₦airaland Forum

Haydens:
How I wish Tinubu will be tied like that and each and every Nigerian will flog him 20 strokes each.

And that's 200,000, 0000 strokes of cane.😋😋

Pls can I flog him 30 strokes I will pay u or even give down payment... Nigerians will pay to flog him more than 40....

illicit:
Don't teach kids violence

The kid is traumatized already...

Rubbish talk ....u dey form woke abi oyinbo..." Don't teach the kid violence,the kid is traumatized already



If am the father of the boy ...I will give him hot cup of grounded pepper to pour on the kidnapper

Wow this guy will go places....see guts ....I love this ....just hope they don't look for ways to indict and punish him for this incivility later .....cuz those old leaders can be vindictive....



If this guy rule Nigeria I swear people gondie ....

Gentlevip:
If you understand the region, this is a big trouble to Israel.

Israel state will come to hate Netanyahu. Just wait for the next weeks.

I won't say much. But keep watching

Shut up ur talking fictitious rubbish.....hate who? If we can have leaders like this that will stand and fight for the defence of our country we will not be like this......this prime minister was supposed to travel recently but had to cancel that because of the issue in his country.....can ur useless worthless leaders do this......part of Nigeria have been overun by maggot have ur weak president sssss ever said anything......they even threaten to kidnap him.

.imagine the effrontery.....now for clarification the revolt in isreal is from mamud abass the former prime minister from Likud party out of jealously forming negative opinion in the mind of the people ....netanyahu. Went off before ...they had to elect him back into that position....so think boss

mcquin:
Israel’s intelligence gathering and precision needs study.

If a government can effectively tackle external militia’s, why is Nigeria’s case different?

Nigeria is a useless country with useless security apparatus championed by people with big fat stomach ....

[quote author=noleflendum post=132188507]Signed: Aloy Ejimakor, Esq. on behalf of #MnkLegalTeam.

PRESS RELEASE: Today, in violation of subsisting court orders & the Constitution, the DSS blocked the Legal Team of MAZI NNAMDI KANU from meeting with him at the detention facility. It appears that the DSS has cancelled all future visitations to #MNK as a retaliation against #MNK… pic.twitter.com/LFBAZzxQfj

— aloy ejimakor (@AloyEjimakor) September 27, 2024

sorry I but that aloy ejimakor guy wor wor die ooo

Botragelad:
Look how Nasrallah ended up, buried under the rubble! All that noise from Hezbollah and their supporters here, but what did it accomplish? Zilch! Just a bunch of online noise. Madridguy, krismas, motoayinde and their terror buddies are now crying like bubelehs since Israel took out Hezbollah's top leaders, leaving them in shambles. Media noise and propaganda doesn't win war,your action does. Iran must be shittin their pants right now, knowing they are next.
Look how Iran abandoned hezbollah! Axis of resistance indeed. These guys really gave their supporters false hope that they were going to fight on behalf of hezbollah and Hamas!😂😂😂

You were warned: don't mess with Israel! But Hezbollah thought they could talk tough, and launch rockets and get away with it. Didn't take Israel much effort to knock them out. All that years of efforts to build hezbollah, all that speech from Nasrallah and his loudmouth threats, all decapitated within two weeks!😂

Funny stuff is our dear Bibi (Netanyahu) was giving a speech in the UN meeting yesterday, while some leaders walked out. It should be around that moment Nasrallah got eliminated.
Bibi was the last person he saw on TV. The man who signed his death order.

To those saying Israel can't handle Hezbollah, well, what's the update? How will Hezbollah retaliate without even a proper leader? Israel's got the upper hand here.
Am yisreal chai! 🇮🇱

isreal for life....

Funkyswagzz:
The Jews are the people ruling the world what exactly does he expect will happen. I've told people time without number that Israel is the next leading world power and they think it's joke.

isreal is the only country on earth above the law.......all the laws .....part of names came from the activities of isreal.....so how do u even fight against the only superior country on earth .....shey u wan die......even America cannot cough when isreal is marching......

