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Politics / Re: #EndSARS: Protesters Fight Over Money At Lekki Tollgate by Drone95(m): 12:56pm On Oct 20
Why fighting over the small raba wey I drop? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Cannot Feed My Child ,because There’s No Money !! by Drone95(m): 11:28am On Oct 20
Why did you have a child then?
na crime? Smh
Politics / Re: Ayo Fayose Boards An Okada In Lagos To Avoid Missing His Flight (Photos) by Drone95(m): 8:38am On Oct 20
Thus country can humble anybody
Lagos traffic can humble anyone.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets Artist Bodataiye Oniyakuya: Receives Funny Potrait Of Himself by Drone95(m): 4:54pm On Oct 19
This is NFT in crypto space grin
Career / Re: My Boss Dropped An Internship Applicant Because Of This by Drone95(m): 10:06pm On Oct 16
Recently two finished including my favourite one and we had to do an internal recruitment for another set. They take took an aptitude test, then they are were required to write an essay on any trending topic, even if it is Amotekun. The guys find this easier, they just write on Sports or Politics, most times the former. The problem would now be their grammar.
Hello Nairalanders, I will like the house to judge this matter...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Resumes Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel, Opens Portal Monday by Drone95(m): 7:59pm On Oct 16
Congrats to those selected
Music/Radio / Help A Well Talented Juju Gospel Singer!!! by Drone95(m): 2:10pm On Oct 15
my friend (Onifade Moses Olajide, aka Governor general is a well talented gospel juju singer who needs promoters and media experts to help him gain popularity in the entertainment industry. His band group name is "D' Paramount crew". Contact him via 08148227973, governorgeneral1993@gmail.com. Feel free to contact him to make your events lively with his band.
Family / Re: Work Advice Needed For My Parent. by Drone95(m): 11:28am On Oct 15
Did you have enough fund? If yes let ur dad be selling cars alongside his mechanic work. & for ur mom food stuffs is better.
Health / Re: #Nobraday: Five Quick Ways To Firm Your Breasts Naturally by Drone95(m): 11:32am On Oct 14
Breasts are a lump of skin. If a lady has huge boobs, they can never be firm and erect. They will sag. Anything other than that may not be natural #DR90210
lump of skin with fatty tissues ,fibrous tissues & ducts.
Crime / Re: Help! I Was Robbed Of My Uncle's $400 by Drone95(m): 1:57pm On Oct 09
D robbers suppose beat u small or shoot your big toe cry
Health / Re: Crizanlizumab: New Drug For Sickle Cell By Novartis by Drone95(m): 5:05pm On Oct 06
Nice development.
Family / Re: I Married Her A Virgin But Now This Is Happening by Drone95(m): 10:42am On Oct 06
Crime / Re: Plantain Thief Caught In Rivers State, Flogged & Paraded (Pictures) by Drone95(m): 1:49pm On Oct 05
All I have to say is, hunger bad!
Business / Re: My Bank Is Posting Debit To My Account Even When I Don't Have Enough Balance. by Drone95(m): 12:55am On Oct 05
grin you didn't see anything?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Boyfriend! Please Advise Me by Drone95(m): 10:34pm On Oct 04
kiss op pls try not to eat nor drink water, .prayers & fasting go help you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: International Organization For Migration (IOM) Job Recruitment (11 Openings) by Drone95(m): 3:38pm On Oct 03
Hmm owo re iku re,suicide job grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Story Of My Life At 24 Years Old,sad And Depressed by Drone95(m): 3:22pm On Oct 03
i know of a guy who cut off the tip of his fingers with a hatchet and it grew back after 6months... But I'm no Doctor so I can't confidently assert my claim. However, I do believe there is hope for the op.
the finger that grew could be flaccid without bone
Politics / Re: Army Urges Public Not To Panic During Movement Of Troops, Equipment by Drone95(m): 3:02pm On Oct 03
grin we don't seems to know who is who these days,
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I’ve Had Sugar Daddies In Nigeria – Angel by Drone95(m): 2:51pm On Oct 03
Hmm make I keep quiet cos I can't imagine many shit wey this girl go don do.

