limited,
Shell Nigeria, Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation
(NNPC), Zenith Bank
Plc among others.”
NYSC materials not for sale:
Speaking further, she warned that
corps members must
desist from buying NYSC apparels.
“Anything that deals
with NYSC badge and logo, such as
the khaki suit,
crested vest, belt, waist pouch
among others, are not
for sale. The scheme has provided
enough stock for
you, so don’t allow anybody deceive
you. Don’t buy
any of these from anybody because
we will seize them
when we get them on you in
camps.”
No room for mistakes:
Noting that the essence of the NYSC
orientation
camping was to acquaint corps
members on the
cultural and socio-political way of
life of the people
within their place of primary
assignment, Idaewor,
however, warned corps members to
meticulously read
through their call-up letters for the
rules and
regulations governing their various
camps, adding that
there is no room for mistakes in the
camps.
“In the camp, no room for mistakes,
so ensure you
meticulously go through the NYSC
call-up letters that
will be given to you by your school
authorities. When
you come into camp, you will be
given a unique code
number, which you are going to use
throughout your
service year. This number is even
more important to
you than your name. It is what we
will use in
identifying you throughout your one-
year compulsory
service to your fatherland.
“Also, you must be told that life in
the camp is
regimented. In the camps, you don’t
do what you like
at any point in time. NYSC decides
when you wake up
and we decide when you sleep,” she
said to loud
protests from prospective corps
members numbering
over 4, 000.
Adding: “To be allowed at various
camps, corps
members must present original
copies of their call-up
letters; statement of results issued
them by their
institutions, eight recent passport
photographs and a
valid means of identification issued
by their schools.
Missing call-up letter:
“Should a corps member misplace
his or her call-up
letter, such person must go to a
nearby police station
to obtain a police report; go to court
to get a sworn
affidavit informing the general public
that your call-up
letter is missing; then go back to
your school and write
the appropriate quarters, informing
them that your call-
up letter is missing and that you
have attached a police
report and a sworn affidavit,then
will your school
initiate a re-validation to the NYSC
for you to be re-
mobilised for the next batch in
November 2014.”
70-yr-old must serve:
On those qualified for the one-year
service to their
fatherland, Idaewor said: “To be
qualified to serve, one
must be a Nigerian; must not have
clocked 30 years
upon the year of graduation and
must have bagged a
B.A, Bsc or HND from tertiary
institutions in Nigeria or
abroad. Although, before 1977 and
1985, these barriers
were not there.”
Pointing out that anybody who
meets these
requirements must serve no matter
the age, she said:
“You must serve your fatherland
even at 70. We had a
situation in Lagos where a son and
father served
together because the father went
abroad for his
master’s without serving. After he
had settled abroad
and established a family, he came
back home to
venture into politics. But knowing
full well that the
NYSC Certificate of Service is one of
the pre-requisites
needed to contest elections, the
man, who had clocked
70 was compelled by the scheme to
serve alongside
the son.
“Also, any break in service is
regarded as an
abscondment by the NYSC and such
an individual will
be made to repeat the service year.
However, only
graduates of Medicine can defer
their service to enable
them go for housemanship.”
Exemptions:
However, the SAED head said those
exempted from
serving are “graduates who are
recipients of national
honours; those who have served in
the police, Navy,
Army, Airforce for over nine months
and those who
have crossed 30 years,” adding that
“you are not
qualified for exemption having
served in para-military
agencies like the Federal Road Safety
Corps (FRSC),
Nigerian Customs Service (NCS),
Nigerian Immigration
Service (NIS) among others.”
She stated that graduates of part-
time, sandwich,
distant learning programmes and
professional courses
run by professional bodies like
Institute of Chartered
Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN),
Nigerian Institute of
Information Technology (NIIT) are
excluded from
serving according to the NYSC
Decree 51 of 1993, now
an Act of the National Assembly.
She, however, said
pregnant and nursing mothers
deployed out of the state
where their husbands are domiciled
can go back home
after due registration at their place
of posting.

inansslik: bros u dserve a medal 4 dis

thanks Man...just the simple truth,I don't act what I'm not.

Sowl:
Bro u gat d real nigga in da hood spirit man,y liv ur lyf 2 impress mostly strangers and @ d end of d day u are worse of 4it.

Exactly bro

Sowl:
Bro u gat d real nigga in da hood spirit man,y liv ur lyf 2 impress mostly strangers and @ d end of d day u are worse of 4it.

I tire o... I'm a street boy so I won't change my lifestyle cos of a stranger.

top of d morning to y'all

Ojestas: see you there

see us there!!!

Smeeky:
Lol,if I hear..boss like you

Buh on a serious note,I'm just gonna live my 3weeks as simple as I have lived many years now.

