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What a country , this is so sad

Odani:
Uncle answer the question directly and stop speaking like a cave man, have you seen anyone with these skills who acquired such cars?if yes mention one since you know all the right skills for the jobs.
We have chartered accountants, medical professors to mention a few who can't afford brand new cars with their income unless they deep their hands somewhere and you here talking of certification that Nigerians acquire on a daily

He just Dey blow grammar Dey go , people wey never see 3 square meal chop , na brand new car dem wan buy .


This is so laughable man , honestly.

Lagos rent no be play play… you go literally spend your savings on Rent , feeding and Transportation.

#TheLifestyleCostNaYouNorKnow
#NorGoDey


If you be hustler , you follow this Ecommerce blueprint wey I wan knack you so.

enter street (No salary gang)… you need to enter marketplaces (idumota, computer village, Alaba , TradeFair)….find a business wey be say people Dey find space to chook leg (SALES), learn trade , how to relate with customers, dress well , smile often and use deodorant 🙏 please (very important).

Next step na to come online with your products wey you Dey try push…. Enter YouTube , learn how to run ads from Facebook to whatsapp business , follow up with your customers.

> Jiji

> Facebook marketplace

> Konga

> Jumia

> Twitter

> Instagram

> TikTok

If you wan carry am go next level , Create educative content on your products , offer payment on delivery 📦 🚚 service within Lagos, This should be able to fetch you at least 10k daily.


#AllTheBest

Wickedtruths:
This fraudster is a Nairaland member

https://www.nairaland.com/edoborn2014

Omo , you be real CIA ooo.

Digital footprints 👣 na every scammer trail.

AkpaMgbor:
It can be frustrating and exhausting but bro, nearly 2000 people die every year in Nigeria from snake bites. And it is partly from regurgitated ignorant claims like this that leads to such high numbers.

No mind dem , na dem go tell you make you drink Agbo Jedi for snake 🐍 bite.

AkpaMgbor:
This shows you know absolutely fvck all about how a venom works.What will applying anything on the surface of the skin do to a substance that was injected directly into your bloodstream for goodness sake! What can you apply on the skin to stop a drug that was injected into your vein or muscle tissue?
Do you even know the difference between an ingested substance and an injected substance?
When you ingest any substance, it will get to your stomach and the highly concentrated acid in your stomach will try to break it down and neutralize it, and even if there’s an active compound in the herbal substance it will lose its efficacy when the acid acts on it. Then it will travel gradually to your small intestines before being absorbed into your bloodstream. But an injected substance is already on a private jet to your organs via capillaries, veins and arteries. Even if by any chance the traditional medicine has some efficacy and survives the gastric acid, it will be too slow to get to the venom already coursing through your bloodstream.

Do you get it now?

Omo you get patience to Dey educate people wey get smartphone but dem no gree use am.


You are really patient , kudos.

Abject poverty……

LabStores:
When a snake bites you, you have very limited time to take actions before it becomes fatal. In some cases, as little as 30 minutes.
You can read clearly that they said she took herself to two different hospitals. Where else do you expect her to go in a city like that? She should start looking for a babalawo?

It's not about her relying on anything or making a choice. You people should be sensitive with what you type...

I just shake my head in pity when I read some takes on the internet , it’s amusing honestly.

He was expecting the snake bite victim to go actually go around looking for a herbal doctor for some concoction to take to neutralize the effect of the venom ?!

Omihanifa:
This is purely spiritual

Stop 🛑 sounding foo.lish on a public forum please , what is spiritual about a snake bite.

Rest easy… stay vigilant at all times

Congratulations….. 🎈 The God way do am for you at 46 , make he avoid me Abeg…

I wish him speedy recovery…

Make I no talk ….🙏…. Before today go long

Ashirioluwa:
Both the US federal and PA state minimum wages are currently at $7.25, but most entry-level jobs pay well above $15.

Most Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA) and Medical Assistant (MA) positions in Pennsylvania, and specifically the Philadelphia area, pay significantly above $15 per hour. 

Also, stores like Walmart, BJ's, Wawa, ACME, and CVS pay well over $15 for entry-level store associates.

My bro works at Bojangles , $20 / hr.

Part time job as he’s still in school.

He go explain tire , watery beans awaits him at Kuje prison.

Poor man pikin giving unsolicited advice to rich man on how to spend his money.

They are just like 5 & 6.

Dansakimotors:
Hello House,
My children I130 got approved in December just before the Ban on Immigration Visa. I need your advice on these points:
1) Should i still go ahead to create there profile on the NVC portal (Which entails paying the Fees)
2) Before these ban, How long typically would the process have taken to complete.
3)) The DNA part, how long does it take ( As am told it took a whole year for someone that did for his children months back)

2. Usuallly takes 2 - 3 years , all things / documentation being equal.

3. 4 - 6 months.

Antoeni:
Why Will 2 Brothers Doctors For That Matter be Together ?, Happy Survival to The Living, RIP to The Dead

What a stoooopid question to ask.

What if they were living together.

What if they have a function to attend.

What if the younger brother went to check on his big brother.

Na statistics we go chop , e don Dey unfold for una eyes.


Now… na Keke, POS, hookup and BET9ja Dey survive us.

stacyadams:
hahahhahhhhahhaa person no go know say DL dey important here till u observe say u really need to dey drive ;Dcongrats

Omo… for my state public transportation no be am at all , you need #Mobility make you Dey waka around town.

If you no get car for here , e just be like say na handicap you be cause you no fit do anything 🤣🤣

You had better spend some time in the gym than running your mouth on the internet, we no too send your mama for here.

This really hit home….if I’m being honest

internationalman:
My learners permit was 4 months.

I think you'd do the road test when you apply for the permanent drivers license

Alright then , no wahala

internationalman:
So did you do the road test yet?

What I have is learners permit , I took a test for it.

I’d use this temporarily for about 2 months before I apply for the drivers license itself.

internationalman:
How did it go bro. Hope you aced it?

Yes boss , I no get choice.

Cause staying at home all day was fu..cking’ with my mental state.

Gen AY Nasty of oldies bar , Ojodu Berger !!!

He committed suicide…..

I just Dey chop Dey sleep , Dey chop Dey sleep , Dey practice for learners permit test.

I go my first trial for learners permit test last week , I fail am.


My companion na the drivers handbook now , I no wan hear say I no pass am.

DMV see you tomorrow.

Social media is different from #Reality.


Go to the airport , people are trooping out en masse.