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RomanceRe: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by egbeman1: 10:18pm On Jun 25, 2012
sweetchicks: and so now i'm raising a toast to fuckherlord's rebranded identity... here's hoping she finds what she seeks!! amen!
Am much available baby...But the question is,Can U Satisfy Me?
Cos My Kini is too long
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by egbeman1: 9:50pm On Jun 25, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]What do you hope to achieve with that thread?[/color]
Like seriously,if u locked that thread!then u re a punk...WTF!!!
Does it look real to you?
Jst wana hv fun via ppl's comments!
Mtchewwwww!!!!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by egbeman1: 9:46pm On Jun 25, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]What do you hope to achieve with that thread?[/color]
Wat kinda qustnhuh
Jst a normal thread lyk any other one
Wotchu tinking?
Abeg open it,I rly wana hv fun
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by egbeman1: 9:21pm On Jun 25, 2012
Please I used "report" mistakenly and it locked the thread...Am Madly In Luv With Genevive Nnaji.
Pls help me cancel it
Jokes EtcAm Madly In Luv With Genevive Nnaji by egbeman1(op): 9:09pm On Jun 25, 2012
Pls help me guys,am crayz in luv with Genevive Nnaji,I dnt watch any other movie apart from hers.I used her pics as my dp on bbm,fb and twirra.
I'v gone for several shows hoping she will recognise me,yet she didn't.
I don't mind being her junior lover or driver,just to be seeing her pretty face everyday and night.
Recently,I even decided to change my surname to Nnaji...Am soooooo in luv wit the most prettiest gal in the world.
She's my drm bcome true
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by egbeman1: 2:47pm On Jun 24, 2012
acidtalk: No worry.
I dey like straight forward and sincere people and you no come out clean.

Wetin dey to drop the thing you come dey give me nonsense condition say make I first add you. Either the whole yahns no be fact or you wan take pleasure in posting person.
Bros u no impress me ooo! Upon the whole sign wey I give u...
Anyways na her pin dat sha,no be my own.I been tink say u done add am go far self!
PoliticsRe: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL: Few Statement By Habeeb Bama Before He Died. by egbeman1(op): 12:46pm On Jun 24, 2012
namfav: made up story
U can check ur punch for more...
PoliticsRe: HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL: Few Statement By Habeeb Bama Before He Died. by egbeman1(op): 12:45pm On Jun 24, 2012
ACM10: Highly confidential?! undecided
What is it doing here? huh
Maybe u should ask Punch Newspapers
PoliticsHIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL: Few Statement By Habeeb Bama Before He Died. by egbeman1(op): 11:39am On Jun 24, 2012
SSS-pls tell us all you know and we will spare you.

Habeeb Bama-Am doing God's work,because he's the only person to reward me what I deserve

SSS-we all know that,and we all want to hear what you know.

Habeeb Bama-I have been in this business of serving Allah and doing his will since birth.HK is a dream becoming true,that was why I resigned from the military.
I don't know what u people want to hear again,the world knows our sponsors.We initialy decided to calm down with our attacks,but when jonathan said he was qualified to contest in 2015,then we were instructed to carry out the most dangerous attack this season.Our oga (IBB) was sick few months ago and said we should slow down our attacks,but Buhari,Atiku and El Rufai insisted we shouldn't stop.
If you look at the list of government houses we are planning to attack,you will discover that Borno is not included,is simply because Alhaji Shettima settled us and funded 1 full container loaded with explosives recently.I know that I will die soon,but am only warning Jonathan to do the right thing and give us our birth right.Infact,we are already planning our attacks across other states eg is the Third Mainland bridge,we are targeting all the embassies so as to drive and discourage foreign investors,power plants,telecommunication mast.All this attacks are coming before the end of July.It shall be carried out upon the arrival of our members on training at Somalia,fully sponsored by Nnamadi Sambo,Azazi and MD Yusuf (IG of Police).

The Punch,pg 21
Christianity EtcRe: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by egbeman1: 12:05am On Jun 24, 2012
I_am_Fenriz: havnt gotten any mail from you in a while...watsup?
Interesting.
Volumenous tho...
Am in bro
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:55pm On Jun 23, 2012
benemeka: @poster, dat gurl likes ur swag. she likes u and dat was y she fell 4 u easily. i had a similar experience sum time last year. i met dis particular gurl in a bus. we started talking. B4 i culd reach my busstop, i had cónvinced her 2 come down wit me. we went 2 my house and finally she slept ın my house dat day. though we didnt make it 4 long rship. i calld it quit wen she told me dat she had a suitor but he based in d s/east and d guy had done sumtins on her head.
Had similar too on a bike.We did same bike to reduce cost and cos of mad lasgidi traffic.
We ended up at a guest house close to our bustop!
Tho na calabar tings ooo!
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:51pm On Jun 23, 2012
queensmith: your damned if you do, damned if you dont. what about you the guy that invited her to come to your house the next day? Should the woman be discouraged thinking you do that with all the girls on your contact?

