₦airaland Forum

Wordshapedbecca:
I can't even laugh at Yousef's akward dance moves coz I know that I am worse

Make that you and I!

omotolly22:
This housemates sef their own is just to be snapping pics and looking at mirror constantly

Biggie should remove the mirrors next week

Just said something like this!

I wish BB would cover all the mirrors in the party room next Saturday
We would get a better party!

Oluwapomile1:
Hehehe. Ok.

I will prefer one with a better defined curls/coils. This looks locked.

All types for me sha
Cheers Sis

nazablossom:
Swallowing fufu shouldn't look so cute. It's not easy to swallow balls

This is so random but sometimes when I watch people eating garri, etc...
there is a way they swallow and nod their heads, sometimes close their eyes in a way that would fill me with intense pity...
I dunno why or how to explain it
Like, o na eme ebele too much


When I say it, they would say that I am mad

Gbegirsoup:
Inshallah!

Oluwapomile1
This hair is life for example, for me

Dear Loj
I always had the impression you were female? From far back when I encountered you, Sarassin and others? From your posts I felt Anas was female, Ifenes male, Sarassin male and Loj female?
I am probably wrong?

Then, do you know that out of body transcendental blissful experience you described?
I experienced it very recently
I was not doing yoga, any tantric stuff, not speaking in tongues or any thing like that
I was having a post -surgery drug experience on the table

I know drugs give euphoria, and these experiences are subjective
However I asked, filled with love and light “am I smiling?” Then was told yes
I said it was because I was in heaven
It was the most intense thing that has ever happened to me (not to trivialize the many great things that have happened to me, but a million multiple orgasms pale in comparison, and that was not my first experience with such drugs)
The geometric vision, the light and colours and beings? All point to the words transcendence/glorious pure bliss

Afterwards the doctor didn’t even want to tell me any thing but “apparently you have seen God”
In a somewhat baffled way because he knows me as someone who does not like going to church, (hardly ever go), who has been promoting African beliefs or philosophies etc. On my part, I am also a bit baffled because I am a lazy human. I just know there is God, who I know doesn’t reside in any religion, who I have an intuitive feel of, which I cannot argue for in any way. The tenets that I am drawn to are those New Age LoA teachings mixed with snippets of Christianinty(Golden Rule), surely some Buddhist ones, nature love and Omenani (Igbo) worship- God is Love , we are God, stay on your lane etc
Basically free styling my way with God. And I feel good (I’m carnal too, never feel having sex with someone I love is sinful even outside marriage) so you see why I am baffled?
I wonder why I had that experience
The hugest experience I ever had. I keep trying to make myself relive it. I get a foamy feel (can’t explain, like I am ascending/walking upwards through colorful foamy planes/hazes. Then I can’t delve on/proceed/ go further
The sights, sounds, colours, feelings I experienced on that table? Can never be put into words. But, I am most grateful for it, for that experience. I feel lame to have attempted. Well there, silly merahki thoughts eh?
I don’t even care

merahkiness, lol!

Gbegirsoup:
[/b]

There's nothing authentic about them based on your archaic analogy.

It's still same body tampering which is a sin according to your judgement book.

I modified the post sha
Go find it

Gbegirsoup:
When she gets out and sees the mockery she gets for those fallen oversagged titties, she would.

You are not her and don't know what she would do. Speak for yourself and your dislikes...

I'm even surprised you didn't name Tattoo as one of the things you hate, since you obviously dislike everything artificial..

Nansins and pretentious!

It’s funny though , but I like tattoos and piercings, and jewelry (I love gold) and what not. A lot.
There is something authentic about these...for me.
Kill yaself with your analysis of me

Gbegirsoup:
If maria did all these things and looks this smoking hot. Believe me, Angel needs it..
I like when y'all call maria old. Like it amuses me. Maria is old but looks younger than your favourites.
MARIA is old but her boobs are firm..Your fave is 21 and it looks like she has breastfed a whole community of chimpanzees .E be something!..

Don’t project your needs on Angel, who owns her body like you would never ever imagine or desire. She won’t go under the knife, know this , know peace.....or face your kwinnns

Oluwapomile1:
Please why is Wig number 1
A life saver laidat

Modified: ok. It's least horror
But still why? Make ups/face beats?

Make up is good if it doesn’t involve contouring and chiseling features to look more white- narrow nose bridge etc, but, I like to go without make up for months on end...
I love love love every kind of braids
And natural hair
I am weird I guess ba?
Hey Sis

[quote author=Donshegxy10 post=104792206][/quote]Thank you!
I am watching now

stroller9795:
Really?
I can tolerate wigs(not ratchet ones) and a bit of skin lightening but when a woman becomes too artificial,it turns me off!

Not for me sha.
I have anecdotes about wigs, bleach, all...
One day one day will gist you.