I go chop camp food wella(na my right)...the only day I go chop for mammy na August 5th(that's before them give us meal ticket) and the day wey I no like the kitchen food.

There is life after camp,so I don't have to live my life extravagantly just to impress some series of strangers who will later be my friends and get to know the real me.

#MyOpinionThough

Serious !!! #word#

hiteelong:
Tanx 4 welcomin me

u never greet me ooo, howuday

Darkchocolate:

Lol...Thank you...*sends the request patientlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*

TiffanyJ:
not at all. The bomb was planted in kaduna north, i'm a resident of kaduna south.
An approximate of an hour journey

baby be safe

zerray: NYSC members
Ahead of the August 5
commencement of orientation
programme/camping for
prospective corps members,
the NYSC has reiterated its position
that corps
members will still be posted to four
key areas of
agriculture, education, health and
rural infrastructure
development until the scheme states
otherwise.
Speaking at the pre-mobilisation
briefing for Batch ‘B’
corps members of the Lagos State
University (LASU),
Ojo, last Thursday, the Head, Skills
Acquisition and
Entrepreneurial Development (SAED)
NYSC, Lagos State,
Mrs. Rachael Idaewor advised corps
members to be
wary of dubious individuals with
sugar-coated tongues
who usually swindle unsuspecting
corps members into
paying huge sums of money,
promising to get them
deployed to multinational
companies.
Get ready to teach:
Idaewor and her team who took
pains to enlighten
prospective corps members on the
dos and dont’s
expected of them during their
service year, however,
stated that most of them will be
deployed to schools
across the country to teach.
She said: “The NYSC is taking pains
to talk to you
before you proceed to your various
orientation camps
and places of primary assignments,
because there is no
room for ignorance or mistakes in
the scheme. More
recently, we have decided to come
to you before you
depart so that we can acquaint you
with the nitty-gritty
required of you and you will also
give us feedback of
what you expect of us.
“This pre-mobilisation briefing is an
integral part of the
scheme. Have you ever pondered on
the essence of the
scheme? The scheme came about in
1973, to put things
right, because there was widespread
apathy and
distrust among the ethnic
nationalities, emanating from
the civil war that ended in 1970. The
scheme was
established and poised to bring
youths of various
ethnic nationalities together in order
to bridge the
distrust obviously seen among
them.
“Thus, among other things, the
scheme is poised to
inculcate discipline, promote
national unity, encourage
self reliance, remove prejudices,
apathy among ethnic
nationalities and encourage mobility
of labour. The
NYSC has achieved these to a large
extent, even as it
has encouraged cross-marriages
and inter-tribal bonds
in the country.”
The SAED boss added: “I am saying
it authoritatively
that most of you in this batch will
end up in the
classroom. Most of you will teach, so
don’t be
deceived by dubious elements who
ask you to pay
money to get deployed to
multinational companies
such as Chevron Nigeria Limited,
Shell Nigeria, Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation
(NNPC), Zenith Bank
Plc among others.”
NYSC materials not for sale:
Speaking further, she warned that
corps members must
desist from buying NYSC apparels.
“Anything that deals
with NYSC badge and logo, such as
the khaki suit,
crested vest, belt, waist pouch
among others, are not
for sale. The scheme has provided
enough stock for
you, so don’t allow anybody deceive
you. Don’t buy
any of these from anybody because
we will seize them
when we get them on you in
camps.”
No room for mistakes:
Noting that the essence of the NYSC
orientation
camping was to acquaint corps
members on the
cultural and socio-political way of
life of the people
within their place of primary
assignment, Idaewor,
however, warned corps members to
meticulously read
through their call-up letters for the
rules and
regulations governing their various
camps, adding that
there is no room for mistakes in the
camps.
“In the camp, no room for mistakes,
so ensure you
meticulously go through the NYSC
call-up letters that
will be given to you by your school
authorities. When
you come into camp, you will be
given a unique code
number, which you are going to use
throughout your
service year. This number is even
more important to
you than your name. It is what we
will use in
identifying you throughout your one-
year compulsory
service to your fatherland.
“Also, you must be told that life in
the camp is
regimented. In the camps, you don’t
do what you like
at any point in time. NYSC decides
when you wake up
and we decide when you sleep,” she
said to loud
protests from prospective corps
members numbering
over 4, 000.
Adding: “To be allowed at various
camps, corps
members must present original
copies of their call-up
letters; statement of results issued
them by their
institutions, eight recent passport
photographs and a
valid means of identification issued
by their schools.
Missing call-up letter:
“Should a corps member misplace
his or her call-up
letter, such person must go to a
nearby police station
to obtain a police report; go to court
to get a sworn
affidavit informing the general public
that your call-up
letter is missing; then go back to
your school and write
the appropriate quarters, informing
them that your call-
up letter is missing and that you
have attached a police
report and a sworn affidavit,then
will your school
initiate a re-validation to the NYSC
for you to be re-
mobilised for the next batch in
November 2014.”
70-yr-old must serve:
On those qualified for the one-year
service to their
fatherland, Idaewor said: “To be
qualified to serve, one
must be a Nigerian; must not have
clocked 30 years
upon the year of graduation and
must have bagged a
B.A, Bsc or HND from tertiary
institutions in Nigeria or
abroad. Although, before 1977 and
1985, these barriers
were not there.”
Pointing out that anybody who
meets these
requirements must serve no matter
the age, she said:
“You must serve your fatherland
even at 70. We had a
situation in Lagos where a son and
father served
together because the father went
abroad for his
master’s without serving. After he
had settled abroad
and established a family, he came
back home to
venture into politics. But knowing
full well that the
NYSC Certificate of Service is one of
the pre-requisites
needed to contest elections, the
man, who had clocked
70 was compelled by the scheme to
serve alongside
the son.
“Also, any break in service is
regarded as an
abscondment by the NYSC and such
an individual will
be made to repeat the service year.
However, only
graduates of Medicine can defer
their service to enable
them go for housemanship.”
Exemptions:
However, the SAED head said those
exempted from
serving are “graduates who are
recipients of national
honours; those who have served in
the police, Navy,
Army, Airforce for over nine months
and those who
have crossed 30 years,” adding that
“you are not
qualified for exemption having
served in para-military
agencies like the Federal Road Safety
Corps (FRSC),
Nigerian Customs Service (NCS),
Nigerian Immigration
Service (NIS) among others.”
She stated that graduates of part-
time, sandwich,
distant learning programmes and
professional courses
run by professional bodies like
Institute of Chartered
Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN),
Nigerian Institute of
Information Technology (NIIT) are
excluded from
serving according to the NYSC
Decree 51 of 1993, now
an Act of the National Assembly.
She, however, said
pregnant and nursing mothers
deployed out of the state
where their husbands are domiciled
can go back home
after due registration at their place
of posting.

