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AdebisiAdeyinka:
I didn't buy my gf birthday gift cuz I think by November which z my birthmonth I'll be in sch now see wetin Ilorin don do, also I sold my phone in september wit d hope dat by october I'll have a brand new tab, una dey c wetin Ambali don du me?

pele oo

lotusflower:
Dan ran yesterday nd d murderer has his leg amputated

hmmm
Letz wait and see who d murderer is then
Hope yungmli2 knows d answer sef




Goodmorning

paswad:
pls do we all remember the lady dat had 198 and 42 percent dat was admitd to study ELE,she was eventually not cleared for the course

d gurl should hv changed her course to be on d safer side SMH for her hw did she expect to scale thru with 198 for a course of 200 and more

Jerryspan:
lol.make dem even barn me for once make I look aw d tin dey be

u go fit log in,see comment but u no go fit comment or quote any bori nah to just dey read comment and dey think of wetin u for talk assuming u fit comment

Jerryspan:
lols.thanks.me sef neva chop ban b4 .wetin dem say u do

I no even understanD am oo

Yungmilio2:

GOOD DAY GUYS
LEMME BURST UR BRAINS WITH THIS

Duchess01 , sdqumar , itsmero ,
phahydatazeez , ibagbea , sammyomotola ,
littleboysod , duke59 , klexycole , blithe,
lanaVello1 , GideonG , fawaz050 , iyamar , emeriva , legitlayo , khassy , mzlarem , temmi001 , uxomykaz , ousmanye , sveen , reekado , dharmyinkx , dhamielawlah , thomii , ihorla , titidi , nicky058 , IDGAF , IQNODABLE , lotusflower , Gracioustee1 , .. et all

me think d murderer is dan

Can't believe I was banned chai
Itz a really bad thing and twaz even my first ban since I open dis NL account
Twaz like I was looking into a glass house u can see everything but u can't touch anything




Jerryspan ma buddy congrat on u clearance dude

Ousmayne:
Simple, buy 20naira otapiapia and cook jollof for him with it :p :>

iyaf dey ur brain hv lost

Dat is wickedness of d highest order oo
Very selfcentered person
I will simple remove his own nd plug mine back


OR





I make sure I drain his ba3 then I break d charger

capsule:
he shuld use a very long smooth end stick to disvirgin her...that way, d curse goes to the stick...

lmao
True talk

rkarang:
Nah, na 1boylikevhis

lol

Akjwyzepal:
So nah Female Create dis Thread O ga o

is der any thing wrong in dat?
abi u be sexist?

Akjwyzepal:
Lols. Her mouth be like Curve2

I no dey oo
Make she catch u first

Abi u no know say she be area mama

Akjwyzepal:
My 3rd FTC 2day 1002, 1004 & 1013. Dedicate to
Belvine33
Mzlarem
Iyamar
Itsmero
Titidi and my guru of love
Temmie001

chai dis boi is a stingy boi oo
Choose one and leave d rest for odas nah

Kaybeeeee:
Why do I feel like dis wooing competition does not make sense.....no offence

Abi u want us to wooing ghost ni
its not fun,oga sveen u try BT be4 d girl finish reading d line sef,she go don sleep na,too long

Am expecting something funny from d wooers BT none of them turn up

true talk but bombay try sha.his lines were funny and d gurls could relate with it
Sveen baba twale to u,only u fit turn wooing in eassy writing and all dos big big words make full am dat why d two gurls no quick answer
Dem go check d meaning of all d big words first

Why no body woo my dearest mzlarem nah ,abi is she dat scary?

Lemme go and rest so I can be strong during d wooing challenge
Brb
#observer

Temmi001:
Ooops! I missed page 1000 oo. No thanks to the thick bushes along IB expressway. Now. We're even stranded, our Brake got fault. We're all outside the bus! To think that I still have to see my HOD today. Poor maintenance culture! Kaii!
To all those who were so generous, I salute y'all. A plot of land on 1000 is valuate in billions of dollars!
MzLarem, you're awesome.
GideonG, My internet entrepreneur
Ousmayne, I do really appreciate your concern sir. Thank God for airtel's data
wheesin, where have you being?
DharmyYinks, awon boss mi!
Haywhy911, you too much.
Titidi, you just left us ma.
Sveen, the grandiloquent grammatical savvy, Plaudits!
Nicky058, you're always lolestical!
IDGAF, I'm loyal sir.
Royalty100, well, your moniker says it all.
Rkarang, scholar of life!
Khassy, lol, bad boy scholar.
TheMainMain, you are the main man bro.
AkjwyZepal, abeg wetin dz moniker mean
Boombay, how is Atlanta?
Duke59, of the greatest bosses.
Reekado, we still have a rap battle oo
lotusflower, I greet you ma.
Senioritacristo, Our sister in christ.
DrHaziz, prof. Of life.
And to those other monikers I can't remember, you all have been great fa! I'll say, ''where would you rather be.''
I greet you all.

