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Politics / Re: 700,000 Manufacturers And Msmes Apply For FG #150bn Loan by duduade: 1:02pm On Aug 11
Who amongst the 700,000 thousand people who applied is on nairaland here

Just audio applicants with the idea of stealing all these 🤑

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Education / Re: No Directive To Start Payment Of N70,000 Minimum Wage To Corp Members — NYSC by duduade: 12:56pm On Aug 11
No directives will come on this

So all ye youth corp members...drag your shokoto well and keep up your hustle
Politics / Re: NLC Rejects Police Explanation For Raid On Headquarters by duduade: 6:50am On Aug 11
But the Nigerian police can lie

I do not know who is worse between
The Nigerian police or The Nigerian politicians

Very shamelesssssss peeps

Haba

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Education / Re: Airforce Airlifts Jos Students Home To Avoid Dangers On The Road by duduade: 12:38am On Aug 11
Offpointng:
Amongst the 3 arms of the Military. None comes close to the Air Force when it comes to Standard and troops welfare

I can't even say the same for Army

Air Force
Navy
Army... Worse of them worse
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iraq Proposes Legislation To Lower The Legal Age Of Marriage For Girls To 9 by duduade: 8:54pm On Aug 10
The world don dey end walahi

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Romance / Re: I Need A Career Woman For Marriage (30-40) by duduade: 3:22am On Aug 09
You go find your 🤑 invested wifey no wahala

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Politics / Re: We Did Not Carry Out Any Operation At The NLC Headquarters - DSS by duduade: 5:56pm On Aug 08
So who is lying bayi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No More Jobs For Overseas Workers In Uk: British Jobs For British People Only by duduade: 6:57am On Aug 08
Immigrants get reason to be doing the lowest of the lowest kinda jobs

Racismmmm at it's highest
Politics / Re: Protest: DSS Storm NLC Headquarters In Abuja by duduade: 6:56am On Aug 08
TrackerSK:
Tinubu and APC are cursed.

Nigeria is cursed
Politics / Re: FG Hasn’t Fulfilled CNG Buses Conversion Promise – NURTW by duduade: 7:45am On Aug 05
Okay na

Gbagaun
TV/Movies / Re: House Of The Dragon Season 2 Episode 8 Release Time And Recap by duduade: 6:04am On Aug 05
timilehin007:
Is this film worth watching? I got bored after watching 2 episodes and stopped watching it. I was looking for the connection between this film and game of thrones. I thought it was suppose to be the proceeding session of Game of thrones

It's not a film
Politics / Re: Labour Will Ground States That Refuse To Pay N70,000 Minimum Wage – NLC Chairman by duduade: 5:55am On Aug 05
Abeg make NLC presido keep kwaet there


Empty 🫙
Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi’s Son, Ashraf Weds Sultana In Abuja (photo) by duduade: 9:06pm On Aug 03
Na so rich marry rich
Romance / Re: Heartbroken Man Narrates How Lab Result Ended Love Story With Girlfriend by duduade: 4:30am On Aug 02
Na why catrarh full him 👄 abi

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Health / Re: Help! Unusual Growth On My Genital(s) by duduade: 4:21am On Aug 02
Grossssss


Eeeewwwwwww
Sports / Re: Crisis Hits Team Nigeria’s Camp As Ministry, NOC Fight Over Kits by duduade: 4:05am On Aug 01
Shameleeeess.... People
Politics / Re: Police Foil Bomb Attack In Ikeja, Lagos by duduade: 4:03am On Aug 01
I don't understand how a young man like this decided to overtake Lai of Buhari s tenure
Romance / Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Earlier Today by duduade: 6:23pm On Jul 30
Sorry

Bro

How old are you
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by duduade: 7:14am On Jul 29
iamoyindamola:

You never see anything 😂😂

I had to rewatch the whole season twice...
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by duduade: 12:26am On Jul 28
Obviously some people don't know the difference between series and movies

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Education / Re: Some Varsities Were Admitting 10-year-olds, Says Oloyede On New Age Limit by duduade: 2:02am On Jul 20
Ten years of age

What a lie

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Politics / Re: Lovely, Peter Obi At 63, See How Obidents Home And International Celebrate Him by duduade: 1:49am On Jul 20
yarimo:
The same peter OBI that was caught trying to run away from Nigeria this afternoon

