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Flying over the Gulf of Aden and Horn of Africa, European Space Agency (ESA) astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti took this photo from the International Space Station (ISS)

10 FUN FACTS.
1. You can't wash your
eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your
hair.
3. You can't breath through your nose, with
your tongue out.
4. You just tried number
3.
6. When you tried no3 you
realized it's possible, only u look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right
now, because you were
fooled.
8. You skipped no. 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a no.5.
10. If you fall the victim
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It was about eight o’clock when her son who was asthmatic developed some complications. He had to be rushed to the nearest hospital about 1km away or else it would be fatal. She called a neighbor who had a car but the neighbor said the car had no fuel; she called the pastor who said he had visiting pastors from USA and could not leave them alone. She decided to carry the son to the hospital; she could not imagine loosing her only child to the same sickness that had killed the husband few years earlier. She had a problem with her leg and could not move fast enough and the son was also heavy for her to move faster. Along the way she met people rushing home from work who just stared at her. She tried to beg them for help but they assumed her. She also tried to stop passing vehicles but they never responded. She fell many times but she had to keep moving. Then a man who was mad and used to roam the streets Unclad noticed her. He came running towards her and took the son from her. She could not talk but just pointed the direction of the hospital. The crazy Unclad man could understand perfectly well what she meant since he saw the desperate boy struggling for breath. He put him on the shoulder and told the woman “all will be well” as he ran towards the hospital. The doctors on seeing the crazy man knew something was really wrong, they attended to the boy immediately. Ten minutes
later the mother arrived and the doctor broke the news “if he was brought five Minutes later, he would have died” . God doesn’t have to use Bishops, Pastors, Alfas, family, politicians & rich people with cars to rescue or bless you. No matter what may come your way, no matter what you are going through, your life is in His hands & He has good thoughts for you. I know you will make it. For there is a friend in God who will wipe away your tears. The Word says for with GOD all things are possible!

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands...

Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you wound not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she's much older than I. But it's not only the passion Dad; she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune -- for all the cocaine and ectasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15, I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I am sure we'll be back to visit so that you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,
your son, Joshua

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that's on the kitchen table. Call me when it's safe for me to come home!

A vacuum sales man appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said “if this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt” the old lady ran out patienc and said 'if I ve money to buy that thing I would ve paid my electric bil before it was cut off. Now which would you prefer a Fork or a spoon'

Thats photoshopped. I dont believe it.

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Olumba Olumba Obu?
Same thing GEJ was wearing inside in that picture with patience

Thats normal traditional men's underwear in south south. it goes with traditional attires.

There are storys thats just too funny. I just cant stop laughing.

for people that are saying sex, acording to the bible, Eve ate the fruit first, before giving it to adam. If it were sex? How can you reconcile this.

Sorry to hear about this. You might want to read about mitochondria disease.

30th Dec, 2014...Authorities in northern Idaho in USA, say a 2-year-old boy accidentally shot and killed his mother after he reached into her purse at a Wal-Mart store and the concealed gun fired. Kootenai County sheriff's spokesman Stu Miller tells reporters that the shooting was accidental and occurred in the store in Hayden, Idaho, a town about 40 miles northeast of Spokane, Washington. Miller says the woman had a concealed weapons permit. Her identity has not been released.
The Wal-Mart closed after the shooting.

One more flat still available

One of the flats taken. Left with one more flat.

Two bed room flat to let in port harcourt at Rumuokwurusi pipeline area. Newly built, at the finally stage of completion.
Any one interested should drop a msg.
The flat is tiled. All tiled. Fenced, with water.
price 350k/yr

[quote author=fairheven post=26942991]She knows the regular road,but u know there commuters road,Okada road,tarred rd and motor-road...obviously she doesn't know the motor rd

Its in the uk. We only have just one direction to work from home. We have been using this direction for over a year and half.

Mine was a very good friend. We both working in the same company for about a year and half. We live in the same area, So i give her lifts to work. She pleaded with me to teach her to drive. First day, we drove around the vicinity. She wasnt that bad. I then told her that she should be the one driving us to work. The first time she tried to drive us to work, she told me she does not know the way to work. For a year and half we have been going to work, she is now saying she don't know the road to work.

The discription of how they attacked resembles the attacking style of boko haram. They came in a bike at night and started shooting at unarmed civilians.

I have been lured by the incomplete information. The question according to zico0.... "They say the central bank is the apex financial institution in any country and it is the bank that issues the legal tender money. The CBN dosen't issue money for free, so how does the currency circulate?

First, the central bank don't issue or give money for free, there are costs involved in printing monies, the difference between these costs and the profit so to speak is called Seigniorage. After printing, there are several means of putting this monies in circulation. In no particular order, first, we have lending to commercial banks for little or no interest depending on the monetary policy at the time. In other words, central banks lends money to other banks whom in turn lend this money to individuals or firms(circulating). Secondly, we have OMO(open market Operation) where central bank sell or buys bonds to either get money into the system or take money out of the system or circulation. central bank sell bonds to get money out of the system and out of circulation and buys them back when it wants to put it back in circulation. Thirdly, it lends to government, the government get this monies and spends it thereby circulating.....,


Hope this helps.

Seigniorage

@ifysoft

What was the problem?

Do any one think I could be able to clear my car by myself when it arrives lagos..., I heard the process is now simple..., What are the implications of clearing it myself and not through an agent....., can someone that have had experience with this help me pls...thx

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Secondly, if I used my brother as a consignee, will it still be possible for you to clear the vehicle without him being present,he might not be present and the paper work has been done with his name on it.......

Hi Banji, I sent you an email.., wondering if you have seen it...,

Mr banji, How much will it cost to clearing murano 06, shipping with grimaldi.

Thats not a 2009 model, do you know what you actually talking about?

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