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soory folks. it seems the spambot has let go of my accounting and has brought back every failed attempt at the story. i hope you read and enjoy sha.

thanks cyberfreak, for that compliment. this is the third NL account am opening to post this cos i kip gettin banned.so am guessing the site dosent have 603600 unique members.

We strode into the place. I was feeling slightly awkward. I was still obsessed with her size somewhat. I tried to make light conversation. That didn’t work out too well. It was almost as if she had bumped into me cos she kept looking around as though she were searching for somebody else. I joined her in looking around. By the time we had seen everything there was to see, I calmly suggested we get something to drink.
We went upstairs to an eatery I had spied earlier on and she requested for ice-cream. She did this while complaining about her weight. I thought that was strange. Personally, I don’t take stuff like that so I paid a hefty 500bucks for one flimsy cup of ice-cream that looked like it contained more raw sugar than cream. Of course they gave the thing an exotic name. Something with a v.
We took a seat and made small talk while she ate the thing. I mentally counted how many spoonfuls were in that cup to warrant my 500 bucks. I didn’t get up to fifteen. Let me give you an idea of how it went
“This thing is too sugary”, she remarked while talking a mouthful.
I acted as though this were some incredible bit of info
“Really? What are ice-creams turning to these days?”
I took a good look at her while saying these. She had fat arms. They looked liked branches from a water bed, she being the waterbed, of course.
“I think am too fat”
“I swear, I don’t think so”
“Really. I want to slim down, so am watching what I eat”
If watching what she ate meant she could inhale this ice-cream with no restraints I wondered what she ate before, live pigs and a jug of groundnut oil?
“You are not that fat, just rubbery”. I said the latter under my breath.
“wot?!” she had heard. Crap. shud ave realised fat made for more efficient inner ear vibration. Had to think fast