Lool

You no well walahi
Politics / Re: Fake News Nearly Ruined My Marriage – Lai Mohammed by duduade: 8:03am On Jul 19
I don't believe anything this man says after what happened in the last 9 years and the role he played as the information minister


If he says good morning to someone, please check outside to check... Him and lies are like five and six... They walk hand in hand
Politics / Re: FG To Give 36 CNG Buses To Labour Unions by duduade: 5:45am On Jul 19
So these are part of the incentives that Joe and his other cohorts of weaklings accepted


Wow shame on Nigerian labour people
Politics / Re: How We Spent FG's ₦‎90 Billion On 2024 Hajj Operations - NAHCON by duduade: 8:44am On Jul 18
A whole 90 billion which was carefully utilized

Kai

This country is gone

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Politics / Re: "Corrupt Youths Committing Crimes Block Nigeria’s Prosperity" -EFCC Chair by duduade: 7:46am On Jul 18
Kwarrupt Nigerian politicians nko

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Celebrities / Re: Security Operative Killed As Gunmen Abduct Sabinus Father In Rivers by duduade: 7:40am On Jul 15
Peakdesign23:
It’s quite early for sad news. Some are saying sabinus is showing off everything he has, and that’s the reason behind this.
Rip to the guy that took the bullet.🥲

Don't be surprised if they come back again for him in the next few years
Business / Re: Why I Don’t Have Houses Outside Nigeria – Dangote by duduade: 5:31am On Jul 15
Unlike Ote dolla baby who has stuffs scattered everywhere
Politics / Re: We've Broken State House Record For Statements Issued In A Single Day - Ngelale by duduade: 3:24am On Jul 14
Shameless
Politics / Re: Labour Insists On N250,000 Minimum Wage After Meeting Tinubu by duduade: 3:06am On Jul 12
Nigerians have suffered
Romance / Re: A Word Of Advice For The Person Currently Dating Your Ex by duduade: 5:25pm On Jul 11
A305:
Congratulations in reverse because you the next in line.

She is only agreeing to date you because she can manipulate you to her own benefits (mostly financial) — the moment you begin to resist her manipulative antics or she senses you smarter than her and can predict her next move. she will quit the relationship and play the victim to the next man in line to date her.

My advice to you is; Get enough sloppy bl wjob from her and come in her mouth because that's her specialty.


Below are ways to her hack her thought process:

*The easiest way to get her to be submissive is by lowering her self-esteem and the easiest way to do that is to be non-reactive to her vent/rant. Doing that always makes her shed crocodile tears.

*She has a habit of sleeping in any moving vehicle even in public transport. The best way to handle this is to tell her, she is an embarrassment. She will get mad and never try it when going out with you the next time.

*If your favorite is fried rice. Never let her prepare it. She will mess it up.

*Never reveal your secrets to her. She doesn't know how to keep secrets. Once you get her talking, all your secrets will be out.

*Never reveal how much you have to her. She is fond of comparing what her friends get from their boyfriend with what you can afford to give her.

*She is the black sheep of her family. One red flag I ignored. Don't ignore it.

*If she is visiting you for the first time. Tell her no sex, then sex will happen, provided you prepared a good meal and you have a comfortable house. She will initiate sex. But if you pre-inform her you want sex before she comes to your place, she will put up a wall of defense to appear decent but deep down, she is an emotional wreck with mentally loosed screws. Switch the topic to money and how you will spoil her, she will spread her legs.

*She can easily be deceived and it's not too hard to deceive her. Just include small amount of money to the bait, tell her she is beautiful and tell she has a soft skin. She will mostly fall for your deception. Very easy.

*If you want her solely for sex. Never let her move in with you, she is very quick to mark territory. The best hack for that and ladies like her; create a distance and do not be easily accessible to them except only evenings and when you want them come over.

*Lastly, To see the beast in her during sex, never fuc k her on the bed but rather on the floor. If possible on your center rug if you have one. Couch will do as well. Girls like hear view sex on the bed as love making and sex on the floor and couch as raw fu cking.


Na wa ooo.... only you.... all these.....

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