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Romance › Re: This Girl Say She Will Never Date Me Untill I Get Car by eddy1977(m): 9:15pm On Mar 07, 2011
Forget her
find a woman who wants u for u
Sports › Re: Lets Talk About Wrestling by eddy1977(m): 7:31am On Mar 07, 2011
Yes
he beat the sshiit out of sheamus. i like sheamus,but his skills are very poor.he's got the size and the strength,but his in ring performance is very lacking.

by the way,sheamus is hhh's protegee.hhh actually hooked him in the bizz.
Jokes Etc › Queen Elizabeth,george Bush And Mobutu In Hell: by eddy1977(op): 11:20am On Mar 05, 2011
It was a big surprise;
queen elizabeth died and went to hell.there she met president george w bush of the usa and ex congolese dictator mobutu sese seko.
the queen asked lucifer if she could use hell's telephone to call the prime minister and find out a few things about the affairs of the kingdom.the call was short.just 2 minutes.satan charged her 1 million pounds for it.

good ol george bush was curious and wanted to find out if bin ladden had been killed.he only spent 1 minute on the phone with the secretary of defense.the bill was handed to him.it was 2 million dollars.
mobutu also decided to call congo.he spent 2 hours on the phone.after his call,satan handed him the bill.surprisingly it was only 2dollars.

bush and elizabeth were very furious and demanded some explanations.why were we treated so unfairily?
satan said; well there are two things:here in hell'there is no such a thing as being fair.also,when you two made phone calls to london and washington,those were long distance calls. but mobutu only made a local call to the congo which is just a suburb of hell.
Jokes Etc › Why,what? by eddy1977(op): 11:05am On Mar 05, 2011
Q;
why did the skeleton go alone to the movie?

A;
because he had NObody

Q;
why does the dog bite his tail?

A;

to make ends meet.

Q;
what does the bee sit on?

A;
its bee hind.
Jokes Etc › Re: Best Joke Ever by eddy1977(m): 11:01am On Mar 05, 2011
To get to the other side.

how about this;

why did the skeleton go alone to the movie?

what does a bee sit on?

whats between the legs of women?

what do you call a cheese thats not yours?

why does the dog bite his tail?
Sports › Re: Lets Talk About Wrestling by eddy1977(m): 10:48am On Mar 05, 2011
I cant wait to see jerry lawler destroy michael cole at wrestlemania.
cole has become a foot in the butt lately.
i am loving the build up between cena and rock.
orton vs punk will be brutal.both men are tough but orton is just off the hook.
where is diesel? i thought they would give him a spotlight,but he is just M.I.A.
i hope sheamus challenges booker t,since booker t's last conquest was the king of the ring.
also john morrison vs wade barrett or drew mcyntire.
r truth vs kingston.
kane vs big show.

this wrestlemania is gonna be great
Sports › Re: Lets Talk About Wrestling by eddy1977(m): 3:26am On Mar 04, 2011
Hhh is stepping up to more office duties.he has been doing most of the office work lately.this means,the undertaker will win.but it will be very brutal.hhh is know for his intesity inside a ring.
stipulations for their match,havent been unveilled yet.but i can bet my @ss,its gonna be,loser retires from active wresling.
which is good for both men.

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