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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by Dygeasy(op):
LIST OF SUGGESTED MEN TO WOO


Tallesty1
Naijaboiy
Chibwike
Laurel P
Djeezy
DaveP
Dre11
Kelvingraphics
Zicoraads
Tosyne2much
Neldrizzy
Ruudnisterooy
Beennkumar
MatthewBriggs
Matcruz
Cutemaro
Rapzino
Emmyspark007
VictoriousVic
Mization
Obayaya
Kilokeys
Xcapist
Jbluv55
Blackstallion
Harlos
RomanceThe Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by Dygeasy(op): 12:29am On Sep 29, 2014
Hello Nairalanders,


We are pleased to bring to you the Nairaland Romance Section's wooing challenge. This is for the ladies, yeah right! The ladies choose their men and get them wooed.

Without further ado, introducing your host DYGEASY.

Let's get to it.

The floor is open. Choose your men ladies!!!
LiteratureRe: The JOB by Dygeasy(op): 7:22pm On Sep 28, 2014
CHAPTER 9

Exactly two weeks after Angela Orlu's death, David got to work as early as usual at 6:00am and sat in his chair. He just stared into space all through his first hour in his office. He was thinking about so many things- His new job, the outrageous salary and bonuses, the deaths, William's return and his offer to help keep him safe. Keep him safe from who or what? Elizabeth's involvement in Angela's murder. Could she have done it? Could she have done it and still act so saintly as she had the other day? He had no answers to the questions. The two biggest celebrities under the company just died under mysterious circumstances which gave him or anyone enough reasons to be wary. He tried getting himself to get to work but he just found it hard to concentrate. One hour later and he had not still done anything other than stare into space and think. Some minutes past seven AM, Professor Charles Chole peered in and walked into David's office.

"Good Morning sir." David said standing up.

"Morning." Charles mumbled and nodded. "How are you preparing for your examinations?"

"Errmm.. I don't know. Fine. I've been distracted by the happenings around but I'll cope." David said.

"Distracted? How? How are they any of your business?"

David raised his eyebrows. He kept silent.

"Better get properly prepared. You wouldn't want to break the record would you?"

David still kept quiet.

"Good." Charles said and walked towards the door.

***

"David got up and headed for the door. He walked out of his office towards the elevator. He got in and noticed the button for the tenth floor had been pressed. Apparently the beautiful young lady beside him was going to the tenth floor too. "Hi," David said to her.
She was dressed in tight black leather pants which emphasized all of her features and David had almost never beheld a pair of stilletos that high. She flipped her head backwards and her hair flung to the back to form a beautiful mane while she stood with her head high. "Hi." She said to David.

"You're new here?" David said trying to strike a conversation with her.

"Yes. I'm about to sign a movie contract."

"You're an actress? I don't know you.

"You've probably been watching the wrong movies."

"I'm David. You are."

"Stay updated with movie news. I'm sure you'll find out what my name is and you're gonna bless this day." She responded and stepped out of the elevator which had stopped on the tenth floor.

David got out too. Richard and Moni Aji were standing outside the elevator. Moni gave him a smile while he forced himself to smile back. He veered to his right towards the movie studio. Posters and wallpapers bearing the photos of Angela Orji still remained on the walla but they instead bore mournful messages and there was a sad tone to the colours of everything around him. He kept walking and entered into the studio. It was dreadfully silent And dark. He looked at the stage and he came to a stark realisation of what his business really was in there. Investigations were ongoing and here he was at a murder or death scene as the case may be. He strode round the large room looking for nothing in particular. Everywhere was cleaned up and there really was nothing to find even if he was looking for anything. He decided he was going to leave afterall then something struck his attention. A leather-jacket was on the floor well out of view. It was right under the director's seat. Which explains why nobody took any notice of it. The cops must have concentrated mainly on the stage where Angela's corpse was found. "Dumbos." Davod muttered to himself. He bent down to pick it but straightened himself. Common sense told him if the jacket was some sort of evidence, he'd better pick it with gloves and keep it in an evidence bag or polythene bag. He looked around and could find nothing that would suffice for the items he needed. He dashed out at once towards the elevator bumping into a cleaner outside. "Sorry." He managed to say and walked as fast as he could towards the elevator which took him straight down to the second floor.

***

In the topmost floor of COLE Consolidated Building, Charlie and Eddie were relaxing in their chairs before the numerous screens where the watched people real time. A young man dressed in cleaner robes got into the room half-breathing half-gasping. "I got it." He said raising a leather-jacket up for the duo to see.