My humble confession...I use to hate this very dark man but today my impression about him hv changed..... although himself is not clean bcus he is looking for cheap fame that will comsume him soon......after buying this clip to publicize his channel and increase followers hip on YouTube, Instagram, or Facebook

Nevertheless he is trying if we can have leaders that want to dig dip into the rot of the system things will fall into place .....

Vdm should be careful next year will be too shot for him ...he is amassing huge followers


Note ....once u begin to amass huge numbers of followers note ur end is near.........


The more unknown u are the more ur chances of survival......the world hate fames and glory

Softmen:
Go school U say No !

is fishery's not an integral of agriculture?? Oga u wey go school answer the question......


Agricultural subsets have the following
Animal husbandry
Forestry
Fishery's
Livestock farming
Crop cultivation
Etc

planetx:
Nigerians would have wiped out all the fish if the lake was located here.

they would have spoilt the place with dirty .....and debris everywhere...... rubbish country rubbish leaders rubbish citizens

Debater:
African leaders are unashamedly puppets to the West.
Trust me when I say 90% of you don't understand how deep and diabolical all this is.

But these countries, look at them, they've chased all the hungry whites, and things are improving for them.

shey Russian are not white but blue abi? ...African relationship with the Western world is never of a symbiotic nature but more of a parasitic nature

bluepreek:
Kids who didn't protest when their brother,Buhari was president have suddenly developed strong erections now that Tinubu is their father's father

stop this rubbish talk.....when that mumu buhari came on board his own foolishness took a gradual step.....but this olodo no even wait before the orangutan started portraying his follies........am not praising buhari....but at least things weren't as bad during his first tenure

Natbrowny:
If no be say we Nigerians r cowards.

Na so dem dey take coach boiz in outside world wey dem dey turn terrorist to govt

Our own terrorist here na cowards too. 😂


Kidnapping innocent people for ransom.. Dey cant kidnap ordinary LG chairman pikin.

Idiots terrorist in 9ja famzing

indeed we are cowards I feel we are the most stupid and gullible people on earth ......no sane citizens will take this rubbish from any bastard......u dey chop u dey feed u dey fly abroad ...ur pikin dey flex money ...ur wife na madam.....yet u said we should calm down and don't cry

Creamcrest:
Some of you isreal ass lickers should not see this as a sign of weakness of the great Islamic republic of iran.

Pezeshkian is just a moderate who believes in diplomacy to resolve issues.

Iran will defeat isreal on a one on one confrontation without the help of allies.

The nation of iran has grown stronger despite several years of continuous sanctions by the entire Europe.

I doff my hat for this great nation of iran.

spewing trash......Iran is no match for isreal any fucking day....... motivational speaker .....if they have the capacity y then,do they always fight isreal through third parties....that's a brazen act of cowardice......imagine say u fit ur younger brother but na from back u go hit am cum run go hide....are u not a coward

oz4real83:
shut up your mouth . What did the hippo do? Why present yourself as a treat to a mother hippo in its habitat who will do just anything to protect her young? A wild animal that kills an intruder in its habitat should not be killed as punishment, the animal was only protecting its territory. The animal deserves to live and also be left in its natural habitat undisturbed.

ur talking yan yan poo all this sub humans forming woke ....borrow pose animal rite activist........would u have said of this If the hippo had killed ur father or brothers .....

CHARACTERISTICS OF EDO MEN
1. They are gossips
2.they are snitches
3.they are often loyal and subservient to women ( wife or girlfriend)
4. They are prone to jealously and progress of close allies and friends even enemies
5.they talk alot ....most of them
6.they are always prone to plotting campaign of devide and counter productivity in working environment against people they percieve as being better than them or even hate them
7.their wife or girlfriend always have the say in their endeavors or decision.....

8.they harbour things in their mind for long even when eating with u ...
9.they are foolishly temperamental


This analysis is based on inferential analysis
And not sample statistic.........thus if u must quote me foolishly better have ur points .....and not insult ....

Brendaniel:
Can you just imagine for a second that it was Peter Obi that was president and all these in Nigeria were happening?

The insults and attacks the Igbos would have received, the hate and narrative that would have been heaped upon the Igbos, now it is Tinubu a Yoruba man, the whole country is quiet...

ur perfectly correct I so hate the way we behave in this country that's y things will never get better .....

