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hahahahaha I can't o..eh! This kind of person? God forbid!

booqee: it is 'lost' not 'loss'.
Oya pronounce it: L-O-S-T.
Very good!
we may now promote u to jss1.

hahahahahahaha booqee una no go kill me with laffta

PretiEbony: Story! story!!....Story!!!





Nice story, kip it up....mtschew

baby last time I checked MTSCHEW is a written way of hissing..
Pretty hilarious story btw

PretiEbony: No comment!!!

cos it isnt funny!!

[quote author=Alaafia l‘oro]They‘ve started giving admission to ppl but those dat I know of ‘re ex-pedites..but u jst ‘ve to wait & keep urself in tune with whatever is happening around school.[/quote]its not ex-pdites that are being given admission.. Just jambites are. Maybe some ex-pdites sha.
Anyways just visit jamb.org.ng and check your admission status. You might be lucky to have been chosen.
Goodluck

27naira: Seun,
you so pissed me off with this your overlord tendencies.
"How does this affect the price of garri in the market" is a comment that does not insult neither does it degrade or derail any thread whatsoever. Anybody can choose to ignore or comment on it. Guy, Nairaland is your own, yes we agree! But the forum users (both the annoying ones, the funny ones, the bigots and intelligent ones) made it what it is today. As a matter of fact, YOUR interference shouldnt be conspicuous if you want this forum to grow. The bigoted, racial and obsecene commenters never get banned and you're here telling me that people that makes such a simple howbeit annoying comment will earn a ban. Dude you need to chill alil bit

SECONDed

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for
the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off
his back, and had nothing left but a quarter
and the second half of his round-trip ticket --
If he could just get to the airport he could get
himself home. So he went out to the front of
the casino where there was a cab waiting. He
got in and explained his situation to the
cabby. He promised to send the driver money
from home, he offered him his credit card
numbers, his drivers license number, his
address, etc. but to no avail. The cabby said,"If
you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out
of my cab!" So the businessman was forced
to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in
time to catch his flight. One year laterthe
businessman, having worked long and hard
to regain his financial success, returned to
Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling
pretty good about himself, he went out to
thefront of the casino to get a cab ride back
to the airport. Well who should he see out
there, at the end of a long line of cabs, buthis
old buddy who had refused to give him a ride
when he was down on his luck. The
businessman thought for a moment about
how he could make the guy pay for his lack
ofcharity, and he hit on a plan. The
businessman got in the first cab in the
line,"How much for a ride to the airport," he
asked?"Fifteen bucks," came the reply."And
how much for you to give me a Mouth Action on
the way?""What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each
cab in the long line and asked the same
questions, with the same result. When he got
to his old friend at the back of the line, he
got in and asked"How much for a ride to the
airport?" The cabby replied"fifteen bucks."
The businessmansaid "ok" and off they
went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long
line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile
andthumbs up sign to each driver.
.
.
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The rest is left for u to imagine.. ☺

Ologun eru (d owner of twenty slaves) in ibadan
Ogbere idi osan
oremeji (two friends)
Eleha (d muslim ninjas)
Cele (as in celestial)
Kumapayi (death don't kill dis one )
all in ibadan