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Ralvy, i is tot u was refelling to someone else, solly o

u is talk to me again prease

meet who? the poster i think

[quote author=able_geo link=topic=83270.msg1557517#msg1557517 date=1191516080]i mean, i open your profile, wht i saw is a kid picture, i wonder why wther na dey kid d typ your messg or abii na u de typer.

or na your kid be that[/quote]i understand now, even thou i had headache b4 doing so. my son at that age cnt type plz.
am typing myself.

jeanbro:
My head? its like I wont log on nairaland again oooo

anyway, my buyer rejected ur head so no fears

we can talk wie

jeanbro:
@ iice

text can be more complicated than word we speak in person, don't get me wrong am not trying to make you feel bad with words its all joke,not even sure you understand yoruba, am really sorry.

"I think I found out one of her love languages"

some interested ask me I will tell you what it is and how I found out ,

am a gentle man more than you know

better O! i nearly came 4 your head 4 crossing my sis
see, u made my eye problem come again
where's the new goggles naw . . .

adventure?? ok Sir, they will come

ok sauce, i hear u. continue singing

[quote author=able_geo link=topic=83270.msg1557219#msg1557219 date=1191512735]ar bi na your son be your son u use as your profile or ar u the one. well shya[/quote]i dnt get this explain pls

ok sauce, i will be there b4 the scheduled time wt somze.

but i need the specification for those heads first;

1. the sizes
2. wight
3. hair type
4. age of the head
5. tribe
6. the person's state of mind b4 his/her death

i will tell u the rest later

Ralvy:
me too . . I am too tireding, velly velly tireding sef.
My wife, hw are u doesing?

who is u refelling to

sauce, na only singing u go sing? action now
BTW, r u the loser

sauce, really? where can we meet u

Easybaby:
chai

chai wht abi u dey enjoy the money av been dashing u
where do u think i get it from

somze:
Efuah
yes o, we need new and more promising buyers
I'll scan for all them money hungry folks.
If no one comes up, i'd start eating the heads myselft

somze some of the heads r evil! they r only good for money but nt for consumption.
abeg drop that idea

somze:
Now i am definitely sure, we have your head, seeing you're becoming incoherent
please tell me where you got the head transfer surgery done

i want to know too

somze, dnt u think he can be a good supplier? we cut, another comes, we cut n so on

somze:
Efuah
my dear, crazykid just zapped out, couldnt take the price
We need to search for another

Naija
Which head you dey use talk sef?

pls advertise for another buyer cos the heads r fighting in the freezer

naijaborn:
i can see yu couple don chase yimiton comot, naija's too strong for yall, yu seriously don't want to test me?!

yimi is my sis o, she's busy here but for your head, it has the most expensive price tag
it's already freezing

easybaby, that's good, where's sauce the loser

naijaborn:
standin right here infront of my mirror, i see 2chickens insearch of human heads, bt chickens ar known for good meals, am going to crack yur bones nd suck d spirals _{una never even plenty reach}

roflmao do dead people enjoy chicken

naijaborn:
haha ha ha!Efuah so yu dey fear ehn d guy wan hand yu over to him creator, ha ha ha!

wit me yu'd betta b careful, because i no dey joke o!

his creator is my father o our buyer rejected his head

but as for u, ur head is with us already, am wondering whose head u r using now

easybaby, ur head na too soft, we dnt need it

yeah my partner the great somze is here how far now? where's the buyer?

somze:
Easybaby
today its zignor tomoro its sauce, you sef when r u goin to change
If its not that you are efuah's sis, na your head for they my plate

or my partner take am easy o, spare my sis abeg
now u easybaby, choose which one u want, zignor or sauce?
or else . . . .

naijaborn:
Efuah n somze, both can't handle this, yu gon need ten mor of yu. , yu really can't see wot i'm holdin?!

r u still talking? whose head r u using now? because as far as i know, ur head is already wt us
in our freezer

easybaby, yes o, we need heads if only u can supply us

[quote author=able_geo link=topic=83270.msg1556783#msg1556783 date=1191508267]u can't do anything to me ok, my postor told me that he that is in me, is greater than he that is in the world, i no de fear u all at, if u take my head, maybe u wan die,[/quote]lol easy easy easy oooooooo this one don reach that level. this just a friendly match n u've taken
it seriously like world cup it's all fun right. it's a joke

yimiton:
Naijaborn:
Never mind, you're safe here, I mean with me, but with Efua, I'm not so sure, anything can happen.
You better come over to my side for safe keeping.
You looking for a wify too? unfortunately, I've already given my heart to the poster.

yimi are u sure?? once we need the head, no protection can withstand that
if ino be say u be my sis . . . .

[quote author=able_geo link=topic=83270.msg1556712#msg1556712 date=1191507478]efuah nd yimiton
don't even talk to them , girls of nairaland i de fear them, better fin your way out na na or anything happ to u,[/quote]our buyer chose ur head but i ignored him, now u've proven available, so ur head is also needed

naijaborn, really? anyway, ur head is all we need

naijaborn:
@somze, please don't mis-interprete my leavin in peace o?!, d gentility of a lion isnt to be toiled wit because i came bck in here wit a sledge hammer!

because of this we re giving ur head to the buyer for free(discount)

my son

naijaborn, keep quiet n come to the other side, our buyer has chosen ur head too

but where's the buyer sef?

velly velly hectic i am tireding sef

i is come again, somes of u spoken good inglis o! i saluted u

somze,
exactly o, he has the perfect head
it will earn a lot for us

somze:
Efuah
Sorry dear, was talkin to one supplier from Uk, we can get Uk heads too o
Wow bizniz is booming
Meanwhile who dey disturb you?
We need that head fast.

darlingD! put a lower price tag on that head, u can even give it to the buyer for free(discount)
have u checked the UK suppliers' products we dnt want fake heads o

Easybaby:
wetin saucekid do you now?

saucekid, no worry, I go marry you

where's zignor
am off to report nooooooow

Easybaby:
efuah, no problem, we'll surely come.

ok i will b waiting

Joey82:
@efuah,
I'm cool, just took some time off to celebrate Nigeria's independence.
How's your hubby n pretty baby boy.

they r fine o, thx for asking

saucekid:
make we sell darlin D head for disturbing effuah's peace

good

where's the buyer now? CK, come wt ur beam balance this head na i go give u for free