₦airaland Forum

kinglekan:
[b]
We met upon the internet, a friendship electronic, expressed alone in words, thoughts and smiley's on a faceless forum. Inevitably platonic.

Like a few others I found something in you beyond written words. I wish I could put them all together like Shakespeare and woo you like King Solomon but I would rather do this in the simplicity of King Lekan.

Every thought of you fills me with sweet emotions; your very warm and tender nature creates tingly reactions in my belly. Let's take a bold step and risk moving from friendship to love. From Comradeship to passionate intimacy.

~When you are thirsty, let me be the one to chill your soft lips with a kiss.

~When you feel cold at night, let me be the one to cuddle your sweet luscious body till sunrise.

~When you feel down, let me be the one to hold you close to me and whisper the words "...everything would be okay"

To love is a decision made not once, but everyday. To love and to be loved is a two-way street, two must give or love is not to be.

In the words of the Great King Solomon; "You're beautiful from head to toe, my dear love, beautiful beyond compare, absolutely flawless."

Would you be mine sassybae?

Cc: Dygeasy, Tohpahz
[/b]

klepto2015:
To SASSYBAE,



Come babe, you no even reason am?
Why I dey ask you those stupid questions the other day?
I asked you if you fit swim.
If you stay in a storey building or attend redeem?
Whether you've been to an airport or been to portharcourt.

I sat down all day trying to think of more but then I am just being stupid I no know why I dey fall.
Baby tell me wetin dey make me fall sef?
I don dey craze I no know wetin to talk sef?
You know I've always imagined talking to you but the liver no just gree me face you cos for fear say I go just be like every other guy wey you don wash.

But now even if you wash me, I go still dey proud cos all these other guys wey just dey look dey wait make you wash me, I pass them.
Secretly dem dey die for your body but dem no born them.make dem come meet you. Your body is to kill for, con die for am join.
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use create you.
I sure say e tey pass when he talk say "Let there be light." When he talk let there be light sef, na because of you. He wan use the light see wetin he don do ni. He use the light admire you.

I don reason so many things, my classy sassy chick.
Only you fit complement my existence. I don waka around this obodo Nairaland.
I no just see anyone wey make sense pass you, Mba! Dem no reach.
So right now nothing fit make me dey happy pass make you just gree say you go be my own.
As in to follow me go house. I don prepare every wonderful thing wey go make you happy.
I go do everything wey dey possible to make sure say you go be the happiest woman for this world. Just anything wey you want na hin I go do.

Bae, please just say yes to me make we enjoy life together. Come and be my 'lolo'. Make we gather prove to these guys wey dey here say true love dey very possible anywhere.

Na my own humble and sincere submission be this o. My love for you na Cat and Rat. If you tell me No here, I go still chase enter anywhere. Even if na Ads section you start to dey frequent or Pets section. I go follow you.


Klepto2015

tohpahz:
Hosting with me is Dygeasy Report for duty sire..

mystage:
OMO WERREY IN BOLD AND CAPITAL LETTER!

mystage:
mine is 2moro. check d schedule list. except dat werrey guy *Dygeasy* has changed it again.

Sassybae:
Are you serious? 20pages?

mystage:
@Dygeasy

dnt u tink 10mins is too short? some of us have lines dat is equivalent to a 20pages novel, how re we gonna post dat in just 10mins?

agoadiv:
If i can woo 2 pple den I'll woo queenbets.y n mhizkel
Bt if i cnt then i wanna woo mhizkel this night

Cc dygeasy cc Tohpahz

agoadiv:
Dygeasy can i change my mind? I wanna woo someone another person is competing to woo, cnt just drop punchlines wen she doesn't have some else to listen to

Omotayor123:
You schedule me for tomorrow nah...

Omotayor123:
My schedule for the competition is today..