"Great." Eddie said.

"But I found the new guy snooping around. Do you think he might be suspecting something?" The cleaner asked.

"There is only one way to know." Charlie said and pressed some buttons and David's office came into view on one of the screens. "There." He said smiling satisfactorily. David was seen holding a bag and heading out of his office.

"-Bleep! He was coming back for the jacket."

"Thank your stars. And hope the boss doesn't know about the mistake." Eddie said.

"What's going on here?" Max, the heavily built man bellowed as he came in. "And why are you watching David Osho?"

"He was in the studio today. I don't know what he was looking for but he was there." The cleaner said.

"Okay." Get back to work. "Richard and Moni Aji have been taken care of." He said and went out back the way he came.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:34am On Sep 28, 2014
DExplorer1: Nice having you host the show, Dygeasy. This' obviously my first post since Seun murdered this moniker. It's that important i make a comment with it to appreciate the continuity of this concept. . .good to see the show running. The Wooing Challenge is one of the longest running event on NL with 4 or 5 Seasons so far, and to see it bring the Romance section users together at each season is pretty amazing, needless to mention the fun and potent romantic memories of past seasons. From the few pages i could read, it's good to see the mods participate just as we won't talk clean of this event without the duo of Sexkillz and Jaybee. Though this could be a game but its effect on some of us has been positive, as some had some pretty good relationship via The Wooing Challenge. Thanks Dygeasy, you brought some life to the section and hope you hand-over to your like at any time you chose to. Kudos!
Thank you sir. Only stepping into the oversize shoes you left. I'm glad you were here. smiley
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:24am On Sep 28, 2014
harlos: Thank you sir cool
You're welcome.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:19am On Sep 28, 2014
Neldrizzy: i swear down.. Dygeasy is a genius.. i wish 2 be like him wen i grow up grin
Thanks Nelson. smileycool
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:47pm On Sep 27, 2014
chibwike: Bro you made it happen, looking forward to seeing you hosting the mtn project fame, or BBA one day.
I CLAIM IT IN JESUS NAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!



SOMEBODY SAY AMEN FOR ME PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEE cheesy


Thanks brother!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:41pm On Sep 27, 2014
Winners Of The Night - Nairaland's latest couples

Marieolae & Kiddblingzz


Sarimah & Djeezy


Missterious & VictoriousVic


MizMyColi & Seagold


Xcapist & Kika23


Farano & Mization


Dechandel & Kilokeys


Missberrypop5 & Chibikwe


Xtarxhyne & Harlos


SpcAgtOko & Jbluv55


Ivyy & Ruudnisterooy


Claireshan & Neldrizzy



Conjugal bliss till next year. Great choices, wonderful couples.


I'm glad I brought you guys together.


I'm happy for the lucky men and the wise ladies.


A big applause for them


An applause for me too.


Audience, it was fun with you guys. Clap for yourselves.


Watch out next week for the ladies' edition. Where the men will have the chance to be wooed by beautiful ladies.


Good night.

Signing out....


Your host;

..dygeasy... cool

*Kicks Alomo bottle out of the way*
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:34pm On Sep 27, 2014
[size=18pt]CONGRATULATIONS NELDRIZZY[/size]
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:26pm On Sep 27, 2014
Claireshan oooooooooo
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:25pm On Sep 27, 2014
[size=18pt]CONGRATULATIONS RUUDNISTEROOY[/size]
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:18pm On Sep 27, 2014
Claireshan, make a decision now please.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:17pm On Sep 27, 2014
[size=18pt]CONGRATULATIONS KILOKEYS[/size]
TV/MoviesRe: Mtn Project Fame Season 7.0 Official Thread by Dygeasy(m): 9:13pm On Sep 27, 2014
Debby be like "Ruky, we will share that money ni oo" grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:07pm On Sep 27, 2014
adrianstylez: You make it sound like war grin

CHOOSE YOUR MEN NOW!!!
It's over an hour, we won't be here all night.


Dechandel and Ivyy.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 9:00pm On Sep 27, 2014
Really Dechandel, Ivyy, you are playing on our patience.



Choose your men NOW.
TV/MoviesRe: Mtn Project Fame Season 7.0 Official Thread by Dygeasy(m): 8:57pm On Sep 27, 2014
akeem0502: Emekus, sorry, talking about talent or voice he did not have as much as the top 4. He wanted to play the sympathy card when his mother came to the house and he was telling his mum that he has not paid school fees on camera, what's our f**king business if he hasn't paid his school fees?
Good for him
That's not fair.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:51pm On Sep 27, 2014
Neldrizzy, Devilmaycry drop your lines please.