Africa and useless things ....protest that other continents or country engage in, when it got to the time of Africans it became useless imagine what they useless prostitute is saying how does that make a useless government want to sit up and meet up with their demand without thinking that they are sex starved .....
THE DAY AFRICANS AND AFRICA BECOME SERIOUS THAT IS THE DAY AFRICA WILL RISE UP

Wizardslayer:
The only language the terrorists understands.


You don't show any signs of weakness when you're in confrontation with this sets religious extremist.

Christianity has something in common with weakness.

Judaism is the best I ll convert soon

Nwaokunkpara:
Wike is just a shadow of himself

He looks like a brick layer

ur not going to heaven with this comment...lol

EagleMenage:
Hello Nairaland,


I have a serious confession to make and this has been killing me emotionally and I can’t keep it anymore.

It all started at age 14, I happen to be the only male child and seeing myself among my sisters I started developing a kind of strange affection for them which is really strange and evil.
My sisters are really beautiful indeed to be honest.

I share room with my elder sister, and there was this night I woke up and realized she was on a phone call with her boyfriend and at the same time using her fingers to play with her vagina, but when I saw her she tried to get my attention to have sex with her but I refused.


Honestly the next day I didn’t inform any of my parents about this and I kept it confidential.

I thought that’s all, but afterwards, whenever am alone then I feel like having sex, I’ll become Hot to the extent that, I easily get moody after some few minutes without satisfying myself.

It went on and on until one day I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to take my elder sister panties and wrapped it round my penis, and this is where it all started, unfortunately I had this idea from no where that I can use that as a means of satisfying myself without any girl.

From the beginning it feels good to me and honestly I was enjoying it, gradually I improved on it.


This is the journey to my addiction…..I started Masturbating with ladies pants everyday at any little opportunity I get.

I can masturbate more than 5 times in a day.

Am an introvert so this really hunt me more and more. It got to a time I feel within myself that it’s evil but I couldn’t talk to anybody about it because I was afraid even my parent couldn’t like me again so I kept it on the low.

I did everything possible to stop this addiction but all failed.

Sometimes I feel a strong energy around me, mostly when am alone and that’s the exact time I’ll start thinking about woman, and this caused me to love porn.


Honestly this hunts me amicably so I decided to have a girlfriend at age 18yrs thinking that will rather help me stop masturbating but it became worst, I even ended up being a womanizer, chasing girls everywhere.

Truth be told, my worst enemy now is Masturbation, I am 28yrs now with a woman and two handsome boys but ridiculously, I still masturbate, it’s eating me up and am getting depressed over this addiction.

Masturbation is reducing me, both physical and spiritually, I feel drained.

Everything is shutting down on me, and I have no one to talk to about this, am really scared my wife will get to know about this and right now things are getting out of hand.

Am facing a lot of trauma, my business isn’t moving anymore and I can’t stop Masturbating.

I can be having sex with my wife and still be masturbating.

This have caused me to have no limit over my sexual life, and whenever am having sex, I feel an extra energy within me that makes me sex for so long without getting tired.


It’s killing me slowly within, right now I’ve developed a waist problem and I don’t know the next damage this will cause me again.


Please everyone here, am pleading you all to help me with a solution, I need help to overcome this, I’ve confessed this to several pastors but couldn’t get any solution……

Please nairalanders, help me.

this story would have been more unique and captivating if u had slept or Bleep that ur elder sister.......u messed up I swear imagine free toto dish served hot u refused later u still go dey use her panties masturbate......
meanwhile for ur problem.....ur just looking for attention and being over apprehensive over nothing.u have kids already ur married already..so wats ur problem...... masturbate in peace cuz ur case is even beyond redemption now, masturbate in peace till u die .......then when ur asked wat u did with ur dick when alone tell them it was ur evil sister that led u into it.....for sake of clarity pls note this, masturbate never cuz the downfall of ur business but TUNUBU

ivandragon:
Hmm...

When you tell people that removing subsidy is not an end in itself, they throw up blind arguments.


