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89green:
should we tell them

Shhh!...experience they say is the best teacher.....so just keep quiet .....E go reach everybody Las las

As a stammerer, when I was called upon to come defend my I.T, SEMINAR and PROJECT all in front of other students......Omo!....the barrage of ehyaaa wey I just dey hear, almost made me shed tears.......But as a guy man, i had to summon courage to dey smile...But deep inside, Na shame and regret just full me heart and mind ..!

Omo no be small thing....

Was cruising with my friends sliding down the stair rails of a story building ...Those kind of old building that's got its stairs outside ....Got to my turn.. I sharply flip one of my legs across so as to slid down...Omo Na so I take miss step come crashland on my back to the ground with one of my legs facing towards the heavens....You know the shocking thing; in as much as the ground was a very rough one with pieces of bottles and nails scattered around, I wasn't skinly injured....I only broke my arm .....

Second was when myself and twin were playing with pointed and sharp sticks and iron metals...u know those kinda sword fights after taking inspirations from karate movies....Omo Na so my bro threw the pointed stick at me towards my eye....Na so blood begin spill...the part above my left eye caught the hit and got slit.....ThankGod the pupil wasn't affected......I'm fine..

Thirdly was .......Omo forget....stories plenty...Abi Na the one wey happen for boarding school....choi

Abi Na the one wey be say I came back from church feeling so thirsty...got to the sitting room, sighted a container of liquid on the dinning table( usually, when we done with all these containers that contains groundnut oil inside them, we usually wash the container clean so as to use them for storing water for drinking).....Na so I sight the container ontop dinning table ...so naw...see me naw; with that kind of serious thirst , I didn't check what actually was the real content inside of it believing that it was just water and forgetting how popsi had always advice us to use the cup while wanting to drink water, I threw those advice aside and quickly opened the container, positioned my mouth and wahhhhhh...started gulping the entire liquid inside of me.....it was after some seconds when I must have felt satisfied sort of that I started noticing some kind of awkward taste ....then I was like wtf!... I then checked; lo and behold; Na groundnut oil.....well to cut the story short, nothing happened to me ....still alive and strong... We move!!

guobe:
Lol this your own strong well well

the guy really be like devil's incarnate...

Samajogs:
Wetin wey Nigerians no go put for mouth...

then what would u say about the Asians?......those ones wey fit chop aliens...

Yet the party in power today was the one that applied it the most in a very despicable and disrespectful manner during the past elections.......

Pootle:
so where is the money

Nnpc cash predators staring at you and this your question now....!!

Shebi you won't keep quiet and face your front now.......why u asking for the money;...u want to go rob it?..

Yet we keep borrowing loans and looking for people to scratch their blokos!

Lol...you and your country men messed the country's image beyond comprehension and here u are trying to pay your way to rebrand a country who's image you and same country men are still messing up...........I wonder how much is gonno go down the drain just to try to achieve this...!

Abi is this just another "pro-LAMBA" version trying to take place?........E no dey hard APC and its goons naw....Very Epic in their doings

Innocent people in this country really have suffered sha!...

rattlesnake:
stfu....you cannot wake a man who pretends to be asleep

Omo this your quote really dey solid!!....Choi!!

Lol...believe fire!!......wike's balls of steel no gallant reach those sides ....!!

brain54:
Especially bayelsa...

baba if u dey mention their names, e dey vex me.....no dey mention those names!!

brain54:
As far as I am concerned...

Those are two of the most useless states.

Despite receiving huge allocations and their relatively small size and populations they still have the least to show in terms of developments!

uv said it all bro.....past leaders from those states really needs to be locked up....ALL of them!!

Wike only revoking to reclaim....

If only Wike was appointed as the defence minister....

Yet u hear some people say the south east ain't safe as compared to the so called acclaimed sophisticated state........

Like someone would say, propaganda no fit overshadow reality!...

ItisWell22:
May your union be blessed.

oh lawd!!.....now it becomes scary!

And una talk say we dey progress like this?....

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind sha.....till I see this for front page...

Like play, this man ruled for 8 solid years....

Then where are u gonno classify a brain that sees two boobs with nipples falling outta the sky without parachutes..!

People like Godswill akpabio go gree?....

That man eh!!....together with Wike!...

The way av been staring at Tinubu for quite sometime now .....In as much as av not been a fan of him, he's beginning to really do things that I least expected of him especially in his first tenure not minding if it's gonno bless or mar his journey to winning a second term!!....

Be like say this man go perform far better than I expected and more than his predecessor!......This man be like.....be like...I don't know but the way I dey look this man, be like say this man carry better doings for mind come in as much as say majority of the populace never begin feel any positive impact from his doings......

ANYWAYS, ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER....BUT AFTERMATH(the final result) OF THE ACTION SPEAKS THE LOUDEST!!.....make...make...make I still dey observe the man sha

Smithwilliams826:
na lust you fall in. Dem no dey fall in love

point bro.....What we call love is simply lust!!

The only one who's proven true perfection of love to us is JESUS CHRIST! and secondly maybe from family members...

Until the good ones rise up to speak and act, the bad ones will Keep having a field's day...

Shebi dem swear for Nigeria like this so?....Abi Na bad thing say make Naija enjoy good governance?....wetin dey happen naw?

Why economy go just dey slide up and down a stripper pole Like a stripper?

Ebubu6:
At this time, yes, in 10 years time which is just when Tinubu will hand over, there may be progress.

Omo!...I gbadun your level of hope and optimism!!...very laudable nwanne..

AUnty Kemi versus the Nigerian police right now!!

Chei!...front page material abeg!....

See my Messi!....Chai! Eliza nnemuooo!!

Can't believe av visited this thread like 7 times today just to have a look at aunty MESSI....

Oga cabals or very close associates exists even in churches, Cabals exists in homes and even in relationships too.. .....so no dey cap....Na you wey no dey lucky to be part of the so called cabals....

I keep saying it that for the fact that a person of Buhari could comfortably rule for a whole years of 8 whether as a main or as a frontal, ....That means, Tinubu should stand his grounds to rule too no matter who's ox is gored!

I'm not a fan to Tinubu but the northerners should be made to know that the country ain't theirs alone to make decisions that stands!!

The only actress of recent that I can sit and watch her movies comfortably....!!