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Celebrities / Re: Security Operative Killed As Gunmen Abduct Sabinus Father In Rivers by duduade: 7:40am On Jul 15
It’s quite early for sad news. Some are saying sabinus is showing off everything he has, and that’s the reason behind this.
Rip to the guy that took the bullet.🥲

Don't be surprised if they come back again for him in the next few years
Business / Re: Why I Don’t Have Houses Outside Nigeria – Dangote by duduade: 5:31am On Jul 15
Unlike Ote dolla baby who has stuffs scattered everywhere
Politics / Re: We've Broken State House Record For Statements Issued In A Single Day - Ngelale by duduade: 3:24am On Jul 14
Politics / Re: Labour Insists On N250,000 Minimum Wage After Meeting Tinubu by duduade: 3:06am On Jul 12
Nigerians have suffered
Romance / Re: A Word Of Advice For The Person Currently Dating Your Ex by duduade: 5:25pm On Jul 11
Congratulations in reverse because you the next in line.

She is only agreeing to date you because she can manipulate you to her own benefits (mostly financial) — the moment you begin to resist her manipulative antics or she senses you smarter than her and can predict her next move. she will quit the relationship and play the victim to the next man in line to date her.

My advice to you is; Get enough sloppy bl wjob from her and come in her mouth because that's her specialty.

Below are ways to her hack her thought process:

*The easiest way to get her to be submissive is by lowering her self-esteem and the easiest way to do that is to be non-reactive to her vent/rant. Doing that always makes her shed crocodile tears.

*She has a habit of sleeping in any moving vehicle even in public transport. The best way to handle this is to tell her, she is an embarrassment. She will get mad and never try it when going out with you the next time.

*If your favorite is fried rice. Never let her prepare it. She will mess it up.

*Never reveal your secrets to her. She doesn't know how to keep secrets. Once you get her talking, all your secrets will be out.

*Never reveal how much you have to her. She is fond of comparing what her friends get from their boyfriend with what you can afford to give her.

*She is the black sheep of her family. One red flag I ignored. Don't ignore it.

*If she is visiting you for the first time. Tell her no sex, then sex will happen, provided you prepared a good meal and you have a comfortable house. She will initiate sex. But if you pre-inform her you want sex before she comes to your place, she will put up a wall of defense to appear decent but deep down, she is an emotional wreck with mentally loosed screws. Switch the topic to money and how you will spoil her, she will spread her legs.

*She can easily be deceived and it's not too hard to deceive her. Just include small amount of money to the bait, tell her she is beautiful and tell she has a soft skin. She will mostly fall for your deception. Very easy.

*If you want her solely for sex. Never let her move in with you, she is very quick to mark territory. The best hack for that and ladies like her; create a distance and do not be easily accessible to them except only evenings and when you want them come over.

*Lastly, To see the beast in her during sex, never fuc k her on the bed but rather on the floor. If possible on your center rug if you have one. Couch will do as well. Girls like hear view sex on the bed as love making and sex on the floor and couch as raw fu cking.

Na wa ooo.... only you.... all these.....
Crime / Re: More Information About The Dead Kidnappers by duduade: 7:37am On Jul 11
Why are the kidnappers called 9 billionaires
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Jega Co-Chairman Presidential Committee On Livestock Reform by duduade: 3:32pm On Jul 10
He deserves it after his aiding and abetting during the February 2023 elections
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Rape in the UK After His Victim Jumped From A Window by duduade: 5:50am On Jul 09
48 plus 25 equals

Na wa o he will be released when he clocks 74

Sad man...
Politics / Re: “He Is Planning Exit To Morocco Via Cameroon” – EFCC Alerts Interpol About Bello by duduade: 9:12am On Jul 08
All these are planned strategies to fool Nigerians that they are working
TV/Movies / Re: I'm 13 Years Old Young Female Actress , Encourage Me, Watch My Movies . by duduade: 5:59pm On Jul 07
Go to school please
Religion / Re: Outrage As Congregants Slept In Night Cold At The Gate Of Popular Lagos Church by duduade: 5:55pm On Jul 07
Nobody carry church and religion for head, pass Nigerians, y'all should be safe out there.

