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ituen:
One day James Bond, Robin Hood and Rambo were sitting in a pub bragging about how well each of them could shoot. They decided that they should have a small competition to determine who the best marksman was. They grabbed a little guy who was busy listening to the conversation, and made him stand against the wall with an apple on his head.

James was first, he took out his pistol and fired one shot. The apple exploded. He said while blowing in the pistols barrel : " BOND, JAMES BOND."

Robin was next and took out his bow and arrow. He took aim and fired one arrow. The apple flew into the air with the arrow sticking into it. Robin said : " ROBIN. ROBIN HOOD."

Rambo was next and he took out a double barrel shotgun. He aimed and fired. The apple and the little mans face exploded. Rambo said : " SORRY, FUCKING SORRY ."

thats the boring part

ituen:
Yes oh

I just wan help my friend

yes you are

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Lantern

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Dirty Diana - Michael Jackson

Tgirl4real:
In Scolarii we stand o

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Dreday escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.(Scopium and Jazzy)

He orders Scopium out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the Jazzy to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, (Scopium)the husband tells (Jazzy)his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Who bi dis

ituen:
Scopium once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Scopium:
[size=13pt]Glad we don't have such problem [/size]

stop pretending , thats exactly what u guyz are going through

Father

chai !

whateverrrrrrrrr

i think theres going to be a Re-match for this one.

Western union - Western union ft snoop

the end was a suspense , wats gonna happen to suliya kan aiyetoro kan

Suddenly

Eminem is just GREAT Lyrically and EXPOSITORY

omo i no fit laff ooooooooooooo

i just dey wonder whhy jazzy dey trip for scopium

no bi crime my brother , temi ye mi

baba

dis one wey u dey wink am , shey nothing sha