₦airaland Forum

DieeDiee:
If you were really handsome you would gladly do it. No, I'm not. Nothing off about my writing. It just shows I didn't go to school for nothing I actually learned grammar and punctuation

And I admire you learnt well, sorry for being pervy earlier, its in my DNA, nice to have you onboard Nairaland, you can make many new friends on here and maybe find your deepest heart desires here too, best of luck, okwakwa(harmattan) is not smiling this year, so we spend more time indoors, you should come to Nigeria sometime tho.

my point exactly its a myth so it should be shrouded in mystery...

no way in hell will I do that on this CyberIsland, its unbecoming of a seasoned webnocrat (I coined that so don't ask me its meaning)
DieeDiee are you Nigerian? cuz there is something off about the way you write not what I am used to, I noticed you mentioned other currencies apart from the Naira and Dollar also.

DieeDiee:
Its allowed but there are better ways to gain a lady's attention. Ever heard of charming and wooing?

touche, I didn't mean to get on your bad side, just rocked the boat a tad bit, who knows we could take this cyber romance to the next level if you game.

DieeDiee:
Watch it ... Watch it ... Watch it ... Did you catch it?!?!? Yah me too, it lost its course and missed the bulls eye

what unnerves you? my lecherousness, the fact im not ugly as you prayed I will be, or the fact I am rich which has no downsides by the way?

You know I get it, DieeDiee is a lesbian and mutter is a homosexual (gay man) trapped in a woman's body hence their weird chemistry , get it people! on that note mutter I truly laud and admire your sense of judgement you know how to see things from both ends of the table and that is the hallmark of objective reasoning...

DieeDiee:
You're still here? I knew you were looking for attention from me. Nah nigga, unlike you I'm not so desperate to solicit strangers. What if you look like pig? Can't take that chance.

don't mean to sound cocky (no pun intended) but im actually not bad looking, handsome in most books, young and with tons of cash.
Anyway my Magnum is loaded and pointed at you, are you blind cant you see I am beguiled by you, I have thing for feisty women for Christ sake, last I checked ITS ALLOWED

hey I like trending topics, DieeDiee do you crave sexual satisfaction? I only ask because I care and who knows maybe more.
I aim to please.

Ladies quit bickering and go watch Telemundo or something, una dey here dey drink panadol for other people headache, if there is 1 thing I learnt in life, Nigerians on the average are judgmental, bigots, biased, nepotists u name it, on that note, judge not that ye not be judged, while advice are welcome afterall it is a public forum, do it knowing fully well that you know neither the OP or any party involved, as time unfolds I believe hormone pumped comments will subside and better unbiased ones will surface, and before any backlash, I have contributed my own quota several days ago look it up if in doubt.

Cutting to the chase my good man, personally, I tend to be very str8 to the point with women (quite explicit sometimes) and they all say the same thing "you are so spoilt" My reply: "I WAS BORN BY SPOILT PARENTS AND PLAN TO HAVE SPOILT KIDS WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE YOU"
I know people its a load of crap but they eat it up most the time, then I proceed to poke, throb, percuss, caress, stroke you name it while maintaining a good sense of humor and intermittently acting uninterested, removing my hands before she can realize whats happening it send 2 confusing signal you see, creating mystery and that pull women in, you need to learn the act of seduction (I know I need deliverance working on it ).
Man up OP, I am not trying to objectify women , hell no, just saying learn how to break through a ladies insecurities
You aint got her good until you can fart where she is without feeling bad about it
, good luck

follow the chick up bumper to bumper, damned if you do damned if you don't, after-all every woman needs to be loved up. Make her feel like a woman, btw im not trolling that's my earnest opinion.

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3 years ago you @Stanley you said your girlfriend dumped you when you couldn't find a job after school only to resurface when you got a job, my man, I hope this is not one and the same girl cuz if it is, you dug your grave, if it is not, then maybe you have a bad choice in women, not to beat yourself up, get a refund of your bride-price, if she say she nor want again, and move on with your life, there are many fishes in the sea that are good for you, also I think you dodged a bullet here. We don't know all the details tho if you elucidate, more advise might be proffered

How well did you know him before marriage, Why did you decide to marry him in the first place? Did you want a life companion? Did you want protection and/or to be financially cared for? Did you fear loneliness? What exactly did you want from this marriage? Honestly answer this question between you and yourself. Then ask yourself if you have attained what you wanted out of this marriage? And most importantly, what are the positives that you gained from this marriage and what are the negatives?
After honestly answering the above questions, then ask yourself what you want to change in your life to make things better.
No matter what I say or anyone says on this issues, matters less pertaining to the true answers of the above posed question, factor in your happiness, your unborn child, and put everything on the table, at the end of the day the answer lies with you, never make any permanent decisions for a temporary problem best of luck