₦airaland Forum

MrsBreezy:
Exactly yupp

hmm! why? I sure u have reasons

Fabdedon:
buhhhhahahahahaha yeah yeah really awkward..

lol aswr down!.

Jennimma:
muah!

whaoo!!... look at all those fireworks!!

MrsBreezy:
Lol pfffft no worries he'll win

Haha nah ill be on the sidelines hehe you'll be watching me lol ok that doesn't sound creepy at all

hehe..by sidelines u mean? -That ure not going to vote?

pweetyz:
Gosh..you will not kill someone..i can't stop laughing..smart guy..
bdw..what if she still insists on joining a praesidium in the legion..what happens when she finds out that you're no vice president

( .. in my mind) u beta stop laughing dia

#That awkward moment when another guy makes a girl ure crushing on laugh really hard.

Fabdedon:
11:39 PM:: Saturday
Jully: Good night dear am feeling slippy..
Me : lol owk dear.. Good night, dream of your loved ones.. And dont sleep in the church tomorow oo oo lol..
Jully: me ke abi nah you i go dey tell..
Me : you dont know me oo, i can never sleep in the church even if i stay awake till day break..
Jully: abeg this boy you too de talk abeg go sleep..
Me: lol ok dear good night.. I Lo ..... (the rest are now History..)
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6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts...
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I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my eyes....fiiiiaaamm
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I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice me....
* Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat..

...all this make she for notice me..
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Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
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The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
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Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...

Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***

Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**

Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..

Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue)

:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)

Babe: SO ?

Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name....

Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..

Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..

Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**

Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..

Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest**

(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
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..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
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As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
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Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...

Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..

Case!!!!

Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)

Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)

Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!)
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Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
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Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Hope you had a nice sunday... Share yours...
#Iam_Fabdedon

funny story...fictional too

Jennimma:
awwwwww....thank you my love. i'm doing fine,you?

I'm good. I read your gratitude speech, it was lovely, Im proud of u

MrsBreezy:
Haha to be honest so do I. Well you never know. Good luck to him tho

I smell sarcasm (<_< }
thanks anyway......I hope u vote for him whn it's time.
I'll be watching u

Jennimma:
So MizMyColi,what do you say to teeo contesting?

bae d crown looks Gud on u. how are u?

MrsBreezy:
Hehe well I hope you're competing Jay

No bae, my man naijaboiy is up front. I think he's going to win

chizzy94:
LOL.
It could be you also .

hehe u have an afro, u've got 6 packs...mhen I can't beat that, it has got to b u

Neldrizzy:
Loll see beef

lol ... I dey beef die

mesoade:
14years alert!!!

hehe...twas just a sarcastic compliment, no homo

MrsBreezy:
Oh yeah lol I look like beyonce

and I look like jay-z

mesoade:
hey sweedie,when did you become a female? . . Bros,i think say you be male before ni?

lol...I'm female, I've been toying with y'all

benromeo39:
14th, on Friday.

cool, I hope ure going to accept the nomination sir

pweetyz

kulkatty

#That's all

Xtarxhyne:
say

neldrizzy na sexy name

naijaboiy:
Thanks,,i've accepted the nomination.

Stay tuned for the voting proper

correct! ah dey ur back

I nominate naijaboiy, benromeo39

Kachisbarbie:
Please show us some abs mehn...

I am looking for new boyfriend .

__ I don't want the one wearing facecap o
__or wearing Alobam/My money grows like grass top
__or skinny jeans.
__he should have plenty hair(very important)
__Intelligent
__Good command of English.
He shouldn't bother about money - amma finance the relationship (sugar'mummy things)

Na my personal choice/taste be this

hmmm...that would be Chizzy94

drizzytee:
cool brother benromeo39

I want to nominate somebody for the Mr Nairaland competition, do u know d deadline?

cool brother benromeo39

Xtarxhyne:
Neldrizzy

kaschibarbie

lanicky

kiddablingzz

iffa yer. .

kulkatty:
Like you're not number 1 (˘̯˘ )ʃ
BTW. Won't you go. For Mr nairaland??

Naijaboiy is up for it. So you guys let's support our guy when it is time

Happy sunday peepz

happy Sunday katty,



hollup!!

{>_>}


is that the "talk to the hand" smiley... okay! I'm doing it too

(˘̯˘ )ʃ #warri boy no dey carry last..
btw
The Mr Nairaland idea is not a bad one at all...do u know hw much im getting WHEN I win?

kelvindim:
Once upon a time, when I was a boy full of coy; titillated by love I was, by a lass in my thought; scintillated she was, with radiance of smile which goes miles; and so I thought, could such rare gem be sought in this realm?

Years later, I could wager; she'd be mine forever : she could be a bachelorette with great etiquette and prowess, in the mean time; but in a months time or two, we sure would be glued.

To pweetyz,


Love,
Kelvin.

wow Kelvin ure so LOMANTIQ

all these guys turning (f) what's going on?

congratulations to jennimma, I knew shw was going to win.

I vote for JENNIMMA
that bae is going to win

I vote for jennimma
jennimma all the way!

Juliedora79:
I've been working my ass out with my workaholic of a mum.

** I stay in Lagos.

*** I am to study International studies and diplomacy

****yes, am single.

*****Like you soccer fans will say "its football Anything can happen. will be waiting for your iwn answers.

(<_<.) (>_>.) kelvindim what is happening hiaa?

happy birthday in arrears Suley316, I wish you many more years. Sorry i'm late sir (v_v)