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Religion / Re: Ever Had A Close Shave With Death? by Drone95(m): 12:19pm On Oct 03
May 1 1998. 3am. I was on night bus from PH to Lagos. Between Benin and Ore. The luxury bus (belonging to the most popular transport company in Nigeria at that period) slammed into a stationery trailer carrying concrete slabs . Driver, conductor and passengers in the first five row of seats all died.

Before then, I always sat on the first row of seats in a luxury bus anytime I travel. But on this particular trip, as I went to buy the ticket at PH, as soon as the ticket attendant asked me; what seat do you want? ( I was number one on the ticket queue just because I must chose seat 1, 2, 3 or 4. But as soon as she asked the question, I opened my mouth but nothing came out.

Everyone on the line started shouting at me to chose my seat and leave the queue. I struggled to speak but nothing came out. Someone from the back shouted that I was starring at the beautiful ticket attendants breasts. Still nothing came from my mouth.

In punishment, the ticket attendant (was also shouting at me now to make a choice so she can attend to others) assigned me seat number 44. The very last row on the bus. And ordered me to leave the queue. I left in shock; me? Seat 44? But I was temporarily dumb.

That was my saving grace.

3am, between Benin and Ore. I was asleep. Suddenly BANG!
I still (very clearly) hear the shrieks, cries and moaning of the dying till this day. The night was pitch black. I have a slight scar on my face from that. Because I was in the last row, I was thrown forward and hit my face on the floor on top of some object.

Another bus quickly stopped and offerd those of us with minor injury free ride to Lagos.

What struck me with dumbness when I wanted to claim seat number 1?


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Religion / Re: Ever Had A Close Shave With Death? by Drone95(m): 12:06pm On Oct 03
If not for God's Grace, local man for don peme, prayers goes a long way cos all days are evil.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Has Apologised To Buhari Regime With A Promise To Follow Orders – Malami by Drone95(m): 7:53pm On Oct 01
Really? Yeye government
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Unveils Deadly New Anti-submarine Drone( Pics, Video) by Drone95(m): 10:08pm On Sep 28
Nigeria is building her own nuclear weapon as well.
Health / Re: Why Do People Sleep In Public Transport? by Drone95(m): 6:26pm On Sep 28

To begin, where are you residing in the first place?
Health / Re: Why Do People Sleep In Public Transport? by Drone95(m): 11:04am On Sep 28

You see, I used to share this ideology and usually see stupidity in it until I moved back to Lagos.
I decided I wanted to live and work on the island. I got a job in Ajah and I was trying to get an accommodation there too. Getting a place wasn't coming easily. It took me exactly a month after I resumed work to get an apartment.

I was squatting with my brother on the mainland ( Egbeda). My work schedule was 24hrs on and 48hrs off. I wake up as early as 4:30am to get set ( that's an hour I hate to wake up). I take public transport because driving is more stressful for me plying that route.You see, after working for 24hrs in a very busy centre, seeing patients all through the day and night and barely getting to close my eyes for 45mins straight, I become extremely fatigued the next morning.

Inside BRT bros, as I land on the bus, sleeping mode gets activated uncontrollably. I feel embarrassed for myself as I had always thought people involved are stupid. One day I had to "shalaye" to the person seated close to me. Omo, later on I stopped caring.
nature cannot be cheated, urs is sleep deprivation due to your work.
Religion / Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Drone95(m): 9:49pm On Sep 27
Palapala in jide kosoko's voice
Religion / Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by Drone95(m): 9:47pm On Sep 27
Coin..base update available for huge cashout.
hey bro, cat withdraw btc from coinbase since 3 days ago
Health / Why Do People Sleep In Public Transport? by Drone95(m): 1:28pm On Sep 27
Hello Nlanders, It's baffles me when I see people sleeping deeply inside public transport just 5 to 10 minutes after the car or bus moved.Does it indicate sleep disorder or those people didn't have enough sleep in their home.?


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oauthc Ile-ife Has Started Contacting Successful Applicants For Documentation, by Drone95(m): 12:50pm On Sep 27
Ok thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Care Assistant Urgently Needed In Abeokuta. Free Feeding & Housing N25k Monthly by Drone95(m): 11:07am On Sep 27
I'm male paramedic & home care giver. I'm interested in the job
Crime / Re: Man Slaughters His 14-year-old Brother For Money Ritual In Kwara (Photos) by Drone95(m): 11:46pm On Sep 26
is that bubu's Nick name?

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