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adelolaa:
Biko!!! .me self dey find room mate o
1.she must be pretty
2.exactly my height
3.slim like me and flexible
4.average boobz Cus grlz with big once r most tyms dirty
5.most be a physics guru
6.hardworking
7.rich
8.football frendzzziii
9.prayerful
10.courageous
apply in person,tank you

u dey find room mate or WIFE

DharmyYinks:
[size=28pt]The Wooing Challenge begins at 6pm on da dot tomorrow. All participants i.e d wooees and wooers should make demselves available on or before 6pm. Your cooperation is appreciated![/size]

wooee nd wooer dis got me laffing hard

Akjwyzepal:
All dis ugly gals upload ur pix make c jawe. How i go dy woo ghost.
1. I no fit woo lepa.
2. Must be moderate in size nd nt 2 short or tall.
3. She must av atleast moderate size milk factory, i don't do alubosa o.
4. D backyard 2 go plump.
5. I dnt do bow or k-legs.
6. I dnt like fair gals.
7. She must nt be hairy bt go get hair 4 head.
8. Her smile must be charming.
9. Atleast nice face.
10. I dnt like beautiful gals I like pretty ones.
11. Must be matured in thinking and age 16+.
IF u av all dis feature in u then my stolen rib is nt far from ur dwelling place. If u av half or all Raise up ur hand by quoting me.

nawo oo dis ur list plenty oo
For a person make him dp no show him face I think u are asking for too much

IDGAF:
Its just crazy! Clearance has started and none on NL can attest been cleared.

bro calm down u guys will surely get cleared

If u dat has already been admitted is worried what do u expect us to do

Ur clearance is a sure thing bro

DharmyYinks:
Ouch!

o my did I bruise ur male ego


Lol

DharmyYinks:
U sef come n woo

no oo I will leave d wooing to d young lads
I will sit dis one out
#observer

When is dis wooing competition starting oo
I wan laff small
Where are d heavy weight?

Chisombenedicta always veiwing our thread
How are u dearie?

khassy:
DEm go go d show you hoyse for balogun, sanrab or bekandims


I go sha call am

say all dis area make u mention no good abi dem far from school ni

fawaz050:
On this day a luminary was born,happy
birthday to ME

hapi born day llnp

So far I think boigrammz is leading
ABi what do u think @ yungmil2

Akjwyzepal:
FLEXING FREESTYLE
Leego.
I see all dis whack niggaz droping YAM barz no wonder dy suffering frm TUBERCULOSIS// GBAGAUN
wenever u burst I knw u just a piece of bad tyre, I own d empire cus ama vampire I suck ur blood, though U gat HIV I neutralize ur Virus with my viper cus am dah lyrical cypher av gat d hyper i put U unda a/her tension(hyper-tension) u wearin a diaper cus u fvcking dickless// My Barz gonna jack u up cus yah on a wheel-chair/wilshere(Jack wilshere) am nt an Arsenal fan all I use is A.C(air conditioner) Ama split u 2 units(split A.c) cus u just a coward my bull aint red(RED BULL) dnt try 2 drink it/eat// d only missle/meascles u ever gave is d one on yah body av gat a dimple while u're filled with pimples// Diss is/Disease how I end up ya story ya bound from glory.
Cc:
Duke59
GideonG
Idgaf
Mzlarem
Khassy
Haywhy911
Temmie001
Nicky058
Adeshizzy
dharmyyinks
dpacicheraclx
sveen
Tushkid74
Jerryspan
Ridwan1821
Legitlayo
ousmaye

reekado
zyhon96

6.8/10

zyhon96:
Akjwyzepal... U came late 4 d battle, but guess what i 'cum' late on ur gf bed...(INTRO ) LEGOO
because of me u wan join witchcraft/
U're punk niggur mehn u're so daft(daftpunk)/
S/o to warey guys they are so soft /
Cal dem softwareys(softwares) d've got virus/
even if u b clark kent u no go get lana/
Cos u ugly u carry am 4 face lyk banner/
whch course dm gve u shey na prim. Edu/
Rem'br dat small skul wey dm no plaster/
i fit tel dm to make u headmaster/
U might be d bestman bt am d groom/am getting married to my dreams /your gf can be the bridal train to my dreams/she be following it to get laid/
because na me get the biggest d!ck deres no contest/
u fit bring u gf make she come test/
S/o to real G's 4rm day one/
I dnt see you am wearin raybon...