Meanwhile we have liked the same housemates since Miracle
But I didn’t stan Tacha. I liked her though. I stanned Ella and Jeff and later Frodd.
Then now I like Mercy like you too, lol.
I still like Tacha though esp during EndSARS
I also now like Alesss
My convoluted point? I like you, a lot!

Gbegirsoup:
So you see, your fave isn't perfect..Don't body shame people.

What a rubbish post

fitzmayowa:
She is with her boo Sammie it may seem as though they about to rebuild their scattered canoe....
Sammie talking to her as she seems a bit down and sad about those packing their bags for eviction and also trying to rebuild what they both scattered....

See the way I will fly into the house asap
Thank you!

Gbegirsoup:
Yeah but she's in tears. Doesn't look like she owned her body to me.

I know once she plasters a plastic case over her bumbum, your stanning would become intensified!
An absolutely astonishing sumtin

Update on Angel?

stroller9795:
And what's natural about Maria's botched ass?

The things I hate
wigs
bleaching
plastic surgery
in increasing order of horror
but that’s just me

Gbegirsoup:
What is natural about his bleached skin?

Eeghe answer me o..

If he bleached that’s a bad thing...
I said it for Erica and will say it for every body that comes up on my screen every year.
There is a beauty shop called Zahra in my city, it’s a chain of stores. They hate me cos I give unsolicited advice to their customers when they want to buy bleach
They can’t throw me away because, customer.
Bleaching is bad, everywhere.
At least it is reversible.

observanc1:
cry cry baby, u want to see ur dead mummy. Keep crying

Rgade:
This pere na old fool, any chance he gets he uses it to attack Whitemoney.
When Whitemoney called himself small penis,
and folks around laughed; dude was telling him not funny in his faked serious voice.
Did Whitemoney force them to laugh?
Next thing we’ll here now is that small penis is strategy.

Pere is darkness! I hope it’s a strategy!!
Lord!!!

NLbabygirl:
Liquorose my baby
You don’t look like a man. You’re beautiful the way you are

Her body kind of does though, but she owns it. She has not plastered extra boobs over her breasts. Or some over her glutei, or hips. She does not wear wigs too (not that I have seen). She is real. And she has a fine muscle tone, and is pretty.
She is not fake (physically) and that is such a rush for me. That she owns and rocks her real body.

Gbegirsoup:
Finally whitecow has revealed what we have all suspected.
He has a small Penis!...
E fail for everything...Even the gbola be like pencil....
Fvcking Gaylord!

He hasn’t gone for penis enlargement or sculpting
He is still the way Nature made him, God will recognize him easily on the “last day”
He is a natural
Nothing beats that
He owns his imperfections, like a boss
The shame/folly/insecurity for me is in WM plastering skin or plastic into/onto his penile shaft, to make it bigger and “better”, and unreal.



And, not every man has a large peniss

omotolly22:
what are you even saying

Laycon was also hated here on nairaland and he is not igbo
Even whitemoney fellow contenders are igbo
It is not that deep abeg ,everything sef is just cruise, I don't think there is any deep hatred

How?

safarigirl:
It is clear that you only live to troll WhiteMoney on this thread

You did not answer me about the Queen incident, because that time, I defended her. I have even defended her against WhiteMoney

It is not my fault that Maria has more negative traits, than positive ones. Aside being light-skinned and arguably pretty, what other positives does she have? Even her niceness is pretentious. She's condescending, conceited and callous.

You want me to come here and lie shamelessly like you, about things that don't exist?

On God
(no blasphemy intended)

Valto:
i think cross is the Sirdee of this season. trying to be in good terms with everyone in order not to be nominated.. but hiding till last few weeks of the show without being up is dicey. at the moment he got no fanbase. aside new housemates, after princess and Sammie, he is the least followed.

What a wawuuly untrue post

Agbgift:
They were both joking when cross did that. He never expected she would react that way. And he quickly apologized to her. Na everything una dey carry sexual abuse put.

Please Agbgift is Cross close to her today?
What about Angel? What is she doing? Is Sammy near her? Or Cross? Samvee kwanu?
Some juice please?

Gbegirsoup:
If you want to troll Maria, do it with your chest..

I said what I said, 100!
You caught the shade, hey yaa.
Team Natural, Team God’s looks, forever.
Deal wirrit!
Like, if I have something to say about natural looks I won’t do so, because, you, and Maria?

shumuel:
So, Jackie B can enter into the water ehn ?
This is the reason why I don't take ladies seriously when they come with their silly excuses
One thing I have come to realize is that when a lady is giving you conditions or excuses, she is not just feeling you, simple
Anyways, her son is no longer watching

Great realisation!

Gbegirsoup:
Maria so beautiful in her bikini..

Jes laike KimK ba?

CBTxFactor:
Who noticed Jackie B physically rebuking Yousef hands from touching her waist?

As per loyalty to Mikey?

Czsamanie:
This Nini's voice sef

The only thing I don’t like about her these days
Every other thing is top barrel straight shooting
So far at least