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Fraiser:
I believe u broda... I am an optimist...

I also believe him... I am fantastically optimism.
yeeepa! see gbagaun lol

ngoziigwe what are u doin here,iffa catch u ehn. awayu dear,u see wetin ur people dae do?

Fraiser:
lol... i will b waiting for your pastor, hope na woman sha, ns only lady pastor fit deliver me o

my pastor na armaphrodite,u go tire na
double anointing.hehe

kovy077:
walais this post burst my head enter my intestine comot shit from my nyash, den kary am enta my mouth back, i don laf pieces

bros take am easy o,this one don dae enter spiritual case na

AirstarKane:
Hey God bless you. Can you gimme his number pleaseeeee. I mean dtobs been asking here na where you go before. Thank God for everything

lemme send d number tru Gc thread,quote me frm there pls,u no say guys dae para for here,make dem no think say na DG numba.how hav u been dear,are u also in stream3? lol

BlackGoldBoy:
small ke?. ..ow u min nh baba?

his info doesn't look like a rumour so i believe am kekere.. in b like say another person talk say in beep DG and DG call am back,ok now royco ladun

Saw this on NYSC official fb page,cdnt stop laffing at the last part.

What is delaying the CUL for stream 2 batch A. Please other batches are waiting to be mobilised, time is precious let's not waste the youths time. The more we are idle the more corrupt Nigeria becomes because you can't expect us to fold our hands jobless without kidnapping, robbing banks, prostituting and becoming terrorists to be paid handsomely.

lmaoooo

kovy077:
den if you are a prospective corp member for stream ii just wait and you would thank God and thank me for my infos

it seems u sound real small lol

Pinkyberry2:
yes ooo, I even called my grandma bf, who is the DG and he told me that all those who filled IPOB states will be in stream 4, because of the recent herds men attack.. and Enugu is my second choice.. am soo sad right now. pls console me...

bwahahahaha! grandma bf ko?oya enter my villa lemme console u very well dear.
lot of funny peeps here mehn,make we dae use nysc matter laugh na in remain jare

Oyehomie:
Nope i don't av any of theirs o...except that I'm following dem here on NL

ok bro,oya i command u to start following me as well,u have to be my disciple lol

Fraiser:
lol... No mind me jare, bur dat stream 3 of a tin dey hilarious abeg, e never happen bfor nd e no go take our set happen... Baba dat church matter enh, e no go make sense make i dey inside church make usher dey take corner corner eyes look me all d tym because I no fit just leave dis thread for 30 mins now talkless of about 3 to 4 hrs..

Na im b say u need deliverance padi mi,my pastor will b with u shortly,hahahaha!

MemphisDepay:
Imagine the scenes at MUFC if at 90 mins
its 0-0 and city are getting beat 1-0 by
Swansea! Then Martial scores an Aguero
style last min!
#page352. I wanna dedicate this laudable achievement to all of us "kopppppppppas" that will travel this saturday. Let's pray for a safe trip tho. This is only the start of greatness for all of us. Hit like if you believe! Hit share if you don't!

Na Man u fans full here ba,gerrahere mehn!

MemphisDepay:
who be villagers dem? Hassty, Orire, Ayodele, Ifeanyi, Willomax, Munachi, Stella(birthday geh) bety(your wyf) , go finnish all of dem for here. Ifeanyi would be a popular figure here u know?

ur condition is critical,wetin b time for final EPL matches today ogbeni

Oyehomie:
Lol..assassinate yu keh....dat grammar self don take most of d real thing jawe......me na to roast u o....lol...na lie i dey lie o....i go jst deprive u of oxygen ni o.....



...yes i miss da land sooo much jawe.....if i die na who go wake me uo wen d tym finally come o.....? So, e beta make i no kuku die jawe

hehehe! Jesus go wake u up joor.bro do u have kbs and airstarkane contacts,dtobs say make i get it for am,those stewpid army robbers don render my guy phoneless kinda,we gats do fasting and prayer dis friday before most of us disperse cos saturday May 21 is sure

MemphisDepay:
hahaha.. Werey boi. Ayodele don knack u weed abi? Foolish sombori. Loool

no b whatsapp u dae jare,ur mouth just dae leak,villagers go beat u up for me nana,i was only advising u

LMAO! I only said wait till evening for mother of all rumours and fraiser is already spreading my customised stream3,mehn my rumour go make sense o.bros calm down joor,na bkos u no go church na in cause am,im calm after coming frm church i swear cos till 7 am this morning i was nervous and worried.

