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Romance / Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by DriveByKiller: 10:53pm On Apr 16, 2023
Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

I didn't read to the end. I was just wondering why I would bother with the opinion of someone who calls herself octopusssy?

Sounds like a pussy machandise from a pussy vendor!

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Sports / Re: Hakimi Achraf Is Not My Hero - Charles Awuzie Says, Slams Reno Omokri by DriveByKiller: 9:16am On Apr 16, 2023
Charles Awuzie is the same plonker and snowflake whose wife gifted him a bastard as his.

By his talk you'll know this fool is a pansy and victim of radical left social engineering.

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Sports / Re: Hakimi Achraf Is Not My Hero - Charles Awuzie Says, Slams Reno Omokri by DriveByKiller: 9:03am On Apr 16, 2023
Charles Awuzie is a sulking idiot who was probably dehumanised in a single parent home by his mother.

He writes like a pussy, reasons like one and is a disgrace to men.

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Politics / Re: TIME Writer, Rajvanshi Locks Her Twitter Account Due To Attack From Nigerians by DriveByKiller: 11:54am On Apr 14, 2023
lhordspy:
I will keep saying this over and over again.

I dont pray for an administration like this Buhari's to ever happen to us in Nigeria again.

This present adminsitration is the cause of all these rubbish being exhibited by the group of disrespectful, hateful kids called obidients. Buhari condoned and allowed so much of these excesses, attacks, anti-Nigeria campaign, even act of treason to go unchecked at the earlier stage. He allowed so many nonsense and rubbish from these people without any brutal consequences.

Here we have it now. The attack dogs we were trying to placate, and handling with soft hands are now grown-monsters; with the effrontery and temerity of untouchable citizens, attacking anyone and anything not aligning with their political ideology or as*licking their fraudulent messiah.

They have taken this disgrace to the international level. Congratulations, Nigeria is now breeding monsters, attack dogs; without any iota of respect, etiquette or decorum.
Our shame is now global.
you're no different from them
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Deletes All His Instagram Posts Following Son’s Death by DriveByKiller: 4:51pm On Apr 12, 2023
ExclusiveBet:
Weeks after the demise of Kambilichukwu, the son of Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie, the popular thespian has decided to take down all his post on the social media platform, Instagram.

The latest development is coming at the passing of his first son with his first wife May, Kambilichukwu, who passed away on Thursday, March 30, after he suddenly developed a seizure while playing football with his schoolmates.

The controversial actor, who has remained silent over the issue on social media, was said to have urged the police to look into the tragic incident.

However, beyond that, he and his bereaved wife have remained silent on social media and have yet to issue an official statement regarding his death.

First, he deleted all the pictures he had posted about or with his second wife, Judy. He also deleted the post he made last April announcing that he had taken a second wife and had a child with her. At the time, the only picture he didn’t delete from April 2022 was that of himself and his father.
foolish blogger...how is he controversial? Because hearroed a second wife as an African man?

Which official post will he relase? As Nollywood actor?
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Deletes Second Wife Judy Austin's Photos From His Instagram (photos) by DriveByKiller: 11:07pm On Apr 10, 2023
Killerbag36:
U don tire to marry 2 wife u killed ur son lol

I dedicated my ftc to my president of Nigeria Mr Peter OBI
Yes daddy sir!!!
The man of the people
The people president
No matter how haters wail u
Your mandate will return back to you sir
imbe
Religion / Re: Apostle Tomi Arayomi: How DSS Arrested Me, My Wife & Aide Emmanuel Ezerika by DriveByKiller: 8:56pm On Apr 09, 2023
jahsharon:


Please tell us what is happening to your parents. We may be able to help you.
are you so mentally and materially dispossessed, you manifest online as a fringe vagabond?

Human garbage
Crime / Re: Adeshina Olayinka 'Khadi' Found Dead In A Hotel by DriveByKiller: 8:31pm On Apr 09, 2023
Flowerpearl:
Don't they have cctv footage of the individual she was with?
did you read the article?
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Said Wole Soyinka Can Never Be The Man Achebe Was by DriveByKiller: 8:47pm On Apr 08, 2023
LegendHero:
Achebe died an envious unfulfilled man and legend has it that envy for Wole Soyinka contributed to his death.

Why I love God is that he always make Yoruba triumph, we have bested the Ibos in all strata of achievement if we go head to head.

Below is Prof. Wole Soyinka telling the world how embarrassed he was on the kind of envy and hatred Achebe showed when he won the Nobel Laureate.

Soyinka is more of just a writer, he is an icon. A million Achebe can not measure up to him.
attack Charlie the confused gay but do not speak of the dead in dispresct, you soulless, cultureless fool.

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Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Sex With Her Dog In America by DriveByKiller: 5:30pm On Apr 07, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
yet there are so many legal websites that cater for this kind of madness aka www.beastiality (dot tv)...women having sex with dog, horses etc

abeg stop the hypocrisy!
do you sleep with primates and lower mammals too?
Politics / Re: "Unlettered And Uncultured People": Moghalu Apologises For Choice Of Words by DriveByKiller: 3:47pm On Apr 07, 2023
N3TRAL:


I understand that I'm quoting an individual whose first thought about the Nairaland platform is the untimely death of its founder, Seun.

