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you finally conditioned to go inside ur net...E no go better for these creatures..God purnish una...

the way u get to smack the foolish mosquito with all vexation.....atleast I got you..

one of the mosquitoes that perched on ur left thigh busy swallowing ur blood nd u never noticed it till u felt that tiny pricky pain.

you when uv been bitten left right nd centre nd ur now confused on what part of ur body u should hit nd protect... nd u be like " OMG.!!..this is too much for me...

you dishing out warnings nd orders ..None of u should come close to me ooo....see m not smiling with anyone of u ooo...

you on sighting d legion of mosquitoes coming towards u ....Blood of Amos!! what is this?...where r they from?

how the mosquitoes be rushing towards u...its havest time"!!

final check from the mosquito spy ....then sounding the alarm " it's time for attack...

knowing fully well d stakes ain't on ur side any longer, u decide to gear up...getting prepared for whatever is coming ur way...." the last stand"

once again, u try giving it another trial by pulling the cord then suddenly d cord breaks...nd u r like " jeesuu!! it is finished...what is all these..!!

how a distant mosquito be staring at u knowing fully well that it's about to go down on you...

ur expression after uv tried several times to start d generator but it isn't responding...then u begin to ask urself ; what's really happening...i am not understanding...could this be from d village;...whom have I wronged?

you few hours later when something unusual happens to ur generator..." ur thoughts; but d fuel was meant to last longer than this Na...quickly u rush to go investigate...

how d mosquitoes be spying on you ....waiting patiently for d gen to go off nd for u to sleep off.....patience is golden"

you feeling relaxed n chilling ....ur ceiling fan hovering at maximum speed.." let me see how they would succeed in attacking me tonight"...

ur expression towards the mosquitoes when ur generator is turned on nd working perfectly...una plan no go work...

how the mosquitoes stares at u when u walk in with the 2 litres of petrol u bought nd gently refilling ur tank..the mosquitoes be like " this bros must be very wicked...so na gen en wan on now...?...

you filled with joy..coming back with the killer package ...Na me get my house nd ain't gonna share it with no one...not those things

without wasting time, u quickly dash out to go get some mosquito repellant...I just won't tolerate those vampires tonight...no be my blood una go feast on abeg..

well..u decided to get something to eat just to beat d hunger troubling u...but just as u about taking in, u notice d presence of two mosquitoes hovering around u nd u be like " damn! not again...not these tiny devils...not tonight abeg...

just u about to sit nd relax, the light goes nd u be like " what d heck Is wrong with these crazy mofos..

when u back from work nd discover that there's electricity....whao!.what a lovely evening/night it's going to be...

when u return home from work and met electricity...u b like " whao...this PHCN people seem to have repented ooo...conditions tonight go make sense...

op u sef deserve the honour as best rapper cus u just flowed with no single inclusion of a punctuation mark....I hail ooo

nd instead of going to assist, u were busy taking shots...damn!!

prela:
Please what's plenaries anyone

proceedings/ activities that goes on in the house...

yeah...they r back on...

Dudeweedlmao:
still better than giving that position to a lawyer. i mean your minister of Power is a lawyer

Each Time I think of that,

soberdrunk:
As a Nigerian things like "Asteroid", "satellites" and other "intergalactic issues" is the least of our problems, we have too many things to worry about already, all the things we have survived in this country is too much for us to start fearing one oversized rock that is millions of miles away.......

lol....u funny..

chidynks@yahoo.com

kudos bro.....