If as the government said that pms subsidies became unsustainable because of corrupt practices and rising costs, the commonsense thing to have done is check the corrupt practices and then address the issues that gave rise to the increasing costs.


How can you admit that people committed economic sabotage for years and then rather than get those people to pay for thier crimes against the masses, you leave the masses to thier fate because you are too cowardly to do the right thing?

Does bat think the economic saboteurs would just simply go away because he decided to run from them and instead suffer the masses? That cabal would simply evolve into another monster to continue to feed off the broken system, afterall, they are untouchable.


First address the factors that have made fuel subsidy unsustainable, then you can remove the subsidy. At that point, pms could come down to as low as N350- N400 per litre without subsidy, which is still bearable in our present economic state IF the N70k minimum wage is implemented across board.

Once pms crosses N400, reintroduce subsidies, at this point, government would be paying about N50-N75 subsidy. When prices drop, stop the subsidy.

To those saying smuggling because of high prices in other countries, I ask...

1. Why should Nigerians pay more for a product it has comparative advantage simply because the government is too incompetent to perform its duty of securing the nation's borders?

2. What stops fuel prices from going up in those countries as the price in Nigeria rises? So because fuel is N2000 in Cameroon, Nigerians must pay N2500 for something they can get at N500?

3. What happens when the much touted CNG is also adopted by neighbouring countries? So the prices would also rise due to smuggling?

Apc is just made up of senseless characters who are cunning and out for themselves only.

few sound people in nairaland

kingxsamz:
So his reaction to being disarmed is because his parents did not flog him during childhood? You're not bright at all, because you'll tell me what the correlation is in beating up a child and the behaviour of an army personnel who has received far more strict training. You people just type anything on here.

have noticed u now run along...

Yourprick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TECSKYo5IP0?feature=shared

All these arrogant new generation children that have disregard for rules and regulations....do I blame them? No the old generation are the cause of this .....but how.....do u Know today ,parents no longer flog or discipline their children....even those stupid private schools no longer flog or discipline children.....now wat u have are lazy entitlement kids growing up without recourse to discipline....... Those rounds he wasted without any authorization will finally see to his dismissal from the job cuz the military prefare u to die than to waste their ammunition......no reason can be submitted for the justification of his foolish act of display.....this guy will be a forgotten or wasted episode soon.........let's assume he had some issues with those overbearing officers that shouldn't hv been an obvious reasons for putting the lives of his enemy and that of his colleagues at risk.......

Franzinni:
You go dey drive with generator for booth haha 😂😂😂 EV nah scam ... Nigeria is not ready for electric vehicles

We are still in the stone ages ... If not for Genz, NIGERIANS will still be a forest where people live in trees.

Congratulations to innoson, they are making us proud and their cars are sweet to see. Regardless of how Nigerian factor dey affect the business.. I respect him ... He is a samurai!

I can tell from ur write up a lot about u......now sit down let me tell u about u...
1. Ur argue blindly without proper reasoning u argue alot ...and alwys claim to know
2. Ur still in the growing up stage with no much experience in life but act as though uve come of age
3.u like girls and alwys try to impress.....
4.u alwys want to belong to group of people that don't even welcome ur opinion or friendship they only pretend
5.u argue with eithr of ur mom or dad

6.ur irrational in ur decision most times
7.u don't value spiritual issues ....



DISCLAIMER......Am no soothsayer but I was able to know u from the contractions in ur write up which is only perculier to someone who don't take time to process but hastily want to talk........I meant no insult

Afonja44:
After China detained him over Ogun state's debt and UK had to bail him out the senile old fool is now learning to stay in one place.

Baba Onigbese

lol ....ur not going to heaven trust me ...u gave tunubu over 100 .5 wit this comment

Krismas:
How has pager helped Israel?
What benefit or profit did it accrue to Israel?

calm down it has done something...... psychological warfare.....this type of warfare can affect ur desire to fight ur opponents due to fear of the unknown.......

AfonjaMozlems:
That's not yam.

That is a preeq.
My long buried ancestors' preeqs that grew to enormous sizes.

If you check that area well, you will see ancient graves.


This lady don't know what she has put her hand into.

ur supposed to be a woman with culture.......blue pig