Dygeasy:
[size=15pt]PARTICIPANTS[/size]



1. Agoadiv to *** to woo QUEENBETSY

2. Stlaibrown & Kinglekan to woo SASSYBAE

3. Bqlekan & *** to woo MHIZKEL

4. Agarawu23 & *** to woo ZEALOT4ME

5. Jwhizzy & Sexistbastard & Dharmyyinks & Cleathead to woo GURGLE

6. Macmilla & Jacksparrow0712 to woo LADYBOSS1

7. Danjuma827 & Johnnoah1st to woo ADEH39

8. Kingtom & *** to woo ISHILOVE

9. Egift & *** to woo UTCHGIRL

10. Wordbank & *** to woo EGGOVINMMA

11. Mystage & Sinnzu to woo PRETTYTHICKSME

12. Princealexndre & *** to woo MIDEHI

13. Wristbangle & Dygeasy to woo TOHPAHZ.

14. Scentmarlc & Freemanan to woo OMOTAYOR123

15. Mictima & *** to woo WHIZQUEEN

16. Cowleg & Officialcart3rg & Demmy0325 to woo TWACI

17. Sinizia & **** to woo cherryice

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

I guess yhu drop dem in a polite way.

cuz even doz involved wunt find any fun in it.

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

doz ppl wid empty slots,
Is daht hw u organizers are gonna leave it.?

Like jez a single guy wooinq a girl.

Dygeasy:
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
[size=15pt]PARTICIPANTS[/size]
[b]
DAY 1
FRIDAY 14th August 2015
6:05pm - 6:15pm
1. Agoadiv to *** to woo QUEENBETSY
6:20pm - 6:30pm
2. Kinglekan to woo SASSYBAE
6:35pm - 6:45pm
3. Bqlekan & *** to woo MHIZKEL
6:50pm - 7:00pm
4. Agarawu23 & *** to woo ZEALOT4ME
7:05pm - 7:15pm
5. Jwhizzy & Sexistbastard & Dharmyyinks & Cleathead to woo GURGLE

7:20pm - 7:30pm 6. Macmillaaa & Jacksparrow0712 to woo LADYBOSS1
7:35pm - 7:45pm
7. Danjuma827 & Johnnoah1st to woo ADEH39
7:50pm - 8:00pm
8. Kingtom & *** to woo ISHILOVE

8:05pm - 8: 15pm
9. Egift & *** to woo UTCHGIRL

8:20pm - 8:30pm 10. Wordbank & *** to woo EGGOVINMMA





DAY 2
SATURDAY15th August 2015

6:05pm - 6:15pm
11. Mystage & Sinnzu to woo PRETTYTHICKSME
6:20pm - 6:30pm
12. Princealexndre & *** to woo MIDEHI

6:35pm - 6:45pm
13. Wristbangle & Dygeasy to woo TOHPAHZ.

6:50pm - 7:00pm
14. Scentmarlc & Freemanan to woo OMOTAYOR123

7:05pm - 7:15pm
15. Mictima & *** to woo WHIZQUEEN

7:20pm - 7:30pm
16. Cowleg & Officialcart3rg & Demmy0325 to woo TWACI
7:35pm - 7:45pm
17. Sinizia & **** to woo CHERRYICE
7:50pm - 8:00pm
18. Speakdatruth & *** to woo CHERLENE
8:05pm - 8:15pm
19. Stlaibrow & *** to woo REDGEM
8:20pm - 8:30pm
20. Rilwayne001 & *** to woo ADUFETOHPOSH

8:35pm - 8:45pm
21. Davecafaray & *** to woo GEMC3 [/b]

stlaibrowne:
I am not distorting anything just have a change of mind. It's not like you as a moderator assign or select the slot or something. I made the choice and now I am changing it and thank god she accepted that's all . Or do you need me to state the reason I change my mind of course not

wristbangle:
I dey fine bros. Day 2 is saturday right?

Omotayor123:
That tomorrow get as he be oooo.

Jacksparrow0712:
Dygeasy pls can I have my own moved to the last? Pls!

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

dygeasy, I can see tohpyy's luv dun
make u kolo.

Day2 get error, Today is Friday & its 14th.
Love is crazy.

wristbangle:
Dygeasy how far na?

stlaibrowne:
Yea sure tophaz update abeg and can I woo two ladies if not update my entry

dygeasy I have make some changes I am to woo redgem now only if I can woo two ladies if not I am on teamredgem

wristbangle:
Hahahaha. Wetin be ur own na bro . Tohphaz love me like that

softapples:
CC tohpahz and dygeasy is it only romancelanders dat guyz can woo? "there are female nairalanders in d family and health section dat are worth wooing.

wristbangle:
I dream of u when I slept this afternoon.

Twaci:
Dyg i have been around. Had a little issue with my bb though. How have u been dear?

Twaci:
Its ok sis
How's work?

Gurgle:
what? I had like 3 or 4 wooers where did you keep them