colossus2:
I kept shouting and stopped teaching.
Common to turn the key and start the car was an issue initially, then while accelerating you would see both hands at the base of the steering, while turning the hands would form a cross on the steering (instead of freeing one hand while the other turns it).
I gave up mehn

Octaves:
My mom learnt how to drive before I was born. She doesn't drive often but when she does drive, i dey fear. She can't relax even when you are driving her, always complaining. Watch out for that! A keke is comimg out of that street! Take it easy! Hope you are seeing those children by the road! Ah ah! Complaint too much

JuicyGee:


omg! Laughed like crazy. got tears in my eyes

emmabest2000:
dude you're really funny

colossus2:

Lol....sowie.
It's crazy teaching a lady anyway.
I sabi shout, there's no way you won't shout or complain.
Went to kada cinema sometime ago with a lass, she saw all these computer controlled cars kids drive in amusement parks, next thing I heard was "I can learn how to drive with this cars na".
I looked forward, backward and sideways, started laughing at her and said "how would you learn how to accelerate and brake with a toy, is it because it has a steering".
Come see boning for plaza that day till I drove back to base

JuicyGee:


Haha.. my mum too.. she complain on everything even the breeze when driving, "see this keke o" " no be me go kill you, u hear". its so so annoying.. I just block my ears with headphones

BjMorgan:
I don't have a girl friend or wife yet, but I happen to teach my mum how to drive, Daddy says he can't teach her, because she will b scared of d shouting he will b shouting on her, I made up my mind say I go teach, we enter motor, student day give instruction to d teach, 1. If u shout on me, I go slap u, am still ur mother 2. If u vex because I didn't do something right, I go sound u. I come say who b d teacher and who b d learner, bfor I knew it, she want to give me sample of what she was saying, na so I cooperate sharp sharp, try my best, she day drive small not gud though, she don break our fence twice, u fit imagin how d nose of d motor for don b, don't make d mistake of greating her wen she is behind d wheels, if she mistakenly try answering ur greeting, na inside bush she day head to b dat.

colossus2:
I kept shouting and stopped teaching.
Common to turn the key and start the car was an issue initially, then while accelerating you would see both hands at the base of the steering, while turning the hands would form a cross on the steering (instead of freeing one hand while the other turns it).
I gave up mehn

DECOtech:
I'm guessing teaching a spouse is different from teaching a fiancée, right?



Kai! ...why am I feeling bad that I'm not yet married?




She is a fast learner though. She Learnt move, up-shift down-shift and stop all in one day. We suspended learning till her next visit. Though I kinda hve this feeling we might need to start all afresh... Lol!

Alexcollins:
loll, d same scenario played out with me and my mum, she even removed one side of d fence wen trying 2 reverse. She is now a pro in driving overtaking cars @ will....

eddycolo:
Mine was a very good friend. We both working in the same company for about a year and half. We live in the same area, So i give her lifts to work. She pleaded with me to teach her to drive. First day, we drove around the vicinity. She wasnt that bad. I then told her that she should be the one driving us to work. The first time she tried to drive us to work, she told me she does not know the way to work. For a year and half we have been going to work, she is now saying she don't know the road to work.

lomomike:


Guy you get bad mouth o! You just killed and buried that girl's joy.

1one:


Lol

But you know you don't necessarily have to wait for Mr.Right to come teach you

You could just go to a driving school and learn by yourself.. If Mr.Right meets you as an already experienced driver, wouldn't that be a "turn on"?

adanduka:


I agree with you. Lots of funny posts. However, most guys need to register for courses in anger management.

bebe2:


And to think my hubby is the most pleasant man I know he will never shout at me no matter wat, but dat driving brought out the other side of him.

Come see curse,

U blind?

U wan hit person?

If u just hit dat car I go leave u here.

Sweeet heart use ur brain nahhh.

I jeje gather my £20 per hour go give driving instructor make see finish no go too much

eddycolo:
Mine was a very good friend. We both working in the same company for about a year and half. We live in the same area, So i give her lifts to work. She pleaded with me to teach her to drive. First day, we drove around the vicinity. She wasnt that bad. I then told her that she should be the one driving us to work. The first time she tried to drive us to work, she told me she does not know the way to work. For a year and half we have been going to work, she is now saying she don't know the road to work.

etenyong:
We left home happily to a school field to teach her how to drive on one saturday afternoon. But unfortunately after abt 45 mins i could not endure anymore. It's was so annoying dat she refuse to enter d car home instead took okada. However, dats is a story 2day cos she later went to diving school to learn. Its always funs each time we remember d experience. I must say here that its only 2% of couples can achieve that sucess.
Better let ur spouse go to professionals to give her d necessary training

Frenzydili:
Would prefer going to a driving skul dan my spouse teaching me.Future tense

4djustnation:
For me, I bought a manual Nissan premera for her and assigned my driver to do the practicals on the field whilst I was giving her basic things I learnt during my corp marshal days and my driving experience. After she finished learning and damaging the car, I sold the car and bought another automatic Altima for her. Today, she is a good driver and I am happy for it.
My advice ...ensure that your partner learns how to drive. It is for everyone advantage.