When the women are rude and arrogant, they then start complaining that nigerian girls are rude, when the women are open and express themselves as they please they complain the women are too easy. I don tire for you these people.
I didn't see her a visitation as a big deal...Aprt from bbm,I'v experienced such scenario many times.
I talked abt it cos I was skeptical abt taking her on a serious date.Nvr said her visitation was wrong.
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:47pm On Jun 23, 2012
lioncoolst: Bingo or what did you call urself. U meet a gal for d first, she bleeped you and u r complaining, whot do u think she is thinking of U, a foolish bingo of cors who has no control over his DKNY!
She tinks am a Donkey,cos the AK97 got to the G spot and she indeed confirmed me.
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:43pm On Jun 23, 2012
gech baby: :oU gotta be careful dat friend of yours who gave u her pin nd d girl myt b workin togeda.maybe she's found out u ve got swags nd den she's in for it! Careful!
My friend wasn't aware I took her pin initialy,I told even she's come n gone.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by egbeman1: 11:38pm On Jun 23, 2012
acidtalk: Even though I dey collect money from people to help them fill form and write letter, I never help person fill Patient form for psychiatrist hospital before.

Beg 190 make him follow you. Na him specialty be that.
How far the parole?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by egbeman1: 8:49am On Jun 23, 2012
Mynd_44: Noting like early morning shepe to clear the eye
But na dat one dey kill pass oooo!!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by egbeman1: 8:48am On Jun 23, 2012
acidtalk: Guy seriously you no dey try at all. Oya just throw the thing for floor.
Guy abeg add me make we yarn 2752DF0C
The puzzle game dey oOo!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by egbeman1: 12:39am On Jun 23, 2012
acidtalk: Abeg do come dey go.
Na so your Land Lord come with thugs that last time come find you here say you never pay your 2years house rent. Last week na your neighnor papa ekaette come with police come arrest you say no dey molest hi$ 13years old daughter ubong.

Na Only God know who go come find you here today. Abeg do come dey go. We no dey for wahala tonight.
I done show!!!
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 9:37pm On Jun 22, 2012
acidtalk: Okay let's leave this thread. Meet me in the "Beer Parlour" thread (pidgin only) you will give me codedly there (through a game puzzle).

But first and foremost, is she fine? As in heavy front and heavy back?
Am so sorry for the delay bro.Where is Beer Parlour thread? I can't get it.

She's moderate sha...but she sabi die!!!
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 10:46am On Jun 22, 2012
[quote author=acidtalk]How far? You never wire am?[/quote

Dude! How do I send a pm?I done find am tire,n I can't post her pin here
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:32pm On Jun 21, 2012
shenaz: This op is very stupid. So you know you will free her before and you were chewing your tongue before. I'm sure the story is fake. U are trying to sooth your ego, maybe the chick slammed you on bbm. Anohia!
Nahh! She can't slam a cute guy lyk me...*wink*
It realy happened,jst last week.
This is just one outta of plenty,I raised her case cos am in luv,no girl has ever given it to me like she did.Now am seeking for more!!!
PoliticsWhere Is IG Of Police? by egbeman1(op): 11:25pm On Jun 21, 2012
It seems the MD Yusuf went to bed after removal of road blocks few months ago.
Despite the series of bombing,we haven't heard a word from him,not even an assurance that we'r safe...
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 10:05pm On Jun 21, 2012
acidtalk: Guy don't be one hell of a Oliver Twist. Send me her pin in private. You mess up big time if you dodge this request.

@main issue, forget it. The babe is a 'local cheap' runs girl. You probably will have a heart attack if you fall for her.


Send me her pin. No Claim Say You Forget.
Bad guy....I will send u the pin,she didn't even ask how I got her pin.
Tanks,I'v finaly decided to free her.
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 3:41pm On Jun 21, 2012
acidtalk: My stand will remain the same even if you are God's Perfect Creation.

It is damn too early to start thinking of starting a serious relationship with her, except if you are confusing "regular fling" with "serious relationship". It appears right now you don't trust her and most likely will never do. Whenever you remember how it all went down so easily you might just be a little irritated (depending on you).

