₦airaland Forum

muyico:
Dey go talk shey! You no get shame, you want collect money from woman
Nah do ya father dey collect money from ya mama

The point just flew right above your head , life no really hard like that.

That was “sarcasm”.

lightwind:
Lol i know this guy on TikTok videos and cruises. He is born and raised here in Nigeria, he is from Obowo in Imo state, Nigeria he is never a US born.
His father made way for him, arranged things for him, he relocated to the US, joined the US Army immediately and stationed in South Korea.

He should be an engineer in the Army or similar position like that.

He always catches cruise on TikTok.

I pray he doesn't fall into problem while berating his fatherland military guys.

Make them no reason him matter for that USA Army.

Hmmm village people calling!!

Read well , Nigerian - Born US soldier , the post never said he was born in US.

Richtaiwo:
Russia and Saudi Arabia are far wealthier than Nigeria, yet Nigeria’s population is nearly double that of Russia and more than triple that of Saudi Arabia.

To compare the minimum wage of Russia or Saudi Arabia with that of Nigeria is as senseless as placing the household of Dangote side by side with that of an overburdened vulcaniser struggling to provide for two wives and eleven children. That is foolishness.

Reasoning with folks like you is like arguing with a 3 year old , there’s absolutely no point.


Ya’ll are not bright upstairs honestly.

Make I date you for what and as what…

Match don start 2 - 0 , how you want make I take equalize…

Abeg deal with your problem and take care of your pikin before you carry family problem come put for my head.

Shawarma ko , pizza 🍕 ni.

Useless set of people.

After they will say #TinuPOOP💩 🤮 is working.

Continue , LUCKY UDU go whine you for OLD AGE….

MR DELE NA MY BOY , #DELE NA MY BOY.

GOd No Go Let Lucky UDU whinee you for old age.

TOO LONG ; DIDNT READ.

Thank you.

Aso rock Dey use solar , you Dey complain.

Minister of power Dey use powerbank.

E be like say una never get the MEMO.

Every year , you always turn 37 since you sang Johnny.


Okay o , congratulations

I like as dem turn am to Chinese in no time..

Okpolor eye 👁️, no be open eye.

Na you wan pressure yourself , if you like go do #BBL make you use one way ticket 🎫 enter heaven.

Thanks and God bless.

Life e no easy , I no e no easy - you gatts to Dey take am easy.

O ye olohun 🙏

Go and meet Seyi TINUBU please , He’s the grand patron of City 🏙️ Boy’s movement.. he will pay the ransome.

you asked for renewed hope , keep standing on his manhood 😆 😆 😆, Thanks and God bless.


No use your own disturb us Abeg , na God I Dey use take beg you.

Toto don finally rest , it is well.

F*+k around and find out. … na wa

What a country , this is so sad

Odani:
Uncle answer the question directly and stop speaking like a cave man, have you seen anyone with these skills who acquired such cars?if yes mention one since you know all the right skills for the jobs.
We have chartered accountants, medical professors to mention a few who can't afford brand new cars with their income unless they deep their hands somewhere and you here talking of certification that Nigerians acquire on a daily

He just Dey blow grammar Dey go , people wey never see 3 square meal chop , na brand new car dem wan buy .


This is so laughable man , honestly.

Lagos rent no be play play… you go literally spend your savings on Rent , feeding and Transportation.

#TheLifestyleCostNaYouNorKnow
#NorGoDey


If you be hustler , you follow this Ecommerce blueprint wey I wan knack you so.

enter street (No salary gang)… you need to enter marketplaces (idumota, computer village, Alaba , TradeFair)….find a business wey be say people Dey find space to chook leg (SALES), learn trade , how to relate with customers, dress well , smile often and use deodorant 🙏 please (very important).

Next step na to come online with your products wey you Dey try push…. Enter YouTube , learn how to run ads from Facebook to whatsapp business , follow up with your customers.

> Jiji

> Facebook marketplace

> Konga

> Jumia

> Twitter

> Instagram

> TikTok

If you wan carry am go next level , Create educative content on your products , offer payment on delivery 📦 🚚 service within Lagos, This should be able to fetch you at least 10k daily.


#AllTheBest

Wickedtruths:
This fraudster is a Nairaland member

https://www.nairaland.com/edoborn2014

Omo , you be real CIA ooo.

Digital footprints 👣 na every scammer trail.

AkpaMgbor:
It can be frustrating and exhausting but bro, nearly 2000 people die every year in Nigeria from snake bites. And it is partly from regurgitated ignorant claims like this that leads to such high numbers.

No mind dem , na dem go tell you make you drink Agbo Jedi for snake 🐍 bite.

AkpaMgbor:
This shows you know absolutely fvck all about how a venom works.What will applying anything on the surface of the skin do to a substance that was injected directly into your bloodstream for goodness sake! What can you apply on the skin to stop a drug that was injected into your vein or muscle tissue?
Do you even know the difference between an ingested substance and an injected substance?
When you ingest any substance, it will get to your stomach and the highly concentrated acid in your stomach will try to break it down and neutralize it, and even if there’s an active compound in the herbal substance it will lose its efficacy when the acid acts on it. Then it will travel gradually to your small intestines before being absorbed into your bloodstream. But an injected substance is already on a private jet to your organs via capillaries, veins and arteries. Even if by any chance the traditional medicine has some efficacy and survives the gastric acid, it will be too slow to get to the venom already coursing through your bloodstream.

Do you get it now?

Omo you get patience to Dey educate people wey get smartphone but dem no gree use am.


You are really patient , kudos.

Abject poverty……

LabStores:
When a snake bites you, you have very limited time to take actions before it becomes fatal. In some cases, as little as 30 minutes.
You can read clearly that they said she took herself to two different hospitals. Where else do you expect her to go in a city like that? She should start looking for a babalawo?

It's not about her relying on anything or making a choice. You people should be sensitive with what you type...

I just shake my head in pity when I read some takes on the internet , it’s amusing honestly.

He was expecting the snake bite victim to go actually go around looking for a herbal doctor for some concoction to take to neutralize the effect of the venom ?!