A very 9ce and informative piece of info by u dear,more power 2ur elbows,but mind u ,u ve infringed copyright laws bcoz this info was passed in my alma mater and u didnt take due permission 4rm aluta conscious lasuites lyk me and sum in da thread!!!

mikedimeji:
That IT allowance matter ehnn I just decided to leave matter for Mathias. U won't believe that around March this year some of my course mates called that them they've receive their money oo, most of us didn't get the money. Only for SIWES office to now paste plenty names in front of their office saying those people whose name appear on this list are not eligible reasons
1. Probably they didn't do the IT
2. Probably their siwes coordinator didn't submit their log book
3. Probably they didn't complete the IT
As I hear say my name dey list the thing pain me and as at then I don pack my things come my house. I sent plenty mails to report the matter to ITF some other quarters, may be na tomorrow them go reply me, every body Bohne. Na so them chop my IT money ooo. I hope u guys own won't be like that.

I was paid 14,950 siwes allowance around May dis year,not everyone was paid in my school,I guess it was randomly selected,we were asked to submit our account numbers to the ITF department in my school,even those u didn't do I T got paid,corruption is responsible for the process,good am boss

Miner13: Adedeji wan make me laf ma teeth comot
infact you no check b4 you pack am


osemua come add baba and son with gf

bro we check am well ooh, buh na serious legover , I wish d pisshure upload ... Chai,.. Seee rope for back nd side of short

traecey: Sokarsenal, Ojestas nd odas...y una allow dis hus dry?

goodmorning sunshine

adedeji65:
Serious !!! #word#

Thanks my brother.

adedeji65: bro we check am well ooh, buh na serious legover , I wish d pisshure upload ... Chai,.. Seee rope for back nd side of short

buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

jelili the 2nd

REDBUNNY: Goodmorning housemates

moaning to u bunny

and no one was even selected in my department


abi dem want bomb consume dia ass
awon ole

*stretches* peeed on tL!!!!! *yawning*

Miner13:


buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

jelili the 2nd

abiioooooo, me come be skinny ass again,.... Theriisss God !! Hope d igbo man go collect am bak we no buy againn

Smeeky: Thanks my brother.

">wwwooooooo:: waaaaagbayi !! U make brain!

Darkchocolate:
Thanks

You are welcome. And good morning btw. How was your night? Still expecting your mail.

Pls house gudmorning, I want to know if d passports shuld all be d same or if different passport ȋ̝̊̅§ allowed.

REDBUNNY: What a sad story.

hnmmmmmmm

i know you for that, you can read anything writable