This isn't about me but let me give you a personal example, I love most those ladies who didn't give me stress while wooing them. For those who stress me out, I am just out there for one thing and that is revenge (get in and run off).

If you are like me, then I guess you might cope or else, please find someone else.

If I may ask, did she demand for monetary gains before getting down with you or did she put you any under sort of condition? Because you also need to know that Not all prostitut*es stand by the road side again, most of them operate their trade via social media I.e, Blackberry, Twitter, Facebook, 2go and others.

You need to know her background more before falling head over heels in love with her or making any commitment.

Cheers!
U re rite.
She actualy told me before coming that she doesn't hv transport and I gave her a token.
She's in a high institution and was alwas flaunting her school ID card dat day.
She demanded the pay after after few days
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:10am On Jun 21, 2012
uboma: I hate it when guys like the op publicly announce how they got a babe cheaply. Is she hadn't allowed u, u will be complaining and putting in more efforts to get her. Now u r here thinking she is too cheap coz she granted u visa to her jerusalem. @ OP, u r very pathetic. And like the other Nlander suggested u change uq mindset about her or simply let her go. U have no respect for her else u wudnt talk abt her like that.
Atleast I didn't call her name or even mine.Their re 1001 bb uses in the world.
No traces as to the exact direction can be found.
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:08am On Jun 21, 2012
MRbrownJAY: @OP
some women are "open minded" like that....the catch is to accept that she may have done this quite a few times in the past and that her closet may be holding a few skeletons. so long as you fully understand these points then there is nothing to worry about.
also, remember that the fact that YOU want a serious r/ship with HER is irrelevant, IF SHE DOESNT WANT THE SAME IN RETURN.

so i suggest you find out what she desires from this encounter FIRST, before making big big plans about dating her. for all you know, maybe she is just a gal who like to be fukced by strangers............unless you fool yourself into believing that you are actually "special" (after a night chat)

now here is some few things that you should remember:
- you may have a few people talking openly about how THEY mounted your "easy" gf.
- your family and friends may hear about your gf's exploits and look down on her for being open minded like that (this is Africa, what do you expect?)

if you are ok with it, then RIDE ON bro!
Gosshh! U re realy awesome. Tanks a lot
Few days later,I offered to take her out,but couldn't make it cos my car broke down on the way,instead I went for the show alone.

Earlier this week,she requested for cash,which I couldn't give her cos I felt its too early.But since den,we not that close again,she doesn't ping or call me.Was tinking of paying her a visit for a serious chat.
I fell in love cos of the way she gave me the koko...I mean seriously.
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 11:00am On Jun 21, 2012
acidtalk: You guys should free the poster.

Really you people should appreciate it when people come and state their real life challenges in here. It is comments like this that make people hide under the story line of "my friend, my coworker, my neighbor and the rest". If he admitted his challenges faced being a stammerer I don't think such should be used against him in another thread.

Cripples, visually impaired, deaf, dumb, and semi reta*rted all do get someone eventually that will love them for who they are.

He might just have chatted up the girl well and she enjoyed his intelligence and sense of humor before even meeting him. Inperfection in someone doesn't mean the person will die "single now".

I thought you all should know better than this.

@Poster, that lady might probably do it to a few other guys on the first date as well. But please don't try to ask her out for the fear of not finding someone who will accept you for you speech imperfection. You probably will always suspect and accuse her even though she might be faithful to you, and this is likely the worst form of relationship.
Thanks man,u re rly on point.
I rly don't stammer.But I did dat thread for a purpose.
Wats ur opinion based on a neutral ground,witout the stammering ishh?
Seems I will get points from u.
Tanks again!
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 9:55am On Jun 21, 2012
Lord_Reed: You did indeed look down on her. You feel she is too loose that since she can do it with you she can with someone else. Leave her alone if that will trouble you because you will continually maltreat her with that thought at the back of your mind.
U re point,but I like the girl.Can get the impression outta my mind.
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 9:52am On Jun 21, 2012
tellwisdom: No, d guy no talk wen d gurl come. Na demonstration he use. sad

Na wetin save am be dat undecided undecided
The chick feel the demostration sha...
RomanceRe: Met Her On BBM And She Came To My House The Next Day by egbeman1(op): 9:48am On Jun 21, 2012
Mynd_44: Why? Did we expose a truth in a story you cooked up?
U'v time! I swear down...
I rly wana get someting,and dats why I did this thread...pls dnt be a distraction.
Tanks

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