Dechandel, Ivyy, choose your men please.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:49pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dygeasy: NOTES


Kilokeys & KashKampKen & Kelvingraphics & Beennkumar to woo DECHANDEL


Unarguably the biggest event of the challenge. The rather quiet Mr. Kilokeys and Mr. KashKampKen, Mr. Kelvingraphics, the man who threw a big lavish party few days ago and the most handsome man on Nairaland, Mr. Nairaland himself, Mr. Beenkumar all out and set for a tug of war for beautiful Miss Dechandel. All of them have chosen to be pretty quiet all the while. Is it a tactic? Is Dechandel gonna be in a state of confusion? Yesterday she was telling a certain lady, Sarimah how easy it is to make a decision. "Just make a choice. No hard feelings." in her words. Let's hope she's gonna find it easy as thought tonight. cool



Chibikwe & Muhdg to woo Missberrypop5.

Another tussle which has always been right in my face for days. Chibikwe stood unopposed for days. Something he relished at first but suddenly he felt he really has to win this beautiful lady fair and square, he advertised for a challenge by himself. What a brave man. Missberrypop do you see that? Muhdg then came out of the greens of Nairaland and indicated interest. What a worthy challenge he'd be. For hours on end now, he's been throwing jibes at Chibikwe. Missberrypop5 do you see that too? wink


Jigsawkillah & Harlos to woo Xtarxhyne

Interestingly, a pretty silent duo and even their lady has been barely seen. She was sighted by the paparazzi last night cheering on Naijaboiy who lost Marieolae to Kiddablingzz last night. Will these two men come up with something to cheer them on about tonight? That's left to be seen Xtarxhyne. Don't pronounce it as you see it for the sake of your teeth. Replace the 'x' with 's'. Thank me later. wink


Jbluv55 & Nobody to woo SPCAGTOKO

I'm laughing so hard here. See as my guys tear race. Special Agent OKO. Interesting. Popular bar and relaxation centre CEO, Jbluv55 obviously needs to beef up his security so I'm not surprised he went after an expert in defense matters given that I myself have raised a cutlass on Jbluv55. Apparently he's the only one contending for this fair oyinbo pepper. Congratulations Jbluv55.


Ruudnisterooy & Blackstallion to woo IVYY.

It's gonna be a poetic evening I know. No doubt about the shakespearian tendencies in these two men but will those kind of lines work in the century? We shall find out soon enough. IVYY are you ready? Wait for it. cool


Neldrizzy & Devilmaycry to woo CLAIRESHAN.

Neldrizzy who has talked too many a time about whom to woo before eventually settling for the beautiful soft-spoken Claireshan. What is he up to tonight? And to his challenge, Devilmaycry. Hmmm.. *sighs*
Let's hope the devil truly cries when he drops his lines and probably get Claireshan
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:34pm On Sep 27, 2014
Neldrizzy, Devilmaycry, fire away please.

Drop those lines.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:25pm On Sep 27, 2014
IVYY do you want us to wait for Blackstallion?
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:23pm On Sep 27, 2014
[size=18pt]CONGRATULATIONS JBLUV55[/size]
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:20pm On Sep 27, 2014
Neldrizzy and Devilmaycry, up next. Warming up!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:19pm On Sep 27, 2014
Blackstallion is absent.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:17pm On Sep 27, 2014
[size=18pt]CONGRATULATIONS HARLOS[/size]
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:16pm On Sep 27, 2014
E be like say Jbluv55 wan collect green card. cheesygrin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:13pm On Sep 27, 2014
Xtarxhyne: tot u r good @ making quick decisions tongue
No mind am. The way she was chief judge and prosecutor at the same time last night.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:11pm On Sep 27, 2014
Jbluv55: Dygeasy am here cheesygrin. Can I proceed with my long presentation? grin
Of course Sir. Not like you have a contender anyway. grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:10pm On Sep 27, 2014
missberrypop5: Can i judge now? grin
please do
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:09pm On Sep 27, 2014
dechandel: Nawa o
Na Polyandry sure pass for my matter o angry
Unacceptable. Just friendzone two of 'em. grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:09pm On Sep 27, 2014
Missberrypop5

Dechandel

We look up to you. Waiting.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Dygeasy(op): 8:07pm On Sep 27, 2014
dechandel: Ghostmode grin
You have a decision to make.

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