However, you need to learn that Soyinka has done more for democracy than Peter Obi.

When he was about your age, he was incarcerated by a military regime for almost two years. Just before the restoration of our presidential democracy, another military regime wanted him "dead or alive" during his necessary exile from Nigeria.

The venerable statesman has contributed more to Nigerian progress than most of you would ever do- in words and in deeds ; in theory and in practice.

As the heyday of Obidiotism is gradually coming to an end, I am proud that my convictions about the totalitarian movement were genuine and have been proven even to the least objective Nigerian.

One of my fears was the institutionalization of cancel culture. Another one was the giving of villain tags to Nigerian heroes who are not of the Igbo extraction.

I am vindicated for taking a stance against masked fascism.
you have a wasted education nonetheless
Politics / Re: How Tinubu Won Presidential Election – American Observer, Johnnie Carson by DriveByKiller: 10:32am On Apr 07, 2023
yns4real:



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/592059-how-tinubu-won-presidential-election-american-observer.html
when I heard grassroot acceptance, I knew the American idiot is a beneficiary of Tinubu's momey
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode To Obi: Do Us All A Big Favour, Go And Never Come Back by DriveByKiller: 10:13am On Apr 07, 2023
The chaff asking the wheat to go away grin grin grin

Fani Kayode is a political prostitute and a hustler and a blight to the already dim light to this country.

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Romance / Re: Isoko Man Leaves A Beautiful Young Lady Heartbroken And In Tears by DriveByKiller: 5:55pm On Apr 06, 2023
Rokiat:
This one is still a small girl. She will learn soon that you don’t cry over these f..u.ck boys.

Billions of di..cks in the world and you crying over a man what sort of fuckery is this? Nonsense.
allow her to grow. She's not as experienced as you.

And how many dicks do you think is the threshold before a girl is certified useless?

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Sports / Re: Al Hilal Sent An Official Bid To Leo Messi: Salary Worth Over €400m Per Year by DriveByKiller: 3:12pm On Apr 05, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
useless man ..
grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Al Hilal Sent An Official Bid To Leo Messi: Salary Worth Over €400m Per Year by DriveByKiller: 2:17pm On Apr 05, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
He should go and make more money , his football is really declining due to age factor. Not the same mercy we rush to watch before, now news we dey use old body now.. Ronaldinho still the best to watch when it come to football, follow my uncle Jay Jay
what's left is for you to get penaldo's phallus into your Unwashed anus.

slowpoke

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Romance / Re: Wedding Of 21-Year-Old Couple Goes Viral (Photos) by DriveByKiller: 2:08pm On Apr 05, 2023
ShaqFu:
yep. Same one.
hmmmm. How time flies.
Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Apologises To Her Male Friend After Threatening Her For Rape by DriveByKiller: 11:27pm On Apr 04, 2023
Fake story from modern idiots who don't know what to do with data and smart phones
Romance / Re: Wedding Of 21-Year-Old Couple Goes Viral (Photos) by DriveByKiller: 11:24pm On Apr 04, 2023
ShaqFu:
the same Rokiatu. Wow. See how Time has caught up with you. 🙂
the old timer?
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely – Soyinka by DriveByKiller: 8:54pm On Apr 04, 2023
ShaqFu:
more relevant when the process didn't yield any positive outcome?

Remember June 12, which is suppose to be the most peaceful election in Nigeria? Which positive change did the process yield.
it empowered our democratic process and still remains the standard and yardstick other elections are judged
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely – Soyinka by DriveByKiller: 4:33pm On Apr 04, 2023
ShaqFu:
ah well. See this country is full of people who don't like to obey rules, they see breaking the rule as their god giving right.

Believe me bro, Peter Obi won't have achieved anything.
maybe , maybe not. But the process...the change that process would have brought would have been more relevant than Obi's performance.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Accuses Peter Obi Of Treason by DriveByKiller: 12:44pm On Apr 04, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Long overdue , in a saner clime he will be behind bars.
with a name that sounds like EE-YA-EBE I wasn't expecting any sense.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely – Soyinka by DriveByKiller: 12:17pm On Apr 04, 2023
ShaqFu:
Its the truth bro. But having to blame Asiwaju or the APC for INEC's failure is what I won't accept.

It's like you giving me money to build a 5 bedroom duplex for you, instead I built a 2 bedroom bungalow and when you ask me how come, I start blaming disstroy and postmann. 😁
grin grin grin which of them is INEC in the analysis ? grin

True but something in me died during the election. I felt we missed a chance to steer this country back to its destiny.
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely – Soyinka by DriveByKiller: 10:31am On Apr 04, 2023
ShaqFu:
well shit happens sir. It is what it is.

