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ggrin:
when I dy tell u say u n dreyl worwor die,u think say I dy lie abi? Nobody gree woo una
Naijaboiy wey no fine sef babes one die ontop am

Smh

ivyT:
But y?

missclasssy:
Good morning guys, I present the news at 9am
Your top stories

Its less than 10 hours to the big event, which promises to be one of the best wooing competitions ever held on nairaland. There has been a lot of buzz and drama leading up to the show and hopefully the contest would present even more excitement that the build up to it
Remember ladies, there is still enough time for you to participate in this grand event.
Its simple, just woo someone and tag the host. You can make it more fun by picking someone in one of the incomplete slots


D1ck engages in a fight with luxanne and dimples192
............... The controversial dude with an awkward moniker yesterday seemed to express his frustration of not having a wooer by engaging in exchange of words with luxanne and Uk based dimple192. This didn't go well for D1ck as the two ladies gave him a huge piece of their minds
The dude had no choice but to apologize and the matter died down

Truckpusher is in the news........ It seems this guy was born to make trouble. He went his normal routine of making silly jokes and hauling rude comments at any lady he sees on this thread.
His number one customer, tashaamania felt the heat yesterday as he threw jabbs at her from every direction
Truckpusher even went as far as asking a nairalander by the name of mirexxx a very awkward question
This were his words
"good girl what is the color of your pant"
Draify, it seems you just got yourself a patient


Mizmycoli is in the news...... The articulate sexy mama was busted yesterday after she made a statement to missclassy, where she said that she wouldn't participate in this years women's wooing edition promising that she would participate in the next years edition
But she forgot that this was the same statement she made to zicoraads during the last edition. To make things worse for her, the host naijaboiy presented a screen shot of where she had made that comment as proof
With all the evidence, mizmycoli had no choice but to decide to participate in this years competition. She is yet to officially declare who she would be wooing though

There was a little debate in the early hours of this morning, where dimples192 presented an Idea to the host regarding the audition process of the wooing contest.
She was of the opinion that a rule should be made prohibiting a slot with just one wooer.
She stated that this was a competition and it wouldn't be a competition if a guy or a lady had just one wooer
Well let's see how that goes.

Area mama, Ireneony is in the news again...... the beautiful lady this morning officially declared that she would be wooing crush and owner of nairaland, seun in the upcoming wooing contest.
She has never been shy in showing her love for the intelligent young man, after even having been banned for making public proclamations
Could this be true love ?

Agapecharis's prayers seemed to have been answered today after a newly registered female member decided to woo him.
Sadly for him, the lady opted out after some questions were thrown at her by some members. The questions were asked because it was a bit strange for a member who registered just a day ago to just decided to woo someone
Could this have been a "set-up" as a result of desperation?

It looks like kinglahkay has left his clique of wooless guys majorly comprising of jacksparrow127, kingtom, agapecharis, d1ck
Dreyl and others after the dazzling genea decided to officially woo him.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Could truckpusher be in love with caracta ?
The interesting young man made this statement after pleading with carata to woo him
"Bae I am dying for you to say something tonight even if its once in a life time. It would be more than I ever heard
Your worth is immeasurable"
Please whoever is wooing this guy should do well to compose lines that will make him forget this lady forever.

That would be all for now, I remain you number one aproko, missclassy

Cc
Naijaboiy
Chibwike
Nneka123

shakaTheZulu:
Bloodykiller's anthem

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey
Lier Muhammed is charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Kwankwanso is a cow
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
Fashola is a hooligan
Oyegun is vulture
Delemomodu is pig
Igbokwe is a goat
Oby is a concubine
Rochas is a crook
Gej till 2019

kilokeys:
u dey craze o . u don see am before?

vjsmiles:

Truckpusher:
Nah, I'm telling you what I'm about to do .

Houseofglam7:
send me a pm dearie

Vivly:
Ireneony have you been unbanned ?

ivyy:
I'd lend you mine if you promise to behave

Tashaamania:
it's true small

Truckpusher:
Yeah , but you need to keep off your dirty fangs off Tasha before what happened in 1972 will happen here .

Houseofglam7:
Nope I don't

Truckpusher:
She'll only sleep when I'm off this thread.

vjsmiles:
i know wetin....
shea craze dey hungry you

Tashaamania:
Nna, dont mind him

Jesuu!! Truckpusher stop spoiling matter for me naa
what I do you?

Truckpusher:
In other words you're like those guys that hangs around long enough for her to be emotionally unstable and you're in eating from where you didn't sow.

Boy, you must be a bad guy.

A guy can't guy another guy you know

No enter my farmland

Truckpusher:
Yeah, and the doe plays a major role in every capitalist nation.

Greed is good after all.

Truckpusher:
Stop playing to Mr nice guy ,she'll only friendzone you.

Tashaamania:
yeah thanks

Truckpusher:
It's natural for people to run after what they don't have readily available .

Have you bothered to ask yourself why loose Nigerian women run after white dudes in the clubs even when they are old enough to be their father?

Tashaamania:
coz am bored here, really. I will sleep off soon sha

Tashaamania:
not really

Tashaamania:
I'm very very very fine

Vickybee:
"Those" were blackett words not mine.