hope u hv gotten to ilorin safely ma'am

Chai naso I take miss 1000,1001 evn gideonG most talk abt 999
Mtn and ikedc (nepa)do joint collabo make sure say I no comment for dose landmark pages


But ma real niggur mentioned my moniker
Jerryspan thumpz man

DharmyYinks:
My broda..dem no fashion against u alone den even design against u

lol

DharmyYinks:


lol...tanks. Make all dis guys sha no eff up




Eeyah...dnt worry...u will also hear frm my bombers soon

I rebuke evry boko haram fashioned against me

DharmyYinks:
[color=#Ff3300]Tank u for dis question...I ve been expecting it.

[size=15pt]This Are The Rules For The Wooing Challenge Taking Place Tomorrow at 6:00pm

1)All participants must be straight( No homo or lesbo)

2)All participants must ve declared der intentions to woo a gal by quoting me e.g #DharmyYinks...I Haywhy911 will lyk to woo *****

3)All challengers must ve quoted me e.g #DharmyYinks....I Duke59 challenge Haywhy911 to woo *****

4)All participants must be here tomorrow before or on 6:00pm.

5)All participants must drop der lines according to d timetable which will be scheduled tomorrow.

6)Wen dropping der lines, all wooers must quote d wooee n me

7)Googled lines are prohibited..any wooer caught in the act wil either be disqualified immediately or do either of d following..
I. Pay a total sum of 15shares to me or haywhy911 or both
II.Drop anoda line of his creation within 5 minutes.
III.Suffer a day or two ban

8.)The wooee will access d dropped lines for her and choose the one dat got her and then mention me

9)The Host(DharmyYinks) and Co-Host(Haywhy911) will access d lines dropped with the following criteria..
I. Creativity of the wooer
II. D rapport between d wooer, his lines and d wooee
III. Heart felt intensity of the lines of the wooer.

10)The viewers and observers will also decide by liking d lines of d wooer with da best lines.

11)All forms of familiarity,friends,closeness or whatever is not allowed. Only Unbiased Decision Are Allowed.

12)After all the following criteria are considered and properly verified. The wooer with da best lines will be announced.[/size][/color]

chai dis guy done think every thing finish well done bro



BTW am sueing u for using my moniker to promote ur event without duely informing me or paying me
U will here from my lawyers soon

Jerryspan:
lol,I nor fat na.I'm jst mzlarem's volume

tah!!!! Beta stop lieing ooo
Did I not see u during post utme

MzLarem:
Lmaooo..d guy don find solution 4 his obesity tire,e no see..

truly u re God sent
#jerryspan

Jerryspan:
wait o,u mean lieing can cure obesity??

beta go and start lieing oo
Maybe b4 u resume u would reduce

Ousmayne:
i say a mighty Amen to claim this prayer! Thank you very much.
The last person that prayed for me this way was my mom, nobody has done that in a long time now..


Now heres mine,
You shall excel in all aspects of life
I see you ruling this country one day
You shall be so wealthy that you wont have idea of how much your bank account is
No agent of darkness will find his or her way into your life
You shall live long in good health
Your career shall be a successful one
You shall be celebrated by mankind in tha mighty name of Jesus..
God bless you

AMEN...!

lol
So u don leave punchlines nah prayer lines u dey drop nw

DharmyYinks:
Lmao! If u leave boombay I fit tak u make we go leave for white house oo

lol. ena go evict obama

adelolaa:
U be gurl? Pack well jhor

I no dey drive b4 nah

Jerryspan:
lol.I'll jst google aw to woo

google go write

LMAO

fawaazsanni:
me too..since when av been born

hmmm God knows ur address

Jerryspan:
lol.u no say I be omo deeper life

don't bring church into d marra jare

Beta go and start preparing ur wooing lines

MzLarem:
I'm his nemesis

don't make wooing hard for my niggur oo