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[size=13pt]Dyabman na you be that? Horrible sight[/size]

no bi me oooooooooooo

olele

we hear you

ok oooooooo

na the highest treasure

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pop off

no wonder why u people bi like this

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I just dey great UNA Morning to y'all

E-Freaks

i feel ya

nobody is envying ur embryo friendship

ituen:
Satan has postponed friday

Make una celebrate with me

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

I go dey steal LOVE

@Hybrid-X

" , If I Had To Measure Ur Faggottisim , U'd Be A Fruit By The Foot ,

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

female na female , u bi confirm female

@Makavele

see your begging for duty, desperate soldier, so dude cant be a rider,
so venom dope? yep reptiles on heroin
I guess you was lucky against liquid like a tsunami survivor

i go reject that kain girl

@SHAZ, @Hybrid - X, @ edosioo

You ALL KNOW I DROP BARS LIKE A PENITINTIARY, I HIT FLOW'S LIKE A DOZEN LONG EXPIDITION OF ALIENATED CENTURIES, ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND TRY TO BEFRIEND ME, THIS AINT MYSPACE SO BUZZ OFF LIKE A BEE IN A WORLDWIDE INDUSTRY(bee honey factories are the second lowest industrial technology in the world at this time)

I DON'T GIVE AN ISH OR TWO ABOUT HOW YOU CARRY YOURSELF IN A BATTLE, YOU'D be BETTER OFF, HERDING CATTLE, SO FARMBOY GET UP OUT OF HERE LIKE RICHIE CHAPEL(astronaut), WE ALL KNOW YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A SATEL, LITE THAT BRINGS LIGHT ON YOUR DUSTED REPUTATION IN THIS BATTLE,

SO IF THIS CARRY IS STILL ON SON I'LL MAKE YOU WAYWARD LIKE THE WIND BLOCKING OUT THE UNDISPUTED ONE(song: carry on our wayward son), AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO PROVE TO YOU SO I AIN'T MYZZ.UNDERSTOOD(get the nameplay?and p.s. i'm the undisputed one not her no offence)SO THE QUESTION IS SHOULD I GO FOR THE DECISION OR THE K.O. I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO SPARE YOU LIKE A BOWLING BALL YO, SO THE DECISION IS YOURS, YOU TAKE THE SHOT, CUZ THE TICKERS TICKIN OUT AND IT'S TIME TIME TO SEE IF YOU CLUTCH OR NOT,

IMMA' HAVE TO SAY YOU AIN'T BUT I CANT REVIVE THE DECISION OF THE REF, I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO STICK YOU LIKE SOME TEF, LON, IF YOU THINK I'M DONE YET YOU WRONG, I CAN KEEP PUNCHIN' TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN, SO IF YOU A RUSSIAN, YOU BETTER STAY UP LIKE THE MARX AND THE LENIN OF THE TOUCHIN'(marx and lenin were socialists in russia)YA BRUSHIN' OFF YA SHOULDERS LIKE IT AIN'T NOTHIN', BUT YOU DEAD WRONG AND I MEAN REALLY DEAD, WELL ATLEAST THAT'S WHAT THE CORONER SAID,

IT SHOULDA' BEEN OVER BUT IT STILL YET AIN'T, I NEVER GIVE UP ON EIGHT BARS, I JUST CAYN'T, I RAP UNTIL MY SPREE IS OVER, AND WHEN IT IS YEAH YOU BET I TIP BOULDAS', IMMA' PULL OUT MY NINE STRAIGHT UP OUT OF THE HOLSTAS', I MAKE YOU ALL POSTAS', AND GEISTS, WHEN I ROB YA HEART YOU BET IT'LL BE A HEIST, OF THE HIGHEST CALIBUR, AFTER THIS BATTLE YOU'LL BE WORSHIPPIN ME LIKE ALEISTER(aleister crowley, a satan worshipper)

AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW, IMMA' EAT YOUR SOUL LIKE IRON MIKE ON THE ESPN SHOW(mike tyson told Evander Holyfield he would eat his soul on ESPN live)AND IF I DON'T STOP I'LL CREATE A BLACK HOLE, LIKE I'M COMBINING TWO ATOMS AIN'T THAT A HOE?(Russia is combining two atom's to figure out the depth of the universe and if they miss by a inch they will create a black hole that would kill us all)SO I WILL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME NIGGA YOU BETTA KNOW, AND IF YOU DON'T YOU JUST MIGHT GET FOU'D(shot with a 44. magnum)SO IF I WAS YOU I WOULD QUIT NOW AND TELL THE DEFINITION OF A COMODE, (which happens to be you cuz your shit stinks)

JUST LIKE THE MOBB SAID "AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS HALF WAY CROOK" NIGGA LOOK, IN' LIKE HE BOUT' TO HIT THE BOOKEND, BETTER WATCH OUT IN THIS TOWN OF THE SIN'D, IF YOU WASN'T HALFWAY STUPID YOU WOULD MEND, TOGETHER IN A WORLD OF LEATHER(you have to mend cloth to make leather)SO LET'S SEE IF YOU SMART, WHATS HEAVIER?, A HUNDRED BRICKS OR A HUNDRED FEATHERS?, CUZ I DON'T THINK YOU GOT IT, NOOBS WILL BID ON YA SOUL, OH SHIT NEVERMIND I JUST BOUGHT IT,

SO DID YOU CATCH THAT? ALL OF THAT LYRICAL SHIT? MY RHYMES ARE HEAVIER THAN YA' MOMS BIG FAT TIT'S, AND THAT'S A HARD FEAT TO ACCOMPLISH, SO IMMA' PASS THE MIC. TO THE GUY ON THE RECEIVING END OF THIS DISS FROM HELL LIKE THE ONE AND ONLY MISCHEIVIOUS RIGHT OF THE V, VENDETTA SO IMMA' FINALLY FINISH MY TALES OF THE BETTA', YOUR TURN DIA, YET I'M STILL NOT ALL OUT OF RHYMES OF THE METTAH, SO HURRY UP AND DO THIS SHIT SO I CAN LAY OUT MY CHEDDAH,

edosioo:
shaz is a girl u fool.,. and she trained makapussi and crude oyel

why the insult, ur not gonna make me cry

yup yup it is

chai E-MADNESS

J-Holiday - Bed

dont worry , very soon na E-AIDS

okay i'm all yours