make i start second service for here make everybody chillax small

Oyehomie:
Waaaaat....u don ready to kpayin abi....? Ds one go hard pass NYSC o.....person wey b syd na ma syd she dey allthru....u don dey sleep with yemoja be daaat oooo....lol


I am ok oooooo..av gat no choice dan to be gud jawe

lol,u remind me of logodwhiz wey wan 'assassinate' me onto merikims matter,i miss Gc peeps sha,baba we cannot goan die onto NYSC matter,won kere gan.
we go rise above this shit calld NYSC

MemphisDepay:
fear dey catch me as I dey so!

ogbeni lor calm down,na Batch B stream 3 u dae follow and thats in march 2017.hihihihihi

nurmanteasynoni:
my brother, abi oo,, once they talk say we go go for july and na still batch A we be,, then na unto our mata stream 3 launch be that oo, abi na "batch A stream IIb" LOL

lol,na im b say our alawee na raise to power 3,all these rumour mongers ehn,lemme just reserve their 'curse' for pumping one's adrenaline all these while

teemakagu:
by 2mrw will b able 2 know which of d rumours will turn out 2 b true dats if thrs any true 1 amongst dem....

dont worry, before nightfalls expect the mother of all rumors,una go run

Oyehomie:
O ga precious...ma hands dey up o......

I am very calm nd gud oo...hw una sunday nah

Mr oga awa kiyin o! lol xup bro,aw hav u been? happy sunday qutyjoice say make i greet u,i was with her last nyt hehehe

New day New rumour!
So only those that got messages with date will b able to print CUL,the rest of us will now be 'stream3' ba? i seeeee.im laughing already nd wnt react,shebi monday is already here,Never seen a scheme that is so confused like NYSC. Fingers crossed still

Happy sunday to yall.

Nigerians are the most patient being on planet earth,if this shit were to happen in one middle eastern country,by daybreak NYSC headquarters would have probably been burnt down.so like play like play today is gone,we HOPING for monday ba? issorai.


At the end of every storm is a golden sky,we walk on with hopes in our hearts. Goodnight to yall. #Shalom

CandiceJay:
Some mentions can annoy me. What is wrong in bringing up a suggestion? Look and pass abeg

u also dnt hav to reply all dear,so ur nt tempted to lose ur 'cool',evryone is on d edge and could snap anytime.
all is well jare

CandiceJay:
My darling, it's gonna be alright. This people can't frustrate us more than they already did. But protest, we must. They are not getting off so easy this time

hmmmmmmm!!! We running out of time dear,think the PROTEST should start now,called the official but he was speaking in tongues mayb i didnt listen well though,but if nothing good happens tonight,NYSC mgt wont know peace,we gats bombard,bug and harass their silly a**

misspricy:
NYSC! Which way? Keeping mute about this matter is not helping any of us and the time table has refused to change?

sorry to say but those idiots are dumb,we have to start praying they receive a miracle so they can talk

This isnt getting funny anymore,how do u feel when u are told to go and bring ur result just to confirm if its really genuine,when ur parents are trying to call lecturers frm ur alma mata just to confirm if u really graduted? this is sickening,NYSC mgt is turning us to liars yet the clueless and insensitive pepo hav remain silent,im losing my patience,

whats the way forward,we wait till late in d evenin/ monday or wha,or we start planning a protest? these guys are just acting like they are dumbos

*in wande coal's voice*
Shey na like this we go dey dey


imagine one woman for my hood just asked me how is sch!!!how is sch wen am supposed to be serving this stupid country,very soon mum go turn am spiritual for me,besides this nationwide strike tin is a bigger concern,lord hav mercy

flamingsword1:
Abeg who are these 57 guests? Are they spiritual agents? Please let us all get ready for a kind of protest whether online or physically. I don't know why Nysc kept on using the word "closing of Nysc batch A orientation course" yesterday as if stream 2 does not exist.

that thing is frightening i swear,how them go close Batch A wen they dont want Holy Ghost fire to arrest them,lets hope its a mistake,its even a mistake,aint we BatchA ni?

Good morning to yall,today is anoday day we hoping NYSC redeems itself,i have decided to b positive and not really think that our camp will b postponed,i just wanna b hopeful cos postponement isnt an option here,hmmmmmmm! All is well that ends well and im sure we will surely get over this stage soon.

yall have a splendid saturday ahead,
#Shalom
#A16Stream2MustHold

pchulo069:
Bros na joke ooh

meself dae joke joor

goodgirl247:
I'm currently on their twitter handle storming the yard, come on @nysc_ng #stream2

go baby! NYSC wnt take us for a ride this tym,we wnt allow them