₦airaland Forum

Blackteeth:
Some people are feeding fat with this nysc thing. They will fight tooth an nail to keep it in motion

very true

Born For This Paramore

Mode9 Featuring 2face We Dey Vex

Vieira:
You never answer query o! You dissed this show before now you are a big fan, what converted you?

season 1 and 2 were boring it got me interested in season 3

that's what a good country does

Big BanGGGGGGG tHEORY

Femi was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Femi
, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

femi thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

A guy in a hurry used the
ladies
toilet in a posh hotel. He
sat down
and noticed 4 buttons -
WW, WA,
PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW
and his
butt was gently sprayed
wit
WARM WATER, he loved it
so
much! He Then pressed WA
and a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up.
Still loving it, he pressed PP
and a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell
fresh. Feeling pampered, he
decided to press the last
button
APR, He later woke up in
the
hospital. A nurse smiled
and said;
Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC
PAD
REMOVER. When the
machine
couldn't find a pad on you,
it
went 4 balls. Your balls are
in this
jar

Coldplay Square one

id rather hope i would never be in such a situation

how can one apple spoil the option just because you have had bad experiences that doesn't give you the right to generalize,

eleyi o gbadun o

edoyad:
Are you alright? Is the story from Frosbel or The Nation newspaper?

lol nairalanders

Akpors came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow."

The father thought some and said, "Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm capitalism because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?"

Akpors said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said."

Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Akpors was woken up by his brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the maid's room, and when he reached the door, he saw through the small window that his father was in bed with the maid.

Because he couldn't do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.

The next morning, Akpors said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now."

"Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?"

Akpors thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of shit."

bunmioguns:
We need matured mind joke here pls and nt all dis Pry Sch Joke


I mean dis in a gud way

Jump into the ocean

A baby was born laughing really really hard and happy lookin,with his fist tightly closed,
the confused doctor unfolded his tiny fingers and found a birth control pill,

A 3 year old boy was asked by his uncle to make a sentence. The boy immediately noticed a dog passing by and said, "uncle, this is a dog!". surprised, the uncle smiled and said, "That's good my boy. Now make a long sentence". And the boy smiled and said, "uncle, it is simple na, This is a dog ooooooooooooooooo!"

dont even like thinking of that movie Johnny english reborn total bullshit from start to finish

i knew things like this would surely happen with these protests wonder why people cant behave

mode nine hero comes home

Mike Candys featuring Evelyn and Patrick Miller One Night in Ibiza

Touch my Body Mariah Carey

Obsessed remix Mariah Carey Featuring Guci Mane

Linkin Park When They Come For Me

Linkin Park The Little Things You Give Away

wo Foolish Idiots!!!

Two men were arguing about there sons, the first said his son was more foolish while the second disagreed so they decided to prove it.

The first man called his son & told him to go to the market & buy a goat & the boy left without asking for money then the father said to the 2nd man,'you see how foolish he is, he did not ask for money', the second man replied, 'is that what you call foolishness? Wait & see'.

Then he called his son & told him to go to there house & check if he was around, the boy ran away & came back & told said, 'papa you are not at home o, you are in your friend's place.

hehehee

New Igbo Names:

1).Chukwubusubsidim - male (meaning G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ Ȋ̝̊̅§ ♍Ɣ Subsidy)

2).Nkechisubsidilanyi - female (meaning †ђε one that G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ has subsidised Fø̲̣̣я̅ us/his subsidy ȋ̝̊̅§ more than sufficient Fø̲̣̣я̅ us)

3).Chinwesubsidi - female (meaning G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ owns all subsidy)

4).Subsidibuifeoma - female (meaning subsidy ȋ̝̊̅§ something good)

5).Chukwuemekasubsidi -

1).Chukwubusubsidim - male (meaning G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ Ȋ̝̊̅§ ♍Ɣ Subsidy)

2).Nkechisubsidilanyi - female (meaning †ђε one that G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ has subsidised Fø̲̣̣я̅ us/his subsidy ȋ̝̊̅§ more than sufficient Fø̲̣̣я̅ us)

3).Chinwesubsidi - female (meaning G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ owns all subsidy)

4).Subsidibuifeoma - female (meaning subsidy ȋ̝̊̅§ something good)

5).Chukwuemekasubsidi - male (meaning thank you lord Fø̲̣̣я̅ subsidy)

6).Chinasubsidikasi - unisex (meaning G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ subsidises †ђε most)

7).Chukwukasubsidi - unisex (meaning G☺D̶̲̥̅̊ ȋ̝̊̅§ greater than subsidy)

.Nkesubsidinye - female (born as a result of subsidy)

9).Ikesubsidi - male (†ђε power of subsidy)

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo
officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the
next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A
twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do
you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless
somebody locks the gate at night!"