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refiner:
Gay mofo!

When u are thru typing gibberish,u crawl back to the toilet u popped out from...

U ought to be grateful I decided to notice u tonight,...

Dirty looking ogre!

refiner:
Keep on asking foolish questions instead of carrying ur lazy ass to the parks and make inquiries!

Dumbo!

kennyhydee:
Lwkmd

refiner:
E pain am!

refiner:
Try using a bicycle...

It will just take u there in not more than 1yr..

Don't mention,what are friends for?

sholikay:
take a cab to berger, you will see hummer bus going to lagos at 4k..that was what I boarded last three weeks.. and the journey took me 12 hrs to oshodi, lagos..

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
use wheelbarrow

falconey:
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Aniker:
Use flight

TashaGirl:
As a lady, konji comes once in a while and it's worst if you are single and don't have any generator around to help oil the area .


Just relax and imagine yourself kissing and romancing somebody you admire(or your EX, if you still love him thou ). During this imagination, touch yourself(I know bad Belle people will come here ). Play with your niipples till you are satisfied


Another one is go for yoga exercise. I swear this works like magic. Get some yoga videos on your phone and practice it. This will even make you have a nice body and still help you to fight konji . I kind of prefer this one .



Cucumber/carrots/DiLLdo: they are other options too but I don't like this at all


Last option is call the BLOOD OF JESUS .

It's Friday

Flashh:
You are so lame.

Flashh:
Your stupidity dwarfs the empire state building.

Flashh:
Doesn't change the fact that you are a fàggot just like your drunkard father.
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TrapSoul:
who is this one?

Flashh:
The stúpid dimwitted tribal bigot can't even spell words correctly.

You can go shove all these crap in your gay father and slutty mother's ass. The inbreeding shows it all in your family, out of your stupidity.

You can go hang yourself and die. Don't forget to carry your entire family along. Nkita.
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naijaboiy:
She looks pretty. I can imagine a dark pussy lips and pink inside the walls.

Flashh:
You people are good at fooling yourselves. Yeeboós are perfect in doing money rituals.


Let me ask you this simple question: Is it you flàtties birthright?

Go home and tell your drunkard father and haggard mother to shut up. Stúpid people that needs to be locked in cage. Dólt like you.

sekem:
Let's look at it this way.

If a woman can be a single mum( and a single dad implicitly), then a man can equally be a single dad( and a single mum implicitly) or don't you think so?

TrapSoul:
You'll never really understand unless you are gay yourself, it's very easy to judge/conclude when you are not the one in the situation
What are the spiritual ramifications tho?

Tiny23:
of course,mile 12 market in Lagos or you go to the supermarkets.

AfonjaStinks:



With the fake appearance (heavy make up)

Fake hair (weave)

Fake nails

Fake height (high heels)

Fake everything

No girl deserves a good man and no girl should have an opinion/suggestions on men

And no girl should call a guy ugly because girls are the ugliest creature on earth

Warhawk:
Let's ask ifa

naijaboiy:
Very Romantic.