6/10
Biko try to qoute d necessary monikers

Reekado:
Guys are vexing today. ..I'm so loving this

did not really get d one on boigrammz but dis one is dope man
Dope as crack

Me think itz a 7/10
Odas should pls rate

Ousmayne:
Diss at reekado...

*grabsMic*

Real dawgs been balling and kicking right from the womb, if reekado dare kicks? He'll KICK THE BUCKET !

*crowd cheers.. ( mzlarem temmi001 and em girls be screaming we love you)
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Thas was the intro.. Now hell fire flows..

See im super sonic with the Uzi, i spare WEAKLINGS NOT /
cvnt, what do you do for a living? KISSING BUTTS /
you claim to be a rider right? Im sure you ride dicks and EVEN C0CKS /
*crowd screams Jesu Christy*
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with blood am SCRIPTING THIS /
i commit 1st degree murder with 16 DISS/
hold on, shala ju hi lo do hi fa!? U dont understand right? Then learn how to SPEAK INDIES /

b1tch you putting on diapers, how could you drop shits!? /
im flooding, i be breaking banks, you cant stop it /

*head block*

lemme finish eating then ill drop the heavenly punches..

*everybody scream, dope dope dope, we want more, we love you*

i love you too


cc
reekado
duke59
temmi001
idgaf
mzlarem
khassy
akjwyzepal
dharmyyinks
gideong
kaybeeeee
haywhy911

damn!!!!!!!!!!!!
8/10
Dope
Reekado where u @ u've just been hit hard

Where re all dis boiz sef

Reekado
Boigrammz
Akjwyzepal(hell fire puchliner )
Zyhon96
And all d odas in da house
U guys should bring d roof down

Jerryspan:
lol.na to dey bath with hypo remain

lmao

GideonG:
I'm also confused cos she made mention of NL transgender, something I don't understand but I just decided to stay off.

itz a matter only d gods can deal with oo

Nicky058:
lmao, abeg those r sec sch life, I don't fall for dat Jare. A simple and appreciative man will do. Only small boys do d sugar-coated stuff

MzLarem:
who dem born well 4 sec skul 2 comman be singing love song in my ears. U're ryt abt d simple nd appreciative man tho.

hmmm
Boiz take note

Nicky058:
she is even nice, I wanted to say seme abina Togo or iran

I jump and pass
Infact I rebuke

sylvar02:
Old keh! Btw! U go support me I wan contest for best rapper next week

I thought dis moniker was male

Temmi001:
He's in ethiopia.

chai u and nicky058 no evven like me @ all.
Out of all d countries may dey nah ethiopia u say I dey...u no fit say I dey Luxembourg abi
Dearis God oh

MzLarem:
U're one of them

me ke No oo

SEYIKP:
Are you In need of rooms self contain? Range from 75k,85k,100k call 09026773546 08062272051

oga khassy come and see house oo
#help_d_homeless

Jerryspan:
lolssss.I go beat u turn black now.lols

nah me u wan beat?
Dis small boi no get respect again oo
Well @ d rate dis sun dey shine person fit turn to back of pot b4 second list go land

Jerryspan:
love ke? Upon say I train u in d way of d Lord..Mzlarem,sey wetin ur aged father-in-law dey do.

forget dat thing jare age is no barrier to love

MzLarem:
Swty,honey,love is jst flying up nd down..sha don't give sum1 diabetes.

lol we hv insulin

All of dis boiz dat are checking DP
In mzlarem's voice""God knows ur address o"

Nicky058:
luv ke?,,, I mean WhatsApp. U only showed up cos of Reeky..... Abi naim evict u

oh u mean whatapp am currently facing a 6month ban oo

Nicky058:
guy I tire ooo, d tin no even pity me say I be Africa Oyinbo faa. I jst pray Ilorin will av mercy on me and control deir sun

don't worry my luv I will contct d controller of d sun he will reduce d heat for ur sake

Nicky058:
no be only James Bond na Nigeria Sunday dagboru ni...... Duke ao VA, guess u'v been evicted again abi?

evicted from here luv

LEGITLAYO:
You're pretty

dis boi can steal sombori's something oo
Was she talking to u?