Inec messed things up for real.
it is so refreshing having you say this, my big Joe
Education / Re: UNIBEN Student Murdered Inside Hall 3 (Caution: Graphic Pic) by DriveByKiller: 8:11am On Apr 04, 2023
Fut9ure:


Point of correction

Them nor dey fall axemen for inside uniben school so easily


Na University of Benin be Aye


So that guy fit be viking
Na final year he dey pub admin
foolish cultist. Human dung
Music/Radio / Re: Davido ‘Timeless’ Breaks First, Second Day Stream Record On Spotify, Boomplay by DriveByKiller: 6:04pm On Apr 03, 2023
pocohantas:


You will probably die if you don't give me this attention.
That is the worse part. Fix yourself first.



Why be courteous?
I'm just here to keep tabs watching you live in denial.

Just call me the auditor doing a fixed inventory of your life.

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido ‘Timeless’ Breaks First, Second Day Stream Record On Spotify, Boomplay by DriveByKiller: 2:32pm On Apr 03, 2023
pocohantas:

I gave the first like.
you really breathe on attention. So 16 year-old like.

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Family / Re: My Husband And His Family Has Turned Against Me by DriveByKiller: 11:04am On Apr 03, 2023
Olamidegal:
I am one year and three month old in marriage , my husband elder sister has her shop in front of our house , somehow the land belongs to there late mother who gave it to them .
The problem is my sister inlaw is very intrusive, always trying to have a say in the marriage , one time I have resisted her interference, she reported me to their father who came to the house to warn me that the elder sister is there to be leading both me and my husband in the marriage as an experience woman who is ten years old in marriage , I find this annoying but I just had to keep quiet .her workers do come into my house to pick anything from my kitchen or the room and use it carelessly . One time I got back home and I saw one of the wrapper I use in backing my baby tied arround the waist of one of her workers and I wasn't so cool with it , I told her to wash it and return it for me that I do not joke with that wrapper , she refuses , the next day I saw the wrapper on the floor very dirty and I was very angry I told her to go wash it and return it , she told me she can't cos she's not the only one that uses it and that it's my sister in law that brought it out, I told the girl that she should never enter my house to pick anything again when my sister in law arrived she started blackmailing me with so u cannot leave ordinary wrapper , if you say she shouldn't enter the house that means u pursued me and all..I had to stand my ground it's not just about the wrapper anymore , it's the fact that the girl was rude to me I am 10 years older than this girl and that I insist that she shouldn't enter my house again, she said stuffs like i am rude to her as well so I shouldn't bother about the girl being rude and left . Now she started acting up , but I make sure I greet her everyday and move on , I no longer sit with her or discuss with her sometimes she doesn't answer and sometimes she answer somehow , this girl of hers never greeted me again after that day .
Now the challenge is she had gone to report me to the father as usual , the father calls my husband and I don't know what they discuss but he has stopped talking to me in the house , he's always supporting his family anyway and his father has stopped calling me as well all of the calls themselves from time to time discussing me most times my husband run outside to answer there calls ..was I wrong in my approach, what could I have done better it looks like I am living among people that hate me they all stay close
you married from a very dysfunctional family. Pay close attention, seems it was their mom that calls the shots in Thier family when she was alive and the males (dad and your husband) have been nothing more than just figures.

This may explain why their daughter (true replacement of their dominant mother) is the leading the family now.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Obi Introduced Religious, Ethnic Politics In Nigeria – Chimaroke Nnamani by DriveByKiller: 9:29am On Apr 03, 2023
Ylink4sure:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/2023-peter-obi-introduced-religious-ethnic-politics-in-nigeria-chimaroke-nnamani/amp/
the greatest religious war every brought on Nigerians I'd the Muslim - Muslim ticket.

Chimaroke's epistle is of lamentations after he was unseated and shellscked by a political tiro from the Labour Party.
Politics / Re: Leaked Audio: It Is Time To Declare Peter Obi A Terrorist - FFK by DriveByKiller: 6:50pm On Apr 02, 2023
envoymedia:
Nigeria's former aviation minister, Femi Fani-Kayode has said it is time for Nigerians to call on security agencies to declare Labour Party's presidential candidate, Peter Obi a terrorist following the leaked audio chat between the LP candidate and Bishop Oyedepo - founder of the Living Faith Church, IGBERETV reports.

As heard in the audio, Peter Obi pleaded with Oyedepo to help him canvass for Christian votes in the South West. Also, LP's spokesperson released a statement confirming the authenticity of the leaked audio.

Reacting to the development, Kayode wrote on his Twitter handle;



https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1642487924448014336?t=DuftEAYMHnb9pPdNovCxUg&s=19

FFK is a drug fiend, a political vagabond without any pretence of honour or integrity. He's an opportunist whose sanity tilts towards financial gratification and reward than logic or justice.

In any same country Fani Kayode can never be the voice of reason
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off New ₦‎8 Billion Rare Bugatti Centodieci (Photos) by DriveByKiller: 7:16pm On Apr 01, 2023
Like Cristiano like Davido, Folks whose time have passed and elapsed but keep using social media to hoodwink the vulnerables to remain relevant.

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Health / Re: She Falls Asleep After Every Sex by DriveByKiller: 6:15am On Apr 01, 2023
Wannabenz:

Yes Oo for now. We still dey honeymoon sef since February.
I feel great shame and embarrassment for you

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