And they are the most corrupt
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With My With Her, Take A Break Or Give Her Another Chance by duduade: 6:35am On Jul 07
When has wearing leg chains and waist beads start to become exhibiting promiscuity...

The hypocrisy that reeks amongst majority of Nigerian men ehhh... Tufiakwa

If you can't stand her own form of fashion then leave her for men who can.. go to the church to look for your kind of woman to put in the house

Most of my gender like better thing.. you also listed out somethings you like about her but e no do you.. mind you no one is perfect... You yourself ... Are you perfect


Foreign Affairs / Re: 85-Year-Old Moses Ali (Ugandan Deputy Prime Minister) Shows Dance Moves (Video) by duduade: 2:19pm On Jun 29
Africa is cursed walahi
Romance / Re: I Like A Lady, But She Is Always Asking Money From Me. What Should I Do? by duduade: 10:43am On Jun 27
Why you decided to like a money monger is your problem
Culture / Re: Looking For Serious Relationship That Will Lead To Marriage!! by duduade: 3:41am On Jun 27

What the effontery

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Politics / Re: FEC Steps Down Minimum Wage Memo For More Consultation With Govs, Private Sector by duduade: 9:42pm On Jun 25
NLC and TUC has been scammed
Health / Re: Is It Normal? by duduade: 10:19pm On Jun 24

Wetin man no go see for nairaland

It is well

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Fashion / Re: See My Hair That I Made By Myself. Rate Me Please. (pics Ins) by duduade: 12:07am On Jun 22
Your window has no curtain ni

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm On The Verge Of Losing The Woman I Want To Settle Down With Because Of Money by duduade: 6:14am On Jun 19
How can you marry someone as you earn such an amount...

Gone are those days that one would think love could suffice. Nowadays money suffice for all. Imagine now bringing children into this economy... If it's just one child.. better at least you plan ahead... But Nigerians have a way of reproducing like mice esp those that are way below the earning capacity

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Politics / Re: Nigerian 2026 Economic Projection: "A $1T Economy Is Possible" Bola Tinubu by duduade: 6:22am On Jun 18
The suffering just started niyen
Nairaland / General / Re: Breaking: Chef Grace Breaks Record For The Longest Home Kitchen Cooking by duduade: 6:21am On Jun 18
What is that in those little plastics 😩
Crime / Re: Adekolure Idowu Glory: UNIBEN Graduate Tortured, Raped & Killed by duduade: 3:44am On Jun 18
Which police help

It's to go spiritual o
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Stopped Talking To Me After This Happend by duduade: 11:28am On Jun 17
You opened a thread.... Asked a question...
Answered the question


Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend She Is 'suffocating' Me by duduade: 10:35am On Jun 10
Una no dey go work...

Àbí you are both remote workers

How can you both be 24/7

No personal life
Crime / Re: ISWAP Terror Group Holds Public Meetings With Borno Residents To Recruit New Mem by duduade: 6:19am On Jun 10

This country is gone to the dogs
Romance / Re: Should I Call Off The Wedding? by duduade: 1:06pm On Jun 01
Fake story

On the other side

She must be a cheerful giver...


Politics / Re: 160 Intending Osun Pilgrims Get ₦‎2.4 Million After Delayed Flight by duduade: 6:28am On May 30
What will the 15k now do

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Phones / Re: Apple Unveils The Iphone 16 Series by duduade: 6:27am On May 30
Jobless people


Family / Re: My Mum Is Frustrating And Killing My Mental Health by duduade: 6:26am On May 30
I pray God gives you your desired job
Pack out

Live your life independently

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Politics / Re: How I ‘outsmarted’ Adamu To Deliver Tinubu As APC Candidate – Omisore by duduade: 8:47pm On May 25
Shameless men

Just using